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hello piero :)

>>55569870
he also is a pedophile

>>55569969
Like cops or anything really, it can be good or bad. He's a good pedophile.

>>55569935
>>55569969
Lol I'm not Scaruffi you fuckers. And I'm totally not a pedophile, it was just a reflexion

>>55569969
Where this meme come from?

"Age is just a number," -- Pietro "I like 'em young 'n puffy" Scaruffi, 2015

>>55570102
Hi newfriend

>>55569870
i think a lot of his site is not only him reviewing. he would be watching movies all fucking day and night while reading books and listening to albums

>>55570102
he suggested that having an exact age of consent doesn't make much sense since people don't change fundamentally on their 18th birthday

>>55570175
sounds logical

the fundamental change being first menstruation

t. not scaruffi

>>55570233
when are you reviewing more albums piero?

>>55570233
t. virgin

>>55569870
>Dubi Dam
>Dubi Dam Dam - Da Dubi Daba Dibi Dam
>Dubi Dam Dam - Da Dubi Dibi Dam
>Dubi Dam Dam - Da Dubi Daba Dibi Dam
>Dubi Dam Dam - Da Dubi Dibi Dam
>scaruffi's favorite song of 2005

Scaruffi is the biggest music baiter ever.

how the fuck do you pronouce his last name
like sruffy or sca-roofie

>>55570306
nice to meet you

>>55570347
[skarufi]

>>55570311
Reminder this is scaruffi favorite song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYTqYVHS1lo

>>55570311
>>55570425
>taken from his site

German quartet Banaroo delivered one of the most demented dance-pop anthems of all times, Dubi Dam Dam (2005). It was the only decent track on Banaroo's World (2005). The follow-up album was even worse. But that first anthem is a masterpiece.

>>55569870
He's also an artificial intelligence scientist of some sort. He is old, tho, so probably anyone can acquire the same amount of culture.

does anyone have the refrigerator pic? thanks

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>>55571128
epic :^)

quantity=/=quality

>>55569870
nah

>>55571252
>negro

>>55571231
in this case, it does. it's amazing how a man like scaruffi can go so in depth for all the albums

>>55571101

>>55569870
literally impossible to consume the amount of art he does every year.

>>55571277

>2-6 paragraphs per album
>in-depth

>>55571277
How is he going in depth for any of the albums? He just keeps babbling about the historical importance of the album he is reviewing.
Even Anthony goes much more in depth when it comes to actually reviewing music than him.

It's easy to make jokes about him, but really he deserves a lot of respect. He works tirelessly on his site with absolutely no monetary gain. I have had so many great musical experiences that I would never have had if not for him. I think that's true for many other people on this board as well.

>>55571327
He has stated that history is his main interest.

>>55571290
you the man

>>55571343
Well then he shouldn't consider himself a rock critic. When he tries to talk about music, he often fails miserably, saying that Radiohead was faux-avantgarde because they focused on the sound rather than music (which is total nonsense by the way, if an artist can make something that sounds magnificent from a really simple melody/chord progression, that's something to be praised), but gave Loveless an 8

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>>55571252
Who us this? I'm in need of good black music reviewers.

>>55571421
He gave Loveless a 9. Also, he is really wrong about things. For example, he considers Pere Ubu's Modern Dance to be industrial which is really bizarre and said that New Picnic Time featured David Thompson of Red Krayola (Which is laughably wrong because he was in their next album).

>>55571511
Whoops I meant Mayo Thompson.

>>55571511
Even worse.
I mean, I respect his historical POV and all that, but that's not something you should take when discussing abstract things, such as music.
Ok, you could do that, but then again, you aren't a rock critic if you do that

>>55571484
>in need of good black

cuck

>>55571484
thats racist

>>55571480
saved

>>55571620
years on /mu/ and this is my third piece of OC
>contributing

>>55571620
>>55571645
years on /mu/ and you're still a tripfaggot and you still don't know what OC is
>reddit

>>55571687
>hours on /mu/ and you still don't embrace the basic culture of /mu/
>>>/out/

>>55571687
holy shit rekt

>>55571687
whom are you quoting

http://www.scaruffi.com/phi/history.html
"Richard Dawkins' memes"

>>55571703
perhaps you mean
>the basic culture of /r/music

edit: Thanks for the karma bro!

