/mu/ - Music (Temp full images)

Hiw should I respond /mu/

>>52592082
>google some one liners

this is the one time where you should message a girl with "ay bby u wan sum fuk"

>>52592114
dropped

>>52592114
jenny death when

>>52592222
....and that's what you call a derail.
Was really hoping you'd get to bag that bird too.

>>52592114
If you were my pinky toe, i'd bang you on my coffee table all night long

That's all I have, 8th grade was a while ago

>>52592082
>and when you penetrate to the most high God, you will believe you are mad

>>52592114
Stain her mountaintops

>>52592222
ayy

>tfw qt girlfriend who is legitimately patrician
Feels good

>>52592341
favorite movie, film, book?

>>52592446
fight club, house of leaves

>>52592277
Done

Help /mu/ this very attractive girl thought I was hot what do I do

her favorite artists are Kanye West, Chef Keef, and OFWGKTA

>>52592527
kek, so deep bro

>>52592114
what app is that?

>>52592532
>0 interests in common

>>52592114
what anime is this

>>52592582
Tinder

>>52592082
Patrician detected

>>52592532
Fuck and chuck

>>52592635
>song

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>52592341

youre dating ariel pink?

>>52592489
HoL is alright, but fucking fight club? really? it's awful

>>52592635
dfw "haha" =/= real life "haha" 's

>>52592586
This is hot or not
I only have 6 interests and they are "Yung Lean, Death Grips, Weezer, Sadboys2001, Music, Regular Show"

>>52592655
well shiet

>>52592689
tumblr core

>>52592659
Well, technically that one is a song

>>52592341
>qt
kek

>>52592635
OP IS A STUD

>>52592777
thank u :)

>>52592341
i'm g-glad for you ...

>>52592608
thanks

>>52592666
underrated devil trips

>>52592489
Not actually guy with patrician girlfriend. We recently watched Satantango together and her favorite filmmaker is Jan Svankmajer (Czech animator). I don't think she reads much by she likes a clockwork orange

It really did help me with my sex life.

All I had to do was not act like /mu/

>>52592698
adventure time is better anyways

>>52592341
Looks like an ugly annoying bitch, don't throw "qt" around like it doesn't mean anything

>>52592881
you're either lying or that's pretty cool. I'd be lucky enough to even have a friend just to watch shit like satantango together

>>52592730
>Implying you can do better
How many decent looking girls you know have a better taste in math rock than you do

>>52592999
She looks so fucking basic
But you probably are too. I hope you make each other happy.

>>52592999
>math rock
ayy

>>52592341
>posting your girlfriend on 4chan

>>52592698
>putting memes and cartoons as your interests on a dating website

why do I share a board with you faggots

>>52592999
>stuffed animal

>>52592999
Yeah, ok, she looks good
Would you like a slow clap?

>>52592635
Be prepared for anything at any time from anybody, don't take no shit, always stand your ground. People wanna come up to me and run their mouth - guess what? I'll throw them through the fucking window... I won't think a thing of it.

>>52593105
>talking about memes and patrician rock on a mongolian cartoon site

>>52593105
You know the whole point of putting interests is so people can easily filter you when you enjoy garbage.
Would you rather people keep their mlp obsession secret?

>>52593117
i dont think u've ever dated a girl have u

>>52592532
Hit and quit, fuck and chuck, pump and dump, nail and bail.

>>52593185
Yeah that's my point. Every one with a stuffed animal was fucking crazy.
Not like
>lel all grills are crazy
like suicidal and shit

>>52592999
mehh not really a good pic, she still looks like ariel pink

>>52592635
Send her Blaise Bailey Finnegan's poem and see if she likes it. Claim that you wrote it for her.

>tfw u have a qt gf with sub par taste

>>52592341
>posting your qtgf on /mu/
not worth it
lol
she is cute tho but im surprised this thread hasn't derailed to just people saying really aggressive sexual things about her to make you feel weird

>>52593263
Nice comment, post feet bb

>tfw garage rock gf who hates the burger scene as much as you do
felt good
>tfw garage rock ex gf teases me because she knows im not over her

>>52592532
>attractive

not really, bad picture and so much goddamn make up

not ugly but not "very attractive"

>tfw gay
>tfw patrician as fuck qt bottom bf to play music for

living the life, /mu/. when will you just accept that you're all homosexual?

