>tfw you take a drink from a glass of water then look down and there's a hair in it
someone should write a song about that
>tfw there is a moth in your kitchen and you haven't opened the door to the kitchen in a week.
Seems like there's been more off-topic shitposting than usual lately.
>>55140582>you haven't opened the door to the kitchen in a week.What did you eat in that time?
>>55140540>you had to activate my feel trainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLtrDPry_00
>>55141126I just bought stuff I can eat raw.
just dump that shit and get some more waterif it's hair in food that's a lot worse
>>55140582>tfw I did this with my bathroom and had to pee in bottles
>>55141250damn man
>>55140573>Attempting to make this thread /mu/ related Nice try, Anon.
I love it when the mods are gone.
>>55141250>tfw I used to live in a fraternity house for 2 years>slowly develop more and more debilitating social anxiety>parties 4-5 nights a week, until ~2 AM>live in a single because social anxiety>bathroom is directly across hall from me but room also directly adjacent to entrance of house>smoke weed every night alone in room, makes me more anxious>begin peeing in bottles to avoid party people>eventually run out of bottles, start using big ziplocs>run out of big ziplocs, start using sandwich size ones>sometimes need multiple to contain all the pee, usually piss on hand in transition>room full of dozens of hidden piss bottles and ziplocs>decide to transfer schools>super happy at new school, no social anxiety, no peeing into sandwich ziplocsDon't pee into bottles anon it's a slippery slope
sometimes i think i should just start pawning my records for booze money
why dont mods delete threads like this
>>55143162Because don't you want to bond with other anons
>>55143205no i prefer cold hard music discussion with no emotions etc involved
What the fuck is this board?
>>55143291I don't even know anymore. It just seems to be music and meems.
>be me>socially awkward piece of shit>listening to music in class>10/10 qt sits next to me and asks if she can listen>reluctantly hand her a headphone>"OMG anon, I didn't know you were a Peter Sotos fan too!">start to talk a lot>she gives me her phone number>fastforward a few weeks>become good friends with the girl>decide that this is the night, i'm going to take her to dinner and confess my love>invite her to a fancy restaurant>the food is delicious, and we have a great time>waiter comes over after we've finished>she opens her bag but I tell her I'll pay>I open up my wallet>and it's full of blood