rented out this deli for the night. got it all to myself. can play whatever I want. what should I play?
looks like a nice place
Akon - Mr Lonely
why did you rent out a deli?
>>53006370this
>>53006327New Bjork album.
>>53006398this
no seriously why did you rent out a deli all to yourself?
>>53006327Amy Whinehouse and Enya>>53006375>>53006394>2015>not renting out delis every Tuesday night
>>53006327watching this one
>>53006370>Akonwow akon was WOAT.
>>53006440r u going to make somethinf? r u having people over? i need to kno
>>53006446stfu ur still 2 young 2 have realised his greatness
why did you rent the place?
>>53006327Are all those empty tables filled with the girlfriends you wish you had OP?
>>53006327Play some oceangrunge.
I just enjoy having the place to myself. I have the money for it, sometimes I invite a friend but usually I just sit here by myself. I take home a lot of food.
Dean Blunt - Black Metal
>>53007073youre full of shit
>>53006440like this suggestion the most
15th and locust
>>53007141here's another pic... they let me eat as much as I want from the bakery.
what kind of food do they serve?
do americans really do this?
>>53007189damn those bigass cookies look good as shit
>>53007189how much does it cost to rent out the place?
>>53007166yep
>>53007189>>53007073MF DOOM- MM...FOOD
why does this thread make me laugh
311 - Down and Darude - Sandstorm on endless repeat
>>530072091,000have to make up for the money they would have made
Another thread from the brilliant mind that brought you "selly-ester watts field" and "ultra bear"
>>53007193typical deli food
>>53006440where do i start with whinehouse? singles? a particular album?
>>53007193http://www.schlesingersdeli.com/pdf/Main_menu.PDF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6OxfEq8v70Listen to this on repeat the whole night.
the employees must think you're a real weirdo
>>53007286do you eat here often?
listen to pharoah sanders - the creator has a master plan
>>53007286what's russian dressing? those sandwiches really good
>>53007373they're great
Guillotine on repeat for the rest of the night.
is debbie's tongue nice
>>53007361i work at the citi bank right next to it, so to answer your question, 3-4 times a week
timestamp or fake
PLAY VAPORWAVE REALLY QUIETLY OP
>>53007073why not just go home with food and be alonewhat do the deli people think of this
>>53007201hes not renting out a burger king
what the fuck is even happening in this thread
hire 2 friends and reenact this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1MKUJN7vUk
Is this a thing? To rent delis??
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if one morning I woke up and everybody was gone. Just think about it. Driving through the empty streets. Taking anything you wanted.
>>53007901alone with your thoughts at the end of it
play oasis covers
>>53007901It would be awesome morning and during the daybut at night i'd start getting depressed
>>53007688they think it's odd but don't mind. they make more money
>>53008003you didn't answer my first question
OP is full of shitThat corner was just empty when he took the pic.
this is weird thread
>>53008016I like the atmosphere
>>53008091how did i end up in le weird part of 4chan again...
how can you afford to casually rent out delis
>>53008342have money not that hard
how much is the rent for how long?
wait what?
>>530086831000 for the night
Play something chill like Mouse on The Keys or something.
>>53008578shelling out 1000 to sit by yourself and eat ok thats normal
>>53007073This just makes me feel very very sad
Listen to This Years Model by Elvis Costello
>>53010154hey good pick. listened to that in high school.
>>53010784what's wrong with you
how's the deli OP
>>53011758
This is the weirdest thread I've seen on /mu/
impressive
Music related or not this is interesting .. Post more pics OP
>>53011758>>53012070>>53012179this was 3 hours ago, OP is probably not even online anymore let alone at the restaurant
>>53010784>>53012210OP was just here fifty minutes ago latest.... And op, do you think that the owners believe that bullshit 'loner' story or do they know that you are just shoving the French rolls up your ass and/or making a fort out of the tables and pastries?
>>53012089seriously. its so nonchalant for something so odd
>>53012355not that odd..
>>53012467renting out an entire deli for yourself is odd wtf
RIP A$AP YAMS
I live right by Philly. Can I come join you, OP?
I called the deli but they close at 9, and OP hadn't responded for a while
what is OP doing right now
>>53006327please tell me you've gone through and sat in every chair/booth at least once
>>53012661the fag probably hasn't
>>53012763
please tell me you took a poop in the girls bathroom
>>53012796he's a got a deli full of sweets to himself and you're worried about him shitting in the girls bathroom? Absolutely disgusting anon
is this for real
>>53012871I remember this one time my friend and I were really drunk and we broke into the school and fucked shit up in one of the girl's bathrooms. TPd everything, took a shit in the sink, pissed on toilet paper rolls and shit, oh man it was great.
>>53013023(pls don't tell anyone i did this btw my friend and i could get into a shitload of trouble)
>>53013023like don't gps where I live or anything and tell my mom
>>53013127im going to
>>53012299told ya
>>53013216yee
OP play some mariachi music and dance on the tables. You obviously got some money to your name, i'm sure the deli owners won't mind.
>>53013536I laughed too hard at this
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