>>52593237
Girls are usually really bad at music, and I tell you why... they have more feelings and emotions per second than a Male. They are a fountain of feels. Even when having a boyfriend.. you don't want to know what they listen during their period.

But definitely there are no woman composers like Beeth or the Ovens... or even The Mose, and Zarts. Or just the Z-ARt of Moss.

Mosse... Muse, that breaks more than receiving a nickel back for your grandma.

>>52593323
>tfw no qt patrician trap gf to make sweet love to with the ambiance of nature field recordings

>>52593364

>>52593339
girls are usually bad at fucking everything, including sex

>>52593237
>sub par
:^)

>>52593364
>he's a qt bottom femmeboi

>>52592635
too many haha's.
it's nauseating to read

>>52592341
holy shit she really does look like ariel pink

>>52593406
kek
why havent i seen this till now

>>52592082
Conversations going down hill. Quick mu save it!

>>52593525
>>52593525
ask her about herself dumbass

>>52593263
I mean people on /mu/ shitpost a lot, shitpost a lot but generally aren't shitholes like on other boards. I just wanted to brag about having a gf with a good taste in music to bolster my otherwise low self esteem.

>>52593406
fuckin saved

>>52593537
Don't listen to this shit
Quote more memes
They are memes for a reason after all

>>52593406
Oh man this is lovely

>>52593538
you dont need us for validation.

tell your gril pompom was dope and i dont think shes a misogynist

>>52593525
Ask her if there's FIRE IN HER DREAMS FIRE IN HER DREAMS FIIIIRE IN HER DREEEEAMS

>>52593538
she's from tumblr innit

>>52593525
make normal conversation dammit

>>52593538
I still wouldn't do it.

>>52593525
if dubs link her to this thread

>>52593406

>>52593538
i feel u, i mainly posted what i did originally because i had done the exact same thing when i had a qt gf who liked good music, and looking back i feel really weird having posted a picture of her on here just to prove to all the losers i share a board with that i'm not as much of a loser as they are (even though i am)

>>52593538
pom pom is my AOTY

>>52593590
hmmmm

>>52592635
>haha
cuck harder

>>52593676
can u explain this post
i get that "haha" is awkward phrasing but i don't understand the "cuck" meme

>>52593406
Damn
Although
>woman being at a party, socializing with guys, then explicitly telling them she has a bf
Does anyone go to parties for purposes other than flirt and get laid?

>>52593406
sending this to a bitch I hate. Thanks

>>52592666
>>52593230
>>52593471
>>52593576
>>52593605


my sides are in fucking heaven

>>52593590
Done

>>52593722
well if you go with people it's a place for you and your mates to drink beer and "turn up" as the Americans say

>>52593525
fuck ur autistic

I tohught u were taking the piss


now you're trying to save it after your autistic jabberies

>>52593747
She wants the d

Quote def grapes

>>52592881
>watched satantango together
ok pal

>>52593538
Is that fucking Julia Nairn?

>>52592635
she's wet 4u OP

>>52592341
No one actually gives a fuck what your girlfriend looks like because appearance has nothing to do with being patrician or not.

You've literally gone and posted your girlfriends face on 4chan just to prove to completely anonymous users that you have a GF and you think shes patrician.

>>52593747
>i'm so confused
B T F O
T
F
O
>>52593406
this is dumb typical /v/irgin bs holy shit how shallow can u be

>>52593747
spend less time wooing qts and more time getting less shit taste.

>>52593747
>I'm so confused
now's your chance, get nudes

>>52593747
>haha
>haha
>haha
>haha

>>52593747
just post death grips lyrics ffs

>>52592689
what about fight club (novel)

>>52593793
I don't think he's saying that all girls are boring. But aside from a few very extraordinary girls, it's rare for me to get any sort of stimulating conversation with a girl.

