[ cgl / con / g / mu / qa / w ] [ index / top / reports / FAQ / DAAS / IG / status / transparency / fuuka ] [ img-search ]
As Dark As My Soul Default Fuuka

/mu/ - Music (Temp full images)


View post   

File: 1.02 MB, 884x720, 1427245807973.png [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google]
55452707 No.55452707 [Reply] [Original]

Which of these 4 music critics is /mu/'s favorite taste-maker?

>> No.55452720

>>55452707
me.

>> No.55452730

Scruffy is 4ver king

>> No.55452734

All of them are garbage save Scruffy, who's still pretty bad.

Put Christgau instead of Marcel, christ.

>> No.55452741

>>55452720
pretty much this.

>> No.55452754

Scaruffi i guess, only because the rest are so shit

>> No.55452801

>>55452730
>>55452734
>>55452754
Scaruffi gave The Doors debut album a 9/10. FUCK THAT SHIT. That album is garbage

>> No.55452817

>>55452801
DROPPED

no seriously, though, that is a fantastic rock album.

>> No.55452847

Who are these pretentious memer nobodies? I pick AntiWarhol.

>> No.55452859

>>55452847
go to bed Warhol

>> No.55452878

>>55452847
AntiWarhol drones are the fucking worst, skim thru his 4-5 star ratings and think they're world music experts

>> No.55452891

>>55452847
does this guy even write reviews?

>> No.55452924

>>55452801

Bad opinions general? The Doors s/t is wonderful.

>>55452847

>memeing nobodies
>picks a memeing nobody

Don't you have some Nancarrow to listen to right now bud?

>> No.55453035

>>55452707
Honestly I like Fantano...

Pitchfork is meh, and I just don't understand Scaruffi's grades.

who the fuck's Marcel?

>> No.55453181

Scaruffi never provides any decent criticism
Fantano is repetitive and bland
Pitchfork started out as a joke and they haven't improved at all
ctrl+c ctrl+v TinyMixTapes needs to go to bed

>> No.55453280

>>55453035
>who the fuck's Marcel?

A pretentious 15 year whom /mu/ is obsessed with because he steals reviews, makes terrible music (also which he steals), and does stupid stuff regularly.

>> No.55453313

>>55453280
>because he viral markets himself
you needn't write out so many words

>> No.55453319

Fantano has good taste and his videos are entertaining.

>> No.55453371

Fantano because he is italian, like me

>> No.55453373

My favorite marcel song was that one expertimental 20minute piece that was actually just sigur ros song slowed down

>> No.55453397

>>55453373
who cares about his shitty music

we're focusing on his skills as a critic

>> No.55453740

>>55453397
you can only copy and paste so many times

>> No.55453825
File: 711 KB, 1212x1477, 1429641403777.jpg [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google]
55453825

>>55452707
>mfw i'm the one who made this image in paint, thinking i would never see it again. The original thread was deleted for an unknown reason. I tried to find out why it was deleted,i tried so hard, but to no avail. Now the image comes back to haunt me...

>>https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S54588354

>> No.55453850

Scaruffi > Marcel > Fantano >>> Pitchfork

>> No.55453863

>>55452707
I think the only valid and real questions that should go with this picture is

1. who of these 4 would win in a wrestling match
2. who of these 3 would you like to see fuck marcel?

>> No.55453865

>>55453825
You could have used green text better

>> No.55453927

>>55453371
like Scruffy!

>> No.55453932

why would you ever care what the opinion of a teenager is, especially when it comes to music? pathetic.

>> No.55453966

they can all eat shit

>> No.55453968

>>55453932
Are you serious?

>> No.55453986

>>55453932
people are more comfortable around their peers

>> No.55454010
File: 349 KB, 1212x1477, stopit.png [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google]
55454010

>>55453865

>> No.55454078

I don't follow any of them and I usually hide or ignore threads having to do with them and/or their ratings.

You see, I do this incredible thing where I form my own opinions. Imagine that!

>> No.55454115

>>55452720
hello marcel

>> No.55454168

>>55454078
I like how people say things like this thinking they are unique among a pack of snowflakes this board creates.

that being said I feel sorry for anyone that would open a thread like this with the intentions of writing a serious argument/answer.

>> No.55454185

>>55454010
>le nu f4c'd maymay

>> No.55454193

>>55452730
>>55452734
>>55452754
>>55453850
Scaruffi is absolute garbage.

One retort I've heard against Scaruffi-haters is that people say "Scaruffi values innovation! He doesn't like anyone who is derivative!"

If that's so, then why does he have Elliott Carter's Symphony of Three Orchestras on his GOAT list? Accessible here under "Most significant works of music 1950-1990 ": http://www.scaruffi.com/jazz/best100.html

That work is derivative of Stockhausen's Gruppen, which already performed the same concept.

