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If you choose anything but Marley or Lennon, get the fuck off this board please.

Compared to the musicians discussed here, they are.

influence

lenin

>>55194531
>not Jimi
Wow. This board really is fully of plebs.

>>55194539
Sadly accurate.

>>55194571
I am the walrus

>>55194531
>not MJ
>not jimi
>not james brown
tope plebe

Mj or jimi, maybe marley but idk.

But james brown is /mu/ approved

>>55194519
no they are the best performers you dumbass.

>>55194531
>not kurt

cringe

Little Richard

>>55194519
So who would you bring back?

>>55194519
Ian

>>55194519
>Amy Winehouse

Man normies are the absolute fucking worst

Right until she died, it was popular to make fun of her, deride her, call her a junkie, etc. Then she dies and everyone starts pretending to like her. Just like fucking Whitney Houston. Fucking fake normalfag scum jesus christ.

either jimi or freddie

Depends on when they're being brought back from. If it's from around the time they died, Jimi would be the easy choice, with Bon Scott second. Everyone else was either old, frail and diseased, or a drug-addled mess. Jimi was still in his prime, but had the misfortune to choke on his own vomit.
Plus it'd be fun to see him cum his pants over the effects pedals that are available today

>>55194651
He could barely perform his original parts in Nirvana on stage, how the fuck would he handle a one-man show?

>>55194531
>Marley
How can you be this lower class? I don't understand how its even possible

>>55194672
;)

>>55194696
I agree. Wine
house is a hack.

Same thing with MJ, millions of jokes about him until he died and now he's a god.

um, but everyone knows Elvis isn't actually dead?

>>55194720
Ableton Live.

>>55194748
I actually cracked a smile, you smug fucker

>>55194729
i actually cringed at this. probably because of the pic, but yeah a physical cringe happened

I fucking hate when these popular musicians die. My mother is a stupid sentimental pleb, and basically buys the entire discog and other paraphernalia of an artist after they die if they were popular enough to be liked. Happened with Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, etc. It's fucking ridiculous and she just wastes money on this crap that takes up space and she never even listens to after a month. I dread the day that McCartney dies, he is her favorite Beatle, and oh she looooves the beatles. Fuck that. She still has stuff left over from when fucking Lenin died, before I was even born. Fuck popular musicians and how they die all the time.

>>55194829
your mother sounds annoying as fuck

>>55194824
Good to know my shitpost skills continue to develop

>>55194867
It's unbearable. At first I tried to introduce her to some of the kind of music I liked and even looked up charts for her favorite types, but she would have none of it. I guess I wouldn't mind so much If she didn't waste all that money on physical merchandise, but she is heavily against 'illegally downloading' and computers in general.

>>55194829
That's just what normies do. Don't hate it man, you're a normie to other people in other areas.

>>55194651
i love kurt, but nah, he wanted to die. let the man rest.

>>55194944
>being heavily against computer
>2015
oh lawd...I think it's time to put her down, man

>>55194944
>>55194829
you and i have the same mom

>>55194696
is this pasta or is there just a dedicated Amy Winehouse hater who rants every time she's mentioned on /mu/

>>55194974
>you're a normie to other people in other areas.

I wish I wasn't such a movie pleb

I couldn't give a shit about any of them, but i'd say James Brown. He was a good performer and knew how to have a great time.

>>55194531
oh ya dooooodd no woman no cry just smoke the chronnn dooood

>>55194519
What business does Kurt have there?

>>55196596
He's kinda dadrock at this point.

The more time goes by, the more he seems to belong.

>>55194531
Marley was a talentless hack

>>55196658
>kinda dad rock
>nirvana

Literally wot. How fucking young are you?

>>55196802
1995 was 20 years ago

>>55196802
bro nirvana is like 20 years old, bout to graduate college and be a dad and shit

>>55196802
Dude, it's been over 20 years now, people who grew up with Nirvana in their early childhood and teens are now starting to marry or already married and have children.

>>55196720
>>55196564
>>55194729
>Not liking Bob
Lol you let the normies that dont even listen to him fool you, Exodus is a 10/10

>>55194519
>>55194531
holy shit, i didn't know you could be THIS pleb

The best answer is obviously Jimi because of GOAT stage presence, the best guitarist evar, and the fact that he only lasted three years, his shows are more valuable exponentially than anyone on this list other than cobain

>not choosing sinatra just to have fat fedora idiots show up at his concert while he rips them a new asshole

>>55194519
the idea of bringing someone back from the dead then forcing them to spend their last day on earth performing for people is hellish

>choosing anyone but Hendrix
Worth bringing back just on the off-chance that he plays Machine Gun, honestly.

MJ was the best performer, so him.

>>55194519
That's funny I don't see Ian Curtis, MCA, or Oderus on there anywhere. Must be a mistake

>>55196943
Peter Tosh and Max Romeo will always be better

>>55198328
Fact but Marley's live at the Roxy album is great.
Early Trojan Marley singles are pretty good too before he got into 'baroque' stuff

I'd pick jimi obviously since he was still moving forward and he could redeem some of the awful posthumous releases that he barely appears on

>>55196953
>the best guitarist evar
kek you actually believe this?

>>55194519
if every person in this image rose from the dead and formed a supergroup i still wouldn't go to their concert

>>55196802
Go to bed grandpa

>>55194531
>people will fall for this terrible bait
Literally those 2 are among the least talented in that list

>>55197010
>tfw when Hendrix had Miles Davis and Frank Zappa collabs planned when he died

There is no picture sad enough for this feel.

>>55194829
they only time I cried was when Celia Cruz died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-0XBalRtA

I was a little kid and only heard that one song but it reminded me of my grandma that I can't see because of political bs

>>55194734
Well with MJ it was jokes about his rape charges, which were current, and then when he died people looked at his whole career and mainly remembered him for his music. But it was interesting to watch everyone change opinions so quickly

>>55195057
I really don't like her that much either. I think it's a case of "she's on drugs and looks retro, she's such an artist" kind of gimmick

1. Hendrix
2. JB
3. MJ
4. Sinatra
5. Presley
6. Lennon
7. Mercury
8. Cobain
9. Marley
10. Cash
11. WH
12. Scott

Objectively speaking

>>55199873
What are you ranking them by

>>55194519
>people not picking '90s Michael Jackson

>>55199655
what about this one?