>tfw you pour a perfect heart in a qt's latte
probably something faggy like Beach House is what youre looking for
>tfw not a barista
>pouring coffee for a living
>tfw you perfectly identify all the coffee images to prove you're not a robot.Coffee is the easiest though, bread is nightmare mode.
>liking anyone that doesn't drink black coffee only
>>55281409It's not all it's cracked up to be. You get a bunch of old women complaining about how their drink wasn't made right
>>55281429i got one where they wanted you to match the hamburgers, but there were no hamburgers, only like ham sandwiches and shit.the fuck is up with that?
>>55281408i actually did play teen dream a few days ago. they're not in my regular rotation though.
>>55281429sometimes I mistaken the soups for coffee
>BaristaLiteral degenerate-tier profession.
>>55281447hamburger=sandwich
>>55281473a hamburger is a type of sandwich, but not all sandwiches are hamburgers
>aw that's so cute, anon. I need to tell my bf about this :)
>heart in a qt's latte>sloppy mess in her fat friend's latte
>>55281429You mean bowls of noodles
>>55281430Insufferable high strung caffeine addict
>>55281429The hardest ones are where there's like sixteen different blurry pictures of signposts and beneath them are just canted angles of grass and shitWhat the fuck are you supposed to do there? I just skip those ones
>>55281566>The hardest ones are where there's like sixteen different blurry pictures of signposts and beneath them are just canted angles of grass and shityou made that up right? I never saw that happening
>>55281520ReeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55281582nice try google shill. i'm not doing your maps for free for you, fucking kikes.
>>55281483I realize this but whoever makes these tests doesn't seem to.
>>55281582You don't get these ones?
>>55281627nope dafuq is that shit
>>55281627
>>55281627lol that's hilarious. I've never seen those.I do get a lot of ads though. Mostly for Little Caesars crazy bread
>tfw your boss mires your latte art
Holy fuck, now when I think about it, a girl at a local coffee shop always does this, I have to see if shes doing it for other guys too
>>55281429I have the hardest time with the captchas where they make you identify all the pictures of goat corpses. The ones with grapes are hard too.>>55281376I don't know how to make lattes. One time a girl barista poured a heart into my cup but I don't think it meant anything, I used to work right down the street from a cafe where all of the baristas were really cute grills. There are a lots of cafes near where I live but none of them have the same concentration of unbelievably attractive baristas.
>>55281823There's one really really cute barista where I usually get coffee. I've been in a relationship for a long time though so I'm trying to get my friend to ask her out so I can live vicariously through them.
>>55281426>>55281461>not stuck in an office all day>get to listen to your favourite albums>free coffee whenever you want it
>>55281884That's kind of a fucked up reason to do that but I guess it's still good you're helping your friend. >>55282096I want a job at a coffee shop but like I don't have any barista experience and none of them are ever hiring. I'd like to work in a coffee shop because I can kind of see myself owning one at some point down the line.
>>55281755Does she look like Nene?
>>55282199Do you live in a city? If so, there's probably a place somewhere near you you can get barista training.
>>55281884Thats the most depressing thing i've read all day
>>55282096>implying I am stuck in an office>implying I don't get to listen to my favorite music all day long>implying I need free coffeeAny job where you stand behind a counter is degenerate-tier.
>>55282580your day must have been pretty acceptable
>>55282619>not in an office>not behind a counterthe fuck else is there?
>>55282580did you not read a whole lot today?
>>55282652Maybe he does it for free
>>55282627>>55282681Mostly because I'm six months into a relationship and am very afraid of that attitude creepin up on me
>>55282652>people think that these are the only kinds of jobs
>>55281755She just wants your tips, m8
>>55282918I'd give her a *tip*, iykwIm
>>55282918tips for tits
>>55282096>free coffee machine at office>tastes like literal shit>have to drink it because addicted to caffeine and frugal as fuck
>>55282876I'm the poster of that anecdote about trying to hook my friend up with the barista.I've been in a relationship for seven years and it's not worth wrecking over some cute barista. My girl and I both love each other a lot and it's great to have that level of relationship with someone but we both admit to each other sometimes that we miss the thrill and passion of the start of a relationship.It's unavoidable really and best to just be honest and accept reality. Trying to hook my friends up is just the way I deal with that desire in a healthy way I think. You get a kind of contact buzz from hearing how your friends dates go.
>>55282984it's just like in my japanese animes
>>55282918But anon, I tip rarely, because Im poor as fuck and she said she understand it, because she also goes to university. Still, I wanted to pick up a coffee, maybe she has a shift>>55282232She has fluffy hair, but its black
any you faggots going to london coffee festival?
>>55281429Nah, dude. STEAK is nightmare mode. I got it just now. There was one picture of some meat that wasn't steak, and the rest of the pictures weren't even any sort of meat, they were all soups and noodles.
>>55281627what the fuck even is that ????
>>55281627Literally never had that. What the fuck even is the sample picture in the top right? It's just another 3x3 of signs for some reason?>>55284472Just got that, pic related. It was the two on the top of the very left column. But that middle one was not steak
Milk in coffee is for fatties, not qts
>>55281376>tfw non-music feel threads are back on /mu/feels like 2012 :')
>>55281430source on pic
>tfw when just starting to date someone new, and you both really enjoy each others companyit's a nice feel