>>52593811
this

>>52592532
>very attractive

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON!

>>52592689
>house of leaves
>alright
It's shit anon

>>52593747
end a text with 'ha...hah.... ha... ha.... haha.... ha'
then send
>"g"
over and over but insist that your phone is glitching

>>52593793
>>52593855
Hope ur happy

>>52592635
>Damn it you're too smart hahaha


I talk to women like they're children as well


hahahahahahahahahahhaaa


SIDES GONEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52593828
hm
i feel like there are just as many boring pleb guys as there are girls, it's just that we're seeing girls in another light because of the whole sex thing. after having to learn to do so, i've been able to talk to girls just as they are my guy friends once realizing that they have a boyfriend or aren't interested. i mean, if she is, in fact, a boring pleb who also doesn't wanna have sex with me, obviously i'm not gonna talk to her, just as i wouldn't talk to a boring pleb guy, whether or not he wanted to have sex with me. maybe it's where you live/go to school, but i've had no problem making great friends with females, in fact two of my best friends are girls. the only weird part there is when i start dating a new girl and when i do the typical introducing her to my circle of friends thing there are two girls there

>>52593880
the fact that up until now she's still responding to ur nonsense is probably a good sign. i say you apologize and say you have assburgers and go on a fun date and move in together and it all ends horribly. do that shit.

>>52593880
no i'm not happy at all i feel bad for you because you are a stupid motherfucker for this

>>52593907
you've got it man.
one of my best friends is a chick and she is one of the coolest people i know.

>>52593931
how so Its just some random person on tinder who lives far away

>>52593750
Which means drunken hookups.
I don't think many people sincerely go to parties just to dance and then leave.

>>52593955
eh i mean if she didn't live far away it'd be different. usually people of this age on tinder go to the same school so you might see them around campus and that'd be awkward but yeah i guess i shouldn't feel bad

>>52593576
kek

>>52593972
true i guess. i mean even when i had a girlfriend i'd go to parties to get drunk and dance w/ my friends, my gf would often come with. but now as a single guy i feel like every party i go to i'm scoping out where the qts are at so i guess i agree

>>52594002
shes 31 miles away. trust me I'm never seeing her

i told this girl on new years day that i liked fidlar and she was all over me after that

>>52593907
Well yeah, most guys are boring too. But the guys I hang around with, I do because they're not boring. Only a couple of the girls I hang around with are for the same reason, the rest I'm tryna fug.

>>52594038
you coulda still seen them tits from 31 miles away

>>52594054
kek
>tfw ex gf loved fidlar and i made fun of her for it

>>52593538
Posting another picture won't make her any less rank

>>52594067
i don't think you know how tits work. or miles

>>52594077
as you should. they're terrible and their fans are worse

>>52594106
never sent a sext before nigga?

are you new to cellphones?

>>52594109
tru
but she hated that fanbase/scene so that was tight. we would still go to shows in that scene and just people-watch and make fun. g-g-good times :--(

>>52593922
Hopefully all this meming works out

>>52593576
haahhhh blast

>>52594118
i've never asked a girl to send me naked pictures or say anything sexual over txt before this is true

actually my ex gf snapchat me a nice butt pic once but that was random and after we broke up and she was definitely drunk (as was i, making the whole thing kinda confusing)

>>52594139
ahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>52594139
nice. ur in 4 sure

>>52594139
If that doesn't work then nothing will anon

>>52594139
Oh my god

/mu/ are there any alternatives to tinder
tinder didn't let me verify my phone number last time I tried

>inb4 grindr

>>52594205
okcupid?

tindr is def the best though for threads like this

>>52594205
okcupid
but if you're college aged like most of /mu/ just re-try using tinder..wait i didn't need a phone number to do it?

>>52594205
>grindr
I laughed way harder than I should've at this

>>52594219
I don't use facebook so I made a throwaway for tinder but if you have less than 50 friends, tinder makes you verify

>>52594246
whack

/mu/ - Music

>>52594139
This is when she stops replying and the thread dies

>>52594139
cry suicidal and don't stop until she replies

This is a great thread

>>52594333
no shut up fag

>>52594333
trips. do it.

