| >> | No.52914488 I'm Italian and what you just said makes me want to jump through your god damn computer screen and beat the shit out of you, I swear on my fucking mother.
Pizza isn't good enough to be Weezer? Are you fucking kidding me? A band with only two good albums isn't good enough to be one of the best things to ever grace this wonderful planet? You're fucking delusional. I bet you're one of those kids who listens to shit like Chvrches and thinks they're so hip and cool because you listen to "good underground music". You're a fucking idiot and a tool. What you just posted... it wasn't funny or clever, it was just fucking ignorant. You're an ignorant piece of shit and shouldn't even be posting on this website, let alone any website. If you were to go around public saying shit like "Pizza isn't good enough to be X shitty thing", then chances are that you're gonna get your arse kicked, especially if you live in New York. I welcome it, too. Please! The next time you go outside, tell the first guy over 6 feet tall that you see "Pizza isn't good enough to be Weezer". See what he thinks. He's probably going to think you're a retard, but if that guy's Italian, you're fucking done for.
What makes it worse than Weezer, exactly? Did you try pizza once and not like it? What kind did you even try? Thin crust? Deep dish? The shitty Papa John's two blocks down from your apartment? I'm curious, because this really baffles me. A human being who insults pizza this much can't exist. A human being who likes WEEZER (of all fucking bands) this much also can't possibly exist. Neither of these things should exist, but alas, here we are, reading your stupid fucking post. Bravo to you, sir. Fucking bravo.
The best part of this whole thing is that your name is probably Tony. Wouldn't that be great? You share names with literally half of the world's pizza parlors. Tony himself doesn't even like fucking pizza. You might as well have just been named Not Ray or something you fucking jackass. |
| >> | No.52914876 Everything named, people need to claim songs to make now
>1. 90s Dramedy >2. I Hired Archie Andrews, Thomas Bangalter, Kanye West, Jeff Mangum, A VERY OBESE ITALIAN MAN WITH A BAGGUETTE and ur mom to grab me some bagels while my talentless ass made this shitty song >3. Nobody told me the Japanese Bonus track wouldn't be on the main album, kind of crying right now because I was hoping for it to be on the final album, the finale wasn't even that good m8, JEEZ, Well now I'm gonna end it all, this world is one too cruel for me, I can't handle it >4. Knights & Air War by Crystal Castles Playing At The Same Time, One In The Left Ear And The Other In The Right >5. United States Theme Song >6. ISIS Theme Song >7. Rolling for 69 :^) >8. I'm Italian and what you just said makes me want to jump through your god damn computer screen and beat the shit out of you, I swear on my fucking mother. >9. the album should be called cosmic irony is not a joke >10. Listen to track 3 and track 4 at the same time to uncover secret memes :):):):):) [korean sockpuppet track] >Album Name: An Actual Photograph of Shaggy Rogers from Scooby-Doo >Album Cover: Fred image |
| >> | No.52916833 Meme Rappers ft. Lil B, MC Ride, Yung Lean, Aesop Rock, MF Doom, Danny Brown, Das Racist, SpaceGhostPurrp, Lil Ugly Mane, RiFF RaFF, Kanye West, Tyler The Creator, Earl Sweatshirt and Daveed Diggs |