>Gruppen (German: Groups) for three orchestras (1955–57) is amongst the best-known compositions of German composer Karlheinz Stockhausen, and is Work Number 6 in the composer's catalog of works. Gruppen is "a landmark in 20th-century music . . . probably the first work of the post-war generation of composers in which technique and imagination combine on the highest level to produce an undisputable masterpiece" (Smalley 1967, 794).

Similarly, why is Shostakovich's 15th Symphony placed on the almighty altar of #1, when it is but a footnote in his Ouerve particularly compared to his 14th Symphony, which utilized radical instrumentation choices as well as causing massive protest over its stark portrayal of death?

>The absence from the symphony of redemption or transcendence drew protests not only in the Soviet Union but also in the West, where the work was considered both obsessive and limited spiritually. Shostakovich was determined to avoid false consolation. This intent was a prime stimulus in writing the work. Some have found that the work's embracing of human mortality has been expressed with tremendous clarity.[12] Others have found the work bleakly pessimistic and, especially in its opening De Profundis, virtually nihilistic. Regardless of opinion, the Fourteenth in performance is agreed to be a profound and powerful experience.[13]

>> No.55454204

>>55453863
>Fantano, or any overweight p4k reviewer
>Scruffy

>> No.55454218

Scaruffi is only a meme here
Fantano actually makes /mu/'s taste
Pitchfork influence has been dying here
No one gives a shit about Marcel

>> No.55454239

Scruffy is the only one whose reviews I value at all. I still like to be my own judge anyways though.

>> No.55454256

>>55454239

>>55454193

>> No.55454274

>>55452734
>Christgau
lol i think even marcel is better than him

>> No.55454292

>>55452707
take marcel off please

>> No.55454303

>>55452707
Why is a 16 year old who slows down Sigur Ros songs and calls them his own on here at all? The fourth should be Christgau, or at least someone who has any sway whatsoever in the musical world.

>> No.55454328

>>55454218
this

>> No.55454351

>>55453825
go away marcel

>> No.55454353

>>55454303
because its a troll thread, dummy

>> No.55454395

>>55454353
>2015
>still having faith in mankind

>> No.55454425

When is Scruffy going to get off his lazy ass and review TPAB?

>> No.55454442

I've actually read through Scaruffi's reviews of a lot of my favorite artists, and while he often has different opinions than I do and occasionally gives works I consider fantastic quite low grades, the way he describes the musical and artistic aspects of albums to justify his reviews, while typically not very detailed due to the sheer amount of work he has to go through, shows a very sophisticated understanding about what matters in interpreting and grading music. I certainly care more to see what he says about something than any of the others, especially shills like Pitchfork (and likely even Fantano now) who turn reviewing into a profitable venture.

>> No.55454509

>>55454425
E-mail him if you honestly care that much. Someone from here apparently did that for TPTB.

>> No.55454538

>>55454509
I did it for Ark Work too but he did a shitty review and even got a track name wrong.

>> No.55454572

Scaruffi > Fantano >Pitchfork >>>>>>>>>>>> Marcel

>> No.55454623

>>55452707
Scaurffi > Marcel > Fantano > Pitchfork

>> No.55454625

>>55452734
Scruffy gave Plowing into the Field of Love a 4/10 and Ultraviolence a 7/10

>> No.55454641

>>55453850
pretty much this

>> No.55454662

>>55454193
This is the most pretentious copypasta I've ever seen. Literally only posted by buttflustered babbies who want to sound smart

>> No.55454666

>>55453932
Scuarffi is 68, I'll have you know.

>> No.55454706
File: 311 KB, 750x750, 1425233552672.jpg [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google]
55454706

>>55452707
I just like Antoine Backpack. Whether I agree or disagree, he's just such a fun personality to watch and seems like a legit good dude.
Also, I know you lurk, Memethony, so here's looking at you baby gurl ;)

>> No.55454728

>>55454666
>Scuarffi

kek

>> No.55454734

>>55454666
kek

>> No.55454750

Scraffi should review Goreshit.

>> No.55454793

>>55453850
this honestly

Pitchfork is the only music publication in OP's photo that is so cringe-worthy that I can't even keep a tab of theirs open

the other 3 are at least tolerable

>> No.55454794

>>55454625
Those are both fairly accurate scores

>> No.55454813

>>55453825
I think it got deleted because too many people were focusing too much on Marcel and not enough on the other critics listed in your post.

>> No.55454826

>>55454115
>le marcel

>> No.55454846

>>55454826
>le me
>just herp derpin'

>> No.55454877

dont always like scaruffis reviews, but he has the best taste

>> No.55454988

>>55454794
Yeah, except they're not

>> No.55455061

>>55454538
Maybe that's because The Ark Work sucks. Ever consider that?

>> No.55455182
File: 91 KB, 729x266, christgau.jpg [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google]
55455182

Christgau is always dead on imo

>> No.55456095

Cal

>> No.55456385

>>55452707
Scarruffi's scores are often unpredictable and rarely make much sense when compared to scores he has given other projects. However, he usually does give a unique and interesting perspective so I do have respect for him.

