i can show you incredible things
except for an ass and offspring without downs syndrome
>>52999614and some decent tits
>>52999614taylor has the worst body of any pop star. she's like a pretty blonde starving african child
>>52999888double trips confirmed
like what?
>>52999888This may be the best thing I've ever read on /mu/
id bet she is a miserable lay.
>>52999919>quads
>>53000496>not getting trips like these
>>52999888>Being this tasteless
>>52999888pleb confirmed
>>53000630>>53000644>swift fags actually think this
i'm an ass man and she has no ass so... :(
>>53000676>Swift haters being proud of their homosexuality
>>53000676>>53000432>>52999970>>52999919>>52999888>>52999749>>52999614>2015>not bowing down to the Queen of /mu/
we had a good run guys, but the totalaTAYrians have arrived.
>>52999591show me your feet then
>>52999888>Meghan Trainer>Charlie XCX>Lorde>Adele>Bjork>Demi LovatoI can keep going.Taylor has a top 10 body in pop.
>>53001022this
>>52999888niice
>>52999591>hnnnnnngggggggg
>>53001138>Charli>bad bodyyou trippin
How the fuck are these threads allowed
>>53003346How are "jenny Death when??" threads allowed?How are ITAOTS threads allowed?How are any shitposting generals allowed?
>>53003390Utter shite janitor
>not thinking Taylor Swift has a GOD tier body type.
>>53000849Fucking her would be like fucking a teenaged boy though
>>53001138Meghan is a real lady.
>>53003542jesus christ look at those fucking knees, disgusting
>>53003542she's hot but her face is pretty horsey.
>>>/s/15679805
>>53003605>>53003628shit taste detected also manlet detected
>>52999591show me the money baby wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>53003659thx
>>53003346it's one of her song lyrics, basementdweller
>>52999591she really doesnt look like shed be good to have sex with. i can imagine it being very awkward, painfully, boner losing awkward
>>53003542That's Karli Kloss...
>>52999614>>52999749>>52999888>Not ironically listening to T Swift
>>53000920but that's kimbra
Why hasn't this thread been deleted yet?
>>52999999
>>52999888Repeating digits confirm
>>53003706>literally on all foursjust like a horse
Why not go for a real woman and real musician?
>>53013309lmao go to bed janelle
>>53013309ugh i wish her hair was like this more she looks stunning
>>53013461racist
>>53013461I know right?
>hey I listen to Taylor Swift unironically, that proves how much of an open minded, and not misogynist person I am even if the songs she writes are all about topics I cant relate to at all because they are all about being a girl, going out with your friends and breaking up with a men! and /mu/core sucks!
>>53013597m8 relax its catchy fun music
>>53013597>breaking up with a men!>implying it is that different than breaking up with girlsshe also has songs that fit neither of those tropes you faggot
>>53000920Anachronistic Queen of /mu/ is Bjork>>53006568I never see her posted on /mu/>>53013309Monae is not strong enough to rule a kingdom, or at least well.
>>53013597if people exclusively listened to music they could 'relate to' (whatever that means) that rules out alot of genres for alot of people
>>53000920Stealing this gif.
>>53013597but what if I was a girl trapped in a man's body?
OFFICIAL LIST OF QUEENS OF /MU/ BOTH PAST AND PRESENT>Bjork>Joanna Newsom>Annie Clark>Alice Glass>David BowieFALSE QUEENS ONLY WORSHIPED BY A VOCAL MINORITY>Grimes>Taylor Swift>Anyone kpop
>>53013765Alice Glass has been dethroned and Tay has taken her seat.
I'd rather bang Lady Gaga. I like her body, she'd probably be freakier, and just think of all the free drugs you'd get.
>>53013765>No lavren>on either listm8...
>>53013765I campaign for Bjork every time and she's won the last several poles (no we're not having one now) but I think you're missing Blinda Butcher. >>53013821There are blogs dedicated to her ass. And they're worth it.
>>53013847There are blogs dedicated to her cock too
>>53013837Lauren's cute but she does nothing at live shows and she couldn't rule. She's no Saskia the dragon slayer.
>>53013847My Bloody Valentine barely get talked about anymore, they're like King Crimson tier these days I'd probably say Kim Gordon should be added
>>53013891>>>/2009/
>>53013891Wasn't that the entire point of her showing herself in the telephone video was to make people realize she didn't have a dick?>>53013903Really? I see Shoegaze threads every once and a while, are they really not talked about? IDK Maybe there's not enough to complain about for most people.