>>52594333
awful

>>52594351
>>52594373
:^) better than anything you posted

>>52593538
this anon would like to see more ariel pink out having fun

>>52593538
very important anon: what are the pins on her jacket. pins can be a big turn on OR off for me. not saying i'm trying to get turned on by a pic of your gf (who is a qt i must say) but i just wanna know for your sake // judging your taste, because what else do we do on /mu/

>>52593880
>serpant
idiot

and the guy who was posting his gf in this thread: she's gross

>>52594593
i think she's pretty cute

>tfw no gf

>>52594774
are you dating her

>>52594774
don't worry, i don't have a gf either and i think she's cute.
wait nevermind that shouldn't make you feel better nor worse

>>52594807
i don't know her, Im not the guy who posted her

>>52594833
w-what?

>>52592881
>favorite filmmaker is svankmajer

laughinggirls.jpg
christ I feel sorry for you

>>52592999
>math rock
>after mentioning svankmajer

it keeps getting worse and worse

>>52594216
>>52594219
I've found a couple qt 3.14s off OkCupid, plus you can use quickmatch to filter out the plebs
>tfw date next week with a patrician post-punk qt

>>52594139
you are as graceful as a gazelle

>>52593538
>I just wanted to brag about having a gf with a good taste in music
but she doesnt have good taste in music...

>>52595143
good luck anon

>>52594139
Oh fuck I cant even read this anymore

I met my gf here.

That helped a lot.

>>52596878
story?

>>52596900
Sure

What's it about?

>>52596945
im asking whats the story of how you met your gf here

>>52596968
don't encourage him

>>52596968
you see anon, tripfagging used to be a big circle jerk social gathering. eventually the mods killed it and now there are only a handful left.

>>52596968
if you dont know you've obviously not been here very long cause it's all he posts abt

>>52597065
just a few years

>>52596968
She saw a picture of me in a whoring thread and thought I was attractive, and vice versa. We started privately chatting and it just went from there.

>>52597065
>it's all he posts abt
Nah, maybe it's all you happen to notice me talking about.

>>52597065
i think that's kinda sweet.

>>52597132
probably, i dont go to metal threads

so there is hope?

>>52592082
on the topic of /mu/ dating

are we not with any of the other boards anymore?

anyone else remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuSTqHotKzE

>>52597065
if you dont you might not have been here very long

Is this a general Tinder thread?
I have a date with a 20-yr-old on Monday. I'm 18. Scared of what'll happen, I usually go for younger women.

/mu/ hasn't helped my sex life. I'm 26 and have never been in any kind of romantic relationship and hate my life. I don't blame /mu/, I'm just a horrible person. I'm disgusting. If I were a girl I wouldn't even look at me.

>>52597239
when i was your age all i dated was older women, im 24 now and my girl is 2 years younger than me
so its really not a big gap. have fun dood

>>52597239
fuck that dude older women are amazing.

although you're really young, and she is too so I'm not sure how much of a difference it will make. But when you're 18-21 dating 23-27y/o chicks then you know where it's at.

>>52597265
What should I do? We're meeting at Starbucks, I figured we'd also just walk around the nearby outlet mall. Srsly bro i'm only used to dating high schoolers.

>>52597285
starbucks is a nice spot you can sit and chat and no one will bother you too. keep it simple a walk around a mall can be fun, keeps the scenery and its not really anything that someone would be too old for. its a first date, yall are young, chill and chat it up and look her in the eyes when yall talk. shit maybe find an ice cream spot and stop there too, girls love things that are sweet and the location is casual enough to sit and talk too.

>>52597333
Yeah, there's a Coldstones nearby so I figured we could get some ice cream too. I just don't know how to pull the moves. I usually try to sit next to the girl and get my arm around her, but I dunno if that would come off as immature or whatever.

>>52597357
get as close as you feel she is comfortable with, youre on a date so obviously shes interested in you too so dont be in a rush or anything. youl find its easier to read the situation when youre in it, just keep your eyes open and listen to the girl.

