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>be me
>be 21
>be New Mexican
>have mexican friend
>has some sort of speaking disorder
>cant pronounce the letter L properly
>makes some stupid sound that reminisces of C instead
>Instead of "look" he'll say "cook" and so on
>leads to lots of embarrasing situations
>because of this his I'm his only friend
>always hang out a lot growing up
>very open relationship
>tell each other everything
>he introduces me to lots of cool drugs
>often use weed, just recently started using cocaine
anyways, a few weeks ago
>one day meet cute waitress
>love at first sight
>ask her on a date, she's super excited
>i get nervous about the date
>do a line of coke
>don't remember if i already did a line
>do one more just for good measure
>date, go to park, eat picnic and hang out
>she's flirty, touches my arm all night
>i'm feeling confident as fuck
>go in for the kiss
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.flac
>go in her house and fuck her for four hours straight
fast forward two weeks
>finally got a girlfriend
>spanish qt
>share musical taste
>think she's perfect for me
>only problem is i can't be comfortable around her if i haven't done a little coke
>do tiny amounts so she wont notice it
>workswell.wav
>introduce her to my friend
>we're all watching a movie at my place
>friend goes into the kitchen and calls for me to come
>"Cisten hombre, this gircis crazy!"
>he's not joking, his eyes are fucking sharp
>tells me about how he saw her threaten some guy with a knife because he spilled water on her dress at a wedding or some shit
>are you sure it's her?
>"Yes my friend, I woucd not cie about this my friend"
>realise i'm fucked
>friend looks me dead in the eye and slowly opens his mouth
>"You're in cove with the coco"
>i'm in love with the coco