>>53013930The shoegaze generals have like 12 unique posters in them
>>53013892She's definitely got a vocal minority of worshipers though.
>>52999591A friend met a girl who went to high school with Taylor Swift and that girl reported that she wasn't such a nice lady.
>>53013954She's never going to be queen. It's like having Cherry the Mouse go up against Lord British. Yes she's cute and adorable but everyone knows she's never going to make it.
>>52999888Top fuking kek
>>53013977most girls are catty as hell, you can't trust a word they say. though ts does look like a bitch, i'm sure she's no more bitchy than anyone
>>53013309quality chocolate right here
It's sad how talentless Taylor seems when you compare her to an actual artist like Bjork. A real artist lives and breathes their work, all this airhead does is go to the gym looking like she's going to the red carpet and shows off her daft model friends cooking food with her only to take pictures, then discard of it all immediately and sniff grapefruit to sate their hunger.
>>53014448why do people shill for bjork? shes overhyped p4k core
>>53009791>the self-delusion...
>>53014644>shes overhyped p4k coreAnd you're on /mu/. Mystery solved.
>>53014644youre overhyped p4k core faggot
I think she's cutebut brono ass
>>53014734thanks
>>53014644Stop throwing around memewords. She's legitimately talented and innovative, brilliant singer to boot. The ease with which she sings a song as difficult as this and is hopping around blows my mind, some people are born performershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_89pxWXH6wTay Tay can barely sing her own simple songs on key.
>>53013650but it is, faggot. unless you are underage>>53013680it is very hard for me to put myself in a girls situation that knows that someone was trouble when he came in. shame on me now I guess
>>53014879i dont even know what the fuck shes wailing about man shes garbage, cant write songs for shit
>>53014644This is such b8.Most of her albums aren't even on p4k are they?
>>53014949nobody asked you to, do you roleplay all the music you listen to or something?on that note you shouldnt be listening to most hip hop, country, or folk music either then
>>53014448Look man, I love Bjork, but don't act superior just because you like her. She still makes pop, and Bjork wouldn't want it that way.
>>53014879Oh, man, I think I just realized why everybody says Björk is their waifu.
>>53015011Not the guy you're replying to but it's not a roleplaying thing, it's more being able to connect with a song. Even with rap music, the passion behind the lyrics resonates with people. With Taylor, it's just redundant teenaged crap that no adult should be able to relate to. Everything she sings about, her point of view in general, is completely juvenile. It's shallow.
>>53015080>hip hop fans unironically call other artists juveniletop laf
>>53014992nah not b8, all bjork fans ive met are pretentious mongs and her music is pretty much the same shit
>>53015101I'm not a hip hop fan, was just using it as an example because no one on mu should be able to relate to someone who, say, came from Compton. And how is her music not juvenile? Her primary fanbase is little girls.>inb4 links All Too WellIt's shit.
>>53015011on that note you shouldnt be listening to most hip hop, country, or folk music either thenI fucking dont? get some taste pls
>>53015184i was using that as an example of your argument being for fucking handis , go to bed
>>53015214>go to bedI actually will. go listen to Taylor Swift lel
>>53015151>her primary fanbase is little girlsah so youre worried about your image got it
>>53015256>implying im a taylor swift fan>implying im not just pointing out idiocy when i see itstay pleb tho my friend
>>53015271Did you even read what I wrote? Wouldn't expect more from a grown ass man who likes Taylor Swift.
>>53013597not sure if b8 but this is a pretty dumb post
>>53015303>getting this upset on a tibetan bulletin board
>>53013429why doesn't she keep her eyebrows like that ?
>>53001138Charli XCX has the best tits in popShe's literally soooo buff
>>53004915Kek
>>53013847>dat monobrow
I thought we had agreed that the queen of /mu/ was Lana Del Rey
>>53013309Black women need to keep their afros, it's so much more sexy than weave or braids.
>>52999614>and offspring without downs syndromeWhat do you mean?
>>53013765alice is a talentless cokehead whose claim to fame is squealing into a microphone. Grimes:- Makes here own music- Is talented- Can sing- Looks like a bum by choice, can look pretty when she cares to
>oh look, it's THIS thread again
>>53013765>No Katy PerryYou dun goofed anon.
>>53001138>charli>shit body
my mom doesn't want me hanging out with you anymore taylor
>>53013309yesssssss