NOT QUITE MY FUCKiNG TEMPO
RiFF RAFF
I'm upset
what went wrong guize?
>>53275353LOUDER
>>53275360you were born
>>53275366damn...
>>53275365I'M UPSET
>>53275332More like temper lol
Someone give me some jazz that's as great as the Caravan finale.
WERE YOU RUSHINGOR DRAGGING?
>>53275440Caravan
>>53275332Oh, a movie with screaming man, how interesting
>>53275463Not quite my sarcasm.
>you will never be good enough to get into Juilliard >you will never be inspired and motivated by a conductor who wants you to be the greatest>you will never be the greatest>you will never have a girlfriend
>>53275463Want to know how I was able to guess that you are a pleb?
>>53275432kek
>>53275440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS-G4UQTfUoFucking fantastic finisher. The last 20 minutes of that film were intense.
>>53275446one two three fouSLAPone two three fSLAP
Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented. Jazz musicians enjoy themselves more than anyone listening to them does.
>>53275440
YOU FRUITFUCK
>>53276083That's why becoming a jazz musician is the greatest calling in life. Plebs don't know you exist, and the only people who revere you will be those whose opinions actually matter. And you're endlessly having fun.
>>53276159>and the only people who revere you will be those whose opinions actually matternot really sure about that part
>>53276083i dont know about that, professional jazz musicians are a huge contribution to any musical project due to their talent and knowledge.
>implying a drummer accepted into Julliard can't play a basic double time swing>implying Charlie Parker was the greatest musician of the 20th Century>implying Charlie Parker was the greatest jazz musician of the 20th Century>implying Charlie Parker was the greatest saxophonist of the 20th Century>implying you wouldn't discuss the repertoire with your bandmates at all before playing with them, even before the show>implying a self-indulgent drum solo in front of a Carnegie crowd would do anything for your reputation in the jazz industry
>>53276213Exactly.For example:>Jaki Liebzeit>ok jazz drummer, best rock drummer that has ever lived
>>53275332Yo, you Challenging?
>>53276243he was a great jazz drummer, it's not like an ok jazz drummer can play killer shit in european free jazz>TRY ME YOU FUCKING WEASEL
>>53276241>implying you're pratish when you didn't even understand the topic of this movie isn't jazz or even music
>>53276241This movie wasnt about music and these things didnt matter. You can replace drumming with knitting at the main points of the movie would remain the same, except it wont be that exiting
>>53276535>whiplash but with knittingwould watch
This movie was awesome. What are some good jazz recommendations? I've listened to Bitches Brew and Dortmund Quartet by Braxton, but they went over my head in terms of "I don't listen to much jazz and this is nuts"
>>53275332MILK THE CUNT
>>53276846I always favour a chronological approach.
>>53276305post an example of Jaki Liebezeit playing good jazzI'm not being contrarian, I love Liebezeit, but people seem to assume that he was naturally a fantastic jazz drummer and I don't know where that claim comes from
>>53276927thanksIs there some place with these charts btw? I'd like a similar one for post-punk
>>53277078http://4chanmusic.wikia.com/wiki/Flowcharts
>>53277078>>53277089think some faggot recently deleted some charts
>>53276946Manfred Schoof: Voices, Manfred Schoof SextettBernd Alois Zimmermann: Die Befristeten / Improvisationen Über Die Oper "Die Soldaten" / TrattoAlexander von Schlippenbach: Globe UnityI believe those are the albums where he plays in more of a jazz context before Can.
>>53277110I've heard of those records but I have no idea if he is any good on them, apparently on Globe Unity he is barely audible and hidden on one channel with another drummer on the nextsome people claim that he was one of the best european jazz drummers before he dropped outI'm sure he was atleast fine, but I have no idea where they're getting that fromadmittedly I should probably listen to those records intently first before judging, but 3 records is really not an extensive career
>>53277104Thank you for this
how sad that most of the actual jazz in the movie was plebish
>>53275332/tv/
>>53277281>Whiplash>Caravan>Plebish
>>53277300"The one thing I agree with Fletcher on is that the band does suck. They play shitty high school charts throughout the entire film."from a jazz snob bloghttp://jazzistheworst.blogspot.de/2014/10/whiplash-movie.html
>>53275472that's too bad cus despair is best in pairs :^)
>>53277325my alpha bro literally listens to bands like Kids these days and high school tier jazz music
>>53277360bro ill fight your bro with my bare saxophone bro
>>53277360suck on his alpha cock until you get a taste on your own
>>53277404>>53277456he invited his old jazz combo bros over the guitarist said he had been listening to "lots of ACDC recently" and played shit tier repetitive rock riffs and he was like 'what the fuck is going on"
>>53277485>acdc sucks guys xD
>>53277536>ACDC are goodthey are buttrock with a bit of cultural relevance, I don't mind them, but technically they do suck
i loved that movie.