>>55571749
you can't edit on 4chan you fucking newfagg*t

go back to /b

>>55571596
I'm black

>>55571605
I don't care

>>55571816
>doesn't know how to edit posts
>calls people newfaggots

topkek

>>55570425
He has to be kidding

>>55571687
what

>>55570131
he doesn't update very often

I think he's still not even done with 2013 stuff

>>55571845
https://www.youtube.com/user/dereckvon

>>55570425
LMAO thats the cheesiest thing ever

I really hate this Scaruffi is a pedo meme. He was just trying to illustrate the slippery slope fallacy, since pedophilia is more normal than homosexuality and therefore it makes more sense for society to legalise child marriage than gay marriage. He never actually said he wanted to fuck kids, just that the priorities of liberals are fucked. The man is a scholar and a professor, they do not allow pedophiles to hold tenure.

And yes, he's the greatest and most cultured person of all times. I've even seen him cited in books on zen Buddhism - not only is he a top academic and critic but his philosophies are renowned the world over. Sei bello grosso.

>>55574244
>I've even seen him cited in books on zen Buddhism
I guess that says something about zen Buddhism, namely, that it's fucking hack shit

a patrician for plebs

>>55574244
>I've even seen him cited in books on zen Buddhism
wut

>>55569870
bumpin

>>55570311
That is not his favorite song of 2005, just listed as #1 out of 30 on his playlist. The order is random.

>>55571421
there's nothing contradictory about that

>>55571252
Viper hasn't aged well

I think you mean ChristGOAT

>>55576921
christgau is literally mlp

so normal and dull that he becomes a meme

>>55570425
I bet they are dying of hunger right now

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>>55578077
if scaruffi haterz were literate they'd realise the book quotes him as being "bad unchill science man, FK academics 420"

>>55578596
can't be arsed to read more than 2 paragraphs atm tbh

>>55576921
His ratings are shit, but his reviews are funny and succinct. I wish there were more reviewers like him.

>>55578725
Is it autistic that I find it funny that he give Swift's discography the same score as DG's (A-)?

Scaruffi to music criticism is what Serj Tankian is to western Art music,

The fact that so many Americans still believe it should be illegal to marry a 12-year-old only tells you how far America still is from becoming a serious culture. The Europeans have long recognized that the greatest relationships of all times are between male adults and female adolescents, who are the most biologically fit to produce offspring, as well as the most physically attractive. Followers of the Muslim faith rank the highly controversial Aisha over all of their prophet Mohammed’s other wives, who were far past the prime age for reproduction. Americans are still blinded by puritan values. Adult females are more mentally developed than adolescents (not true, by the way), therefore they must be the greatest partners. Europeans engaged in relationships with adolescent European girls in the middle ages, radical Islamists engage in relationships with adolescent Muslim girls in the present. Americans are often totally ignorant of the virtues of relationships with adolescent girls, they barely know the biological benefits. No wonder they will think that sexual relations with 12-year-old girls should be criminalized.

>>55578763
Probably because he either got paid out or he has weak knees for any melody whatsoever. He says his fav genre is punk rock and most high scores he gives to the albums in the genre are pretty pleb. And he hates anything slightly experimental, so that pretty much says it all.

>>55578792
Is that Ame?

>>55578789
>Serj Tankian

>>55578854
>leaking all the lyrics from their new album
fuck you

>>55574244
I can't tell if this is bait or not...

>>55569870
Yes. Read some of the previews on his books too, there's lots of interesting stuff there.

I was just thinking about this myself. Browsing through this man's website, one is awe-struck by the SHEER VOLUME of media that he consumes. How is it even possible?

>>55578596
Agreed that the book is retarded, but Scaruffi studies consciousness... in a vague semi-sciency manner, and calling him a real scientist is an offense to the scientific community.

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>>55570425
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