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I saw Jeff Mangum at a grocery store in Seattle last year. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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wow

>> No.55428422

Why would you spend your time making up and typing out such a ridiculously unrealistic story?

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>>55428422

>> No.55428456

>>55428422
foiled again! :^]

>> No.55428476

nice copypasta fagget

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>>55427986
Jeff's a vegan, he wouldn't dare come close to a milky way bar

>> No.55428580

nice copypasta, but does anyone know who this story was originally about?

>> No.55428605

>>55427986
If you're going to shitpost, shitpost in a shitty thread

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>>55428476
Thanks! If you would like more of it then you should then you should purchase Neutral Milk Hotel's album "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea." Be sure to buy the vinyl, Jeff Mango needs the money

>> No.55428871

>>55428605
This is a shitty thread

>> No.55428912

shit shitpost

I BEEN TROLLED :^)

>> No.55429162

ITT: /mu/ is unable to recognize stale pasta

>> No.55429255

>>55428580
I dunno, first one I read was Ryan Gosling and I actually bought it lmfao.

>> No.55429445

>>55429162
i still get a laugh from it

>> No.55429798

>>55428580
flying lotus

>> No.55429846

>>55427986
where did this pasta originate? did a celebrity actually do this at some point?

>> No.55429887

>>55428580
I read one about moot a year or two back. Doubt that was the original though.

>> No.55429926

>>55428580
Michael Cera

>> No.55430213

>>55428580
bono

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