>>53276241>implying a drummer accepted into Julliard can't play a basic double time swingHe could play a double time swing, but it wasn't quite his tempo.
>And here comes... Mr. Gay Pride of the Upper West Side himself! Unfortunately this is not a Bette Midler concert. We will not be serving Cosmopolitans or Baked Alaskas, so just play faster than you give fucking handjobs, will you please?Why can't real life be like this?
Shit posting during the whole roll. Analyzed around 500 people investing their time in replying back to a potential threat of tempo. Prophecy? No, just accumulated cum in your Mom vagina to give birth to such gigantic faggots posting in a Ukraine Thread. So, disregarding the amount of niggas rolling upstairs... Kimono House Patrician? Okay. Then Tempo discussion.I am looking for a Jazz Drummer, all other drummers fail at tempo.Look Mariah Carey, look at the Metal Fags that love banging the drums like gigantic animals, because they feel better and have more presence during the music activity.
Why do idiots think yelling and making lots of noise with angry faces = good acting?
hey does anyone have that image of all the boards taste in cinema for the year 2014it showed every board have good taste except for /tv/, we had shit like guardians of the galaxy and GOT.
>>53279482try it you are selve
>>53275332*snicker*Oh, /mu/. While it's adorable to see you attempting to discuss cinema, you should really leave it to /tv/ since we're simply more equipped and better at it.Stick with your Kanye, Taylor Swift, and Death Grips threads, okay?
>>53276535>movie wasn't about musicExcept it was the main theme of the entire film. Don't get me wrong, I loved it, but a movie so centered around jazz should probably have more knowledge when it comes to the world of jazz and music.
>>53276241>implying charlie parker wasn't the greatest saxophonist of the 20th centuryayy lmao
>>53279556i don't think i've ever seen a quality discussion on /tv/ in my lifei say this as someone who watched 85+ films last year. /tv/ doesn't know shit about movies
>>53279568Dude, what? A high schooler could infer that the point of the movie was to raise questions about the technique that Simmons's character uses. Whether it was worth it in the end. And it doesn't answer that question by the end; it's up to the viewer to decide for themselves.
>>53279556>*snicker*>>>/reddit/
>>53279556LE CIA LE BANEPOSTING LE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY XD :^)I have adequately characterized /tv/
MILK THE CUNT
>>53279624Well yeah, of course it was. But I'm saying if you're gonna make a movie where jazz is such a prevalent theme, you should probably have some better knowledge of jazz. Although looking back, it's excusable since he's not at Juilliard and instead at some other music academy that's not the best in the country, which is probably why they hire awful teachers like Fletcher.
>>53279790The fictional conservatory in the movie is meant to represent Juilliard, you utter philistine.
>>53279591Coltrane is clearly the greatest saxophonist of the 20th century. Not even close.
>>53276684"You gotta learn from the greats. Grandma, Aunt Hollie..."
>>53279865>coltrane>playing fast>greatest at somethingyeah no
>>53277536yeah
>>53280023>implying the only thing to the saxophone is playing fastMost musicians can only dream of making an album on par with A Love Supreme or Crescent.
>>53280878>A Reddit Supreme0/10, you could've used better albums like resolution or olé, but instead you used the most overrated album of his whole discographykindly fuck off
>>53281029classic /mu/ response. Hurr its his most popular and critically acclaimed album must trash rite!
>>53281029wtf is resolution you faggot?
>>53281029Resolution is literally a song off of A Love Supreme. What are you even talking about.
>>53281242>>53281187>>53281176Meme'd hard XD
>>53281253lelelelelelelleel XDDXDXDDXDDPXPXPDXDDXD lelelelelelelle
>>53281253
>>53281253fuck off faggot, stop impersonating me>>53281242resolution is a love supreme done right you mean
>>53281598I was giving you a chance to escape, an opening to let your retarded opinions be taken as no more than mere jokes, but you have forsaken it.
>>53281598I still have no fucking idea what you're talking about. I can't find anything about this mysterious resolution you're talking about.
>>53281598Just pretend you were trolling and let's get this over with.
>>53281636>>53281741>>53281802i confused ascension with resolutionguess what, you're still tasteless faggots and im right
>>53282083>taking this long to figure out you had the name of ascension wrong>can't even remember the name of the album thats supposed to be Coltrane's best >still thinking ascension is better than A Love Supreme>still thinking you have better tasteHoly shit 10/10. Take all of my keks
>>53279556>*snicker*stopped reading right there after i cringed hard