What if he was still alive?
>>55535810we wouldn't be talking about him right now
maybe the foo fighters would have never existed
>"Dave what the fuck have you become?">"i wish i was at home playing video games with Layne">"it's time to take a rest Chris">"keep on keeping on Eddie">"why is my daughter dating my twin"
He'd have had a great collab with Stipe, released a number of shit solo adult contemporary albums, and Nirvana would have released a mediocre comeback album this year.
>>55535845she wouldn't have daddy issues if it weren't for him
Ariel Pink is still alive though?
what if scott stap died in place of kurt
>>55535849>adult contemporarydoubt it. i can't see him releasing such safe music. kurt always came off as kind of an edgy guy, he wouldn't just be some bland, inoffensive group. he'd probably release some solo acoustic stuff, and then retire from music to be a father.
he would like death grips
Nirvana probably would have released one more good album after In Utero, then slip into complete mediocrity. They'd still be popular and touring though
God damn I have no idea
>>55535880contrary to what he thinks people would still think his music sucks cock
>>55535810he'd be so bitter and angry and make beef with everyone and Dave Grohl would hate him and Kurt would do all this arty noise/poetry bullshit
>>55535810He is though???that's keith urban right?
He'd probably be making EDM.
He still would've bit the bullet after watching Fantano give one of his releases a light 4.
>>55535930>i can't see him releasing such safe musicWhat is Nirvana's back catalog>he wouldn't just be some bland, inoffensive groupWhat is Nirvana
I feel like he'd keep putting out albums and try to be "cool indie sceeene" and have childish drawings and scribbles on the covers and they'd be lo-fi and have some decent moments along with some mediocre songwriting and people would just get bored of it
>>55535810He'd be that same as Billy Corgan>What if Billy Corgan Died in 1996?
>>55535930>doubt it. i can't see him releasing such safe music. kurt always came off as kind of an edgy guy, he wouldn't just be some bland, inoffensive group. he'd probably release some solo acoustic stuff, and then retire from music to be a father.Most legit response in the fucking thread.
>>55535810>What if
Daily Reminder: Kurt Cobain raped a mentally handicapped girl.
>>55537454>>55537533-9001/10 try harder
>Doesnt do the REM collab, Michael Stipe badmouths Kurt>Falls out with Dave Grohl and possibly Novoselic. They hate him.>Courtney cheats on him >Kurt becomes seen as angry bitter bastard >Makes shitty lo fi noise heroin album>Becomes recluse, doesnt do much>Gets fat>Nobody likes him because he is fat
>>55537551Sure, if your idea of 'legit' is the same as 'delusional fanboyism'
>>55535810Nobody would give a shit. One hit wonder who an hero'd and became a meme to idiots who consider him a visionary.
>>55537537And don't forget the radio hit thrown somewhere in the album.
>>55537576oh, you're one of those people It'll get better
>>55537563People with the body type of Kurt never get fat.
>>55537557Why so mean to Courtney Love?
>>55537615>muh geneticsno, anyone can get fat and anyone can get thin.
>>55535849Pretty much this. Though I doubt what he would have made would be quite "adult contemporary". I feel he would have made some more acoustic material, kinda like the same vibe as unplugged but studio recordings. And then I feel like he may have tried his hand at some electronic stuff.But yeah his solo work would have eventually become dull and shitty. And he would probably have collaborated with a lot of great artists over the years which would range from really fucking good to mostly just mediocre.And then yeah... a Nirvana reunion right about now.
Bands with the Worst Fanboys: Official Ranking1. Nirvana2. Metallica3. Tool4. Pink Floyd5. Death Grips6. Led Zeppelin7. Dream Theater8. Radiohead9. The Beatles10. Guns n Roses
>>55537635Technically true, but he'd need to eat food complements designed to earn weight intentionally and compulsively.
>>55535810what if he was ever alive?
>>55535822/thread
>>55535810Then he would still be producing shitty music while holding back Dave Grohl.
What if Seinfeld still on tv?
Kurt had to die to complete the legend. Say what you want about him, whether you think his albums are genius or bland, he's influenced so many bands since. He's kinda beginner tier rock and he's the "indie misunderstood rock star" that teen boys listen to to rebel BUT that's the point.In Utero was the first album I ever bought and it was the start of me rejecting what was mainstream and finding my own tastes.
>>55538045jerry get ipad
>>55538057But In Utero IS mainstreem
>>55538124I was like 10 so when I say mainstream, I meant it wasn't on the radio or my parents weren't playing it in the car. It was the start of me actively seeking out things that I liked bla bla bla
>>55535822Bullshit, they were one of the biggest bands of the decade before he killed himself, impossible to ignore
Nirvana would of become the American radiohead.
>>55538186So were Creed and Def Leppard but we don't talk about them, do we?
>>55538190lol, Cobain didn't have the chops to do anything other than punk pop, noise pop or sad sack acoustic songs.
>>55538190more like the American Nickleback
>>555376900. Neutral Milk Hotel
>>55537690i never had any experiences with tool fanbasereally that bad?
>>55538268They don't have fans, they're just a meme>>55538270If you find 'enlightened intellectuals' with superiority complexes annoying, then yes.separate the body from the mind broRide the spiral.
>>55537690AnCo?
>>55538337>Well now I've got some>A-dvice for you, little buddy.>Before you point the finger>You should know that>I'm the man,>And if I'm the man,>Then you're the man, and>He's the man as well so you can>Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
>>55537557She consented. Her dad tried to press charges but she was fairly high functioning so they couldn't float a charge.
>>55539186SMACKMYBITCHUP
>>55537561Considering how much he fucking despised people's expectations of him, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he got into something like EDM.
>>55537039What if Zach hill is Kirk Cobain?
>>55535810Who is he?
>>55539186What if he was still alive?