>you will never kiss everyone on /mu/
why would anyone want to do that
>>55521961Good
>>55521961>you will never kiss every girl on /mu/
but you can kiss me, anon
I'd kiss you while we cuddle on my bed after whimsically eating a plate of nachos, listening to Of Montreal under the glow of candlelight and a lava lamp:)
>>55521984There are no cuties on mu
You sound like a slut OP
>>55521961come kiss me and we can share herpes together <3
>>55521984but wait, there's no g-damn...
i have kissed cute girls but it was a long time ago and all i want to do is kiss more girls but im gross now AMA
I've never kissed anyone so I'd probably be really bad at it
>>55522033Gross in what way?
>>55522036i'll teach you ;)
Would you bee in a relationship with a really rich and famous woman even though you knew deep down she was sexually promiscuous and was cheating on you?
im an anxious virgin but theres bare qts always glance at me at uni AMA
>>55522079gril?dondon?
>>55521961>OP will never kill himself
>>55522100are you qtif you're a qt please post dick
>>55522114close enoughyes
>>55522089So the upside is that she's rich and famous and that's why you're dating her? That's very shallow.
>>55522141its small and cutalso i think im ugly but i might not be
>>55522089yeah, being rich sounds great no matter who I have to be cucked by
>>55522044i'm fat and unfocused because i love alcohol
>>55522151I'm not dating anyone, it's just a hypothetical question bub. Is it really shallow though if she's cheating on you? It's clear both sides of the relationship are being used to benefit the other.>>55522169Cuck means actively watching your significant other having sex with someone else in the same room. It's not a synonym for being cheated on.
>>55522268a cuckold is a man whose wife is unfaithful
>>55522003:(
>>55522314so every married man?
>>55522314to black males only, don't forget that
>>55522314hmm searching the definition on dictionary I guess it all depends on how the word is being used, whether as an adjective or noun.
>>55522314A cuckold was originally a man who takes care of a son that he believes is his, but isn't.Now it's the sexual fetish of 60% of this website. Sad.
>>55522342what do you call a man whose wife is unfaithful to an asian guy
>>55522089being rich and famous doesn't make my dick hard
>>55522399it's an obvious troll, why did you reply?
>you will never come home with your gf after a wonderful drunken night out with your greatest friends and have your gf smother you and sit on your face while she plays mortal kombatlife is pain
>>55522404Fair enough, let's say she was attractive to you and she made you hard though.
>>55522342not true
>>55521961Sounds gay
let's french it and never stop OP