Pitchfork often has good content and is a good way to discover new artists but ruins it by doing things like altering scores to pander to their fan base and putting up clickbate articles in the vein of the whiteness of indie.

Marcel knows a lot about music for a 15 year old but that doesn't mean he knows enough to give a valid review of a project. He has nowhere near the experience with or knowledge of music that the other three on this list do. Despite this I think he could become a good critic one day but he needs a couple years to mature. If he does continue to review music into his adulthood I'm positive that he will go back and change many of the sores he gave as a young teen after gaining more perspective.

Fantano is my favorite of the four. Even if I disagree with his review, he at least does a good job of explaining how he came to his opinion. He's much better at explaing why he feels a certain way than the other three, who mostly just say how they feel and don't explain why. Also his reviews are entertaining to watch even if I don't agree.

>> No.55456412

>>55456385
well said

>> No.55456628

>>55452707
>giving a shit what critics think

Do you need to consult a critic to decide what food tastes good to you, too?

>> No.55456705

>>55454662
>buttflustered babbies who want to sound smart

Literally Scaruffi fans

>> No.55456876

Fantano>Scaruffles>P4K>>>>>Marcel
The only correct opinion

>> No.55457218

>>55452707

Christgau

>> No.55457321

>>55452730
>Supporting a pedo

>> No.55457534

Scruffy's reviews are terrible, but he reviews better music than any of them

>> No.55457595

Cal Chuchesta

>> No.55457650

Mark Prindle is the best.

>> No.55457661

scruffy is experienced and has good taste

the rest are inexperienced and have bad taste

p4k is a money making scheme

>> No.55457697

>>55452707
Pitchfork is the only actual tastemaker up here.

>> No.55457707

i honestly like p4k more than the others but they're all shit

>> No.55457771

>>55452707
p4k might be the shittiest of them all

>> No.55458074

>>55454662
>55456705
Well do YOU even know what it means then?

>> No.55458093
File: 247 KB, 720x960, Anthony_N_CAL.jpg [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google]
55458093

>>55454706
Yeah, even if he I disagree with him he's typically entertaining. Well, until he killed Cal.

>> No.55458164

>>55452734
>implying this thread wasn't started by marcel
oh /mu/ you're so silly

>> No.55458251

>>55458164
Lots of respected and important people acknowledge and follow his blog, though. There's gotta be some people outside of /mu/ who are like, 'oh yeah, i know that kid.'

>> No.55458290

>>55452707
>Scaruffi
9/10
>Fantano
7/10
>P4k
4/10
>Marcel
15 years old/10

>> No.55458314

scaruffi is a fucking retard in his top techno albums list a lot of the albums aren't even techno at all

>> No.55458401

>>55458314
Scaruffi doesn't give a fuck about redundant sub genres, which is why is a respected reviewer and not a prolific youtube commenter

>> No.55458499

Scaruffi is most accredited but biased towards particular genres

Fantano is level headed and makes good points but is at sometimes too easily impressed and he's no different than a random opinion of a /mu/ kid

P4k doesn't even write about music anymore, rating system is flawed and they have a particular taste when it comes to music; you can't trust a website where you can predict what they're going to rate an album

Marcel is Fantano-lite, another kid with an opinion

overall, you should all form your own taste and opinions. don't let another person's criticism on music you like affect your own and ignore all posts and threads involving the "taste-makers"

>> No.55458548

>>55458401
well i still dont trust someone who calls daft puck, the prodigy, and fat boy slim techno

>> No.55458606

>>55456385
look at this faggot with his reasonable opinions

>> No.55458621
File: 15 KB, 178x168, nmcaward.jpg [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google]
55458621

>accredited
>respected
>man fucking invents awards for himself
>wikipedia refuses to acknowledge his music reviews
>is a wannabe Lester Bangs anyway

>> No.55458670

>>55458621
>>man fucking invents awards for himself
wait, what?

>> No.55458685

>>55454193
he's already outed himself as a pleblord by placing shitstakovich at no 1 at all

>> No.55458707

>>55458548
Who cares? It has no bearing on his reviews. Nobody with anything worth saying would waste time nitpicking music categories.

>> No.55458720
File: 59 KB, 370x168, certificates-of-authenticity5.png [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google]
55458720

>>55458621
i still laugh about the buttfrustrations of beatelfag wikipedia mods

>> No.55458723

>>55458670
http://www.scaruffi.com/music.html
>Recipient of an NMC AWARD FOR MUSIC TASTE

>> No.55458748

>>55458723
How do you know that it's something he made up, though?

>> No.55459244
File: 177 KB, 600x600, 35165165210.png [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google]
55459244

I can't get over how much Scaruffi sounds like a pokemon.

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action