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Beach House, Simon and Garfunkel, Todd Rundgren, stuff like that.

This is now a katie thread

>>54463142
ffs what is this Game of Thrones

>you will never live in Bristol, England in 1996 and be 23 years old and live with your 22 year old girlfriend named Samantha who wears a grey turtleneck in winter in your small one-bedroom flat that you are and which has a TV on a small wooden table with the antennae on top of it which never achieve any stable signal and have it be raining heavily outside and hear it against the tiles over your head since you're flat is on the top floor of a three-storey house and have the window be steamed up and sit on the thin pub-patterned carpet with your back against the lower end of your single bed as she sits on her knees to your left and holds her cards and makes a little sound before choosing one to contribute to the game being played on the ground between you and have this be on a Sunday early evening when you're chores and preperations for the week are done except for the ironing

dragonforce

'on a cold winter morning in the tiiime before the liiiiiiiighhhht!'

>>54463230
i hope that damn meme cat dies

>>54463288
don't be rude, katie loves you after all

>>54463230
give katie a hug from me she has a beautiful name

I'm gonna listen to the sounds of your mother gag on my cock

signed, your father

>>54463230
that cat has an ugly colour scheme

but spring is the next season

>you will never have an older brother who is more practical than you and more traditionally masculine and who has a fiancee who you like but don't relate to in the same way you probably wouldn't relate or take to your brother if you weren't closely related and hadn't grown up and gone through things together and meet a girl and finally tell him about it and have him tell your mom and have him invite you and her to a camping trip with him and his fiancee and sit in the backseat of his jeep and get along and have the two girls go down to the lake where you're camping and preparing the fire with him and have him say she's a real nice girl Anon and get drunk later on and have both girls pressure you and your bro to relate stories from your childhood until you're both humorously arguing over details and countering embarrasing stories with even more embarrasing stories and do this until it's cold and the fire is reduced to embers and go into your tent after whispering goodnight and kissing his fiancees cheek and get in the tent with your girlfriend and act excitably cold and shiver in an exagerrated way while dressing down to your underwear and shifting your bodies gradually closer under the thick grey wool blanket until her warm belly is touching yours

>>54463356
calico is towards the patrician end of pet cats

>>54463142
Winter literally just ended today.

>you will never be so lonely and desperate for the company of a cute girl you're attracted to that you browse various boards on 4chan posting the name of your city while asking if any females are from there and find none and decide to go sit on the subway in the hope that you'll see a cute girl who will subtly indicate that she is attracted to you or curious about your personality like girls occasionally do when you're on public transport but have the evening turn to night and decide not to go out after all and masturbate instead to suppress the intensity of your loneliness and spend the rest of the night feeling comfortable and empty while listening to music and browsing the internet with overwhelming disinterest

>you will never sit at your desk with your curious qt gf on your lap asking about the website she always sees you on and be reluctant to show her 4chan at first before agreeing to show her when she playfully insists and have her put her hand on your wrist and her mouth a little open as she listens and looks at the screen while you go through each board explaining what it's about and telling her a little about some of the humorous history associated with it while Cocteau Twins or equally atmospheric plays to produce the feeling of the situation being somewhat montage-like, like something you'd remember from some future perspective with a sort of instinctive and wistful smile as the scene plays in your imagination slash memory before it ends or becomes too vague to produce an effect and you become aware again of yourself sitting in a silent dim room sitting a little hunched at a desk with a facial expression of someone who wants to communicate that the joke being played on them isn't funny any more

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>>54463660
this isn't even embarrassing or pathetic, it's just stupid

>tfw no winter gf

>>54463660
i literally cried/am crying now while reading this

ball busting heat is coming

I'll be a 25 year-old kv this winter.

>>54463848
>tfw only had sex once and that was five years ago
it's not much better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all, trust me bro

Can we just nuke all of the australians?

>>54463848
Jesus christ you've never even kissed anyone? This isn't 6th grade bro, kissing someone at 25 years old isn't that hard

im blazed af
thatis all

>>54463848
I've had sex a lot but it's all in vain because I have never been in love

>>54463261
Fun fact; I bought that album when it first came out and that was the first album I ever bought with money. I still own it on CD

>>54463690
I enjoy it

>>54464129

>this is what normies actually believe

Memes aside, I could probably get a gf if I applied myself, but I have no idea where to find one. I didn't get to partake in the whole dorm-at-college experience so I missed out on that aspect of my life. I don't think I have any friends that go beyond acquaintances. I'm not socially involved in anything. Dating anybody at work would be unethical. At this point I'm afraid nobody would want me because my lack of experience is a big red flag. I just want to crawl in a hole and die.

>>54463142
why do you guys use this picture?
how did it start?

>>54463142

I prefer this meme when she's baked.

>>54464429
just hire a prostitute to get it out of the way

it won't turn you into a love machine or anything but your self-consciousness about being kv is having a negative impact on your ability to socialise

>>54463230
>listening to flenser record with cat
>not planning for burial
0/10

>>54464473

The problem with that is I don't care about the sexual aspect of it that much. A prostitute can never provide intimacy. The pain doesn't come from not sticking your organ in someone else's organ; it's from the fear that you're broken and undesirable.

someone tweet this to mira gonzalez again

>>54463690
it's nice fuck off

>>54463142
this thread is infested with dirty southern hemispherers

>>54464585
Unfortunately the only way to meet girls is to go out and have sex with them until you find someone who you have a deeper connection with (serendipitous meetings at coffee shops and bookstores just don't happen in real life). so taking steps to reduce the personal stigma wrt not being able to go out and have sex with girls is the best way to meet more people without virginity-related angst and thus potentially meet your future gf. this probably seems ass backwards because it is, but it's how 90% of people meet other people nowadays

>>54465217

what are you talking about I get numbers at bookstores and coffee shops all the time

make eye contact with somebody, if it doesn't immediately break, maybe crack a smile, if you get one back go over and talk to her. Obviously the conversation can't be forever so after however long tell her you're enjoying talking to her and if you can get her number

just b urself

>>54465575

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>>54465217
>this nigga really think you cant hit on girls at coffee shops or bookstores.

u serious my guy?

>>54463142
No you aussie faggot

Summer is coming this is an american website browsed mainly by americans

Go back to your hole and fuck some kangaroos

>>54466623
>not japanese