>tfw i shoot loads so many times in my pants its like i'm wearing cum cologne
>>54038383quality post
Pality Quost
>>54038383dat feel when im used to the smell of my cum rag but i think everyone else can smell it
>tfw masturbate to my RA in the morning>tfw fire drill in dorm so we have to go outside>tfw have a conversation with her with the load she inspired drying in my pants
>>54038423use tissues/toilet roll and flush you dickhead
>tfw haven't wacked it in over a weekgoing strong /mu/
>>54038479wasteful
> tfw dont remember the time I DIDNT eat my cum after fapping anymoreI must have eaten at least a thousand loads and im straight
>jerking off>cum>load is so big that a lot of it still gets on your hand
>>54038528what do you mean? i always cum on my hand before swallowing it
>not having a fapshirt
>stop fapping because I hear it removes sensitivity and makes it hard to cum when you're with a girl>get a hj and bj for the first time>cannot cum at all, girl just gives upI wasn't ready for for this
How old were you when you grew out of 4chan?
what's with the recent uptick in posting quality around here lately
Why don't you guys stop yourself from cumming? I haven't had to clean up in years
>>54038615oh god, the other day i found a box in my closet full of socks and shirts i used to fap into when i was a kid
>>54038488Hey Lo, was just wondering, do you think Susan in the Narnia films is a main character or a secondary one?
>>54038615
>>54038640I remember having a small pause from 4chan when I was 16 in 2007, I disliked the way the site seemed to go into. Dunno why i returned but i mostly come here to shitpost anymore.
>tfw jerking off whilst holding in a shit
>>54038684I'm going to get #rekt again if I answer this
>>54038615> mfw the owner of the shirt posted another pic of the shirt after a couple of years of more use
>>54038657this
>>54038710What?I just want you to consider Sue a side.
>>54038615can you imagine the smellI can practically catch a whiff through the computer screen
>>54038628couldve just been because you were nervous or something
>>54038615go ducks
> tfw masturbating seems to have no more challenges or new things to find
>>54038754I didn't feel nervous. I even hooked up with her again, still the same problem.
>>54038738well I haven't seen Narnia in so fucking long so I can't give you an answer bud
what does semen smell like I'm writing a novel
>>54038628All of the strippers and whores who have given me a handjobs / sucked my dick can attest that it is quite possible to fap multiple times per day and still cum easily as I came quite well for them.
>>54038766Start watching really dark and violent porn if you want more challenge
>>54038738REKT AND RUINED
>>54038738kek I just got this
>>54038738Not as funny as the first one you made :-/
>>54038794I already have, though mostly in drawn form
>>54038718The newest pics he posted were last month, i think he even sniffed some of the dry cum with a straw but i didn't save any pics because i was drunk as fuck.
>>54038786ask jeff mangum
how do i stop fapping?
>>54038821Drawn stuff is easy. Start hunting for live action shit
>>54038840get a girlfriend
>>54038738OH SHIT
>>54038840Just stop bro. It'll take a few times where you'll cave in, but soon you'll stop forever and never want to go back.
>>54038840Get a gf
>>54038738
>>54038849you must be right. ive been thinking about just stopping masturbation though, at least it would be something new...
>>54038628my worry is the exact oppositeif a girl even breathed near my dick i'm sure it'd fucking erupt in seconds
>>54038990I know that feel anon. The first time a girl touched my dick (for a handy) I came in about 10 seconds. She thought it was hilarious... I didn't even though it felt great.
>>54038983Start with dogma if you're going to continue wankimg
>>54038615i reverse image searched that now I'm scarred for life
>>54038990lmao same anonthis mostly stems from the fact that I haven't had much female contact of any kind (hugs/kiss).I just have a feeling my first time is gonna end like a Lonely Island song and she'll laugh and make fun of me :(
>>54039412I'm hoping that when I nut in 15 seconds during my first time the girl will be infatuated enough to me to find it endearing
>>54038990the first time i touched a girl's arm and realized how fucking soft it was compared to mine i grew my biggest boner in yearsi'm fucked
>>54039478>he doesn't shave and moisturise his armsfaggot
>>54039478dude I fucking know that feelhow are girls so soft? it's crazy. they probably don't even realize it.
>>54039547they have more fat in their bodies
>>54038812what was it?
>>54039547a few months ago this girl recruited me for a play and the girl that was my love interest was hot af and on the last night she shaved her legs completely like with lasers and shit to celebrate and told me to stroke them and i did and fuck
>>54039620lmao she shaved them for that nice cock she got that night you cuck
>>54039620What were they like?
>>54038990every first time with a girl has ended really quickly for me, even if I've literally had sex the day before with someone elsethey're usually totally cool with itso don't fret
>>54039615
>>54039700yeah the girl that recruited me was her friend and she told me later she was trying to seduce meoops>>54039702i'm trying to think of an apt analogy but i can'ti guess like ice skating on jello but without the stickiness or liquid coating
>>54039768>Girls tells you to feel her newly shaved legs>You don't realize her axe wound is drooling for your man meatI mean, I'm pretty oblivious but fuck
>>54039811no i realized but i didn't know where to go from there
>>54039837Next time just be yourself :*)
>>54039837slowly caress her newly shaven legs, wait til it gets quiet, start to gaze into her eyes dead on, and then let the sexual tension consume you both.
>>54039885i-i was myselfa beta faggot>>54039890th-the whole cast was there
>tfw hangout with girl>have her number>will probably never text her to hangout againoh well
>>54039916that's pretty loco dude !!
>>54039916Can I have her number?
>>54039909>th-the whole cast was therenigga that don't change a thing
>>54039916did she sucked you're dick
>>54039936too much social anxiety>>54039938roll dubs and you can>>54039961no, we just hungout
>>54039977Dubs
>>54039996nice attempt but sorry bud
>>54040007Please
>>54040022
>>54040022If only you would of gotten those digits the first time but no
>>54040022damn....
>>54040040post pic
>tfw was pretty sure a qt had a crush on me>tfw convinced myself she wasn't>tfw her friend pretty much confirmed she has big crush on me>tfw whenever we see each other in passing we just mutually spill our sgettiShit suckssAlso dubs
>>54040059don't have one
>>54040062hmm little off there try again?
>>54040062Just fuck her
>>54038523why do you do this
>>54040062>tfw no qt and no dubs>>54040082If dubs I go to her apartment right now and whip out my cock
>>54040101Seriously just do it
>>54040101Like i care but yeah do it i guess but you better start pissing with that penis swinging around
>>54040101what's her name anon?