>>52597386
Yeah fair enough. Fuck, I still can't help but feel intimidated. Feels like there'll be a mental block in my mind.

>>52597357
the trick is to stare into her eyes
try to see those retinas, give it your all

put your hand on her shoulder, bring her closer, put the other hand around her

whisper:
"lets skip the date
come home with me now"

if she's wearing a skirt her panties will drop; if pants you'll see a stain- works every time ;)

"g"

>>52597420
I'm a virgin and live with my parents so that's not happening :^)

>>52597410
nothing i can say would help that, hah youre excited dood.

youl get there though and realize its no biggie.

>>52597441
hahaha there are other reasons that it's a bad idea buddy ^^;

>>52597357
Dude she's 20, not 40. I'm 18 and have hooked up with 20+ and most of my friends are around 20. they're really not that much more mature than your average 18 year old. Just don't be a sperg and talk about kid shit like living with your parents or high school unless she asks.

>>52597463
Kinda funny, I have a date with a 16yr old (inb4 pedo) tomorrow, should be interesting going from that to the 20 yr old.

guys is tinder good
i am getting ronery and don't have any options I want within my social circles but I don't want to be that guy

im far from a virgin; it's not like I don't know how to talk to girls or anything

>>52597475
This nigger knows.

>>52597503
Yes. Very good.

>>52597516
for dating? or just for hookups?

>>52595138
švankmajer is a hack. if he wasnt old and czech you wouldnt care

>>52597503
you still need to make that step to ask her out, its just slightly easier than irl

>>52597257
post pic

>>52597436
what does that meme mean SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLS

>>52597968
>:^)

>>52597968
g stands for genus

>>52597503
use OKC you can search their profile and shit

>>52592532
>chef keef

>>52598386
count cheska

>>52594593
her other pictures aren't that bad but nothing to right home about. I chose her cause I haven't said anything previously to her yet.

>>52597968
some greentext pleb thing from the other day about "linking park"
tbh i'm really disappointed that this is the first meme /mu/ decided to force this year

>>52594139
>I suffer from a serious case of aspergers syndrome
toppest of the keks

>>52592532
>girl

>>52599719
>"g"

itt:

>"hahaha"
>"haha"
>"hahaha lol"
>"hahahahaha"
>i'm so good at this flirting thing!

>>52594139
Should have replied: "Life is easier if one of us is dead"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B2Gdeh4IFo

>>52592532
>attractive girl

>>52599696
What about bork and heavy? 2015 already has some GOAT memes

She unmatched me guys, its all over :'(

>>52592222
>>52592277
>>52592655
>>52592666
>>52592777
>>52592999
>>52592988
>>52593222
>>52593288
>>52593455
>>52593600
What kind of thread was this again?

>>52592532
>name spelled with a Y
easiest way to detect white trash. works every time.

ss or it didnt happen

>>52602657
a dubs thread, that's what

>>52592532
tell her to fix those eyebrows im puking

>>52592277
kekked fucking hard

btw, I know that's from GY!BE but what is that sound clip from?

>all of these people posting generic girl archetypes trying their hardest to be hot

Well I have become much more popular among hipster girls. Thanks /mu/.

>>52597968
sent ;)

>>52592881
Is she my roommate?

>>52592114
mongoloid

CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHECK THE DIGITS

>>52604466
DOUBLE DUBS WINRAR

>>52604020
yeah me too
thanks moo

>>52604466
Oh shit

>>52604507
check em nigga

i had sex to a girl to NMH

AMA

>>52606665
did u cum

>>52606740
I CAME BUCKETS, CHECK THESE DUBS

>>52592082
nigga that aint real life, you dont mean girls on some fucking app by using cheesy one liners

all the girls I have met irl and brought back to my room have loved the music i listen to and in most cases talking about music is what tricked them into coming home with me

>>52594139
thanks man I'm here dying laughing

>>52597132
>thinking having a online girlfriend does mean anything
Pathetic

SOMEONE WRITE GOT THE NASTY IN MY TAXI