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least sensical post of 2015 so far

>>52569967
Sweet new pasta

eh, nice meme broski i like it 9/10

well yeah I guess now I feel much better about playing punk rock without really being a punk, thanks OP

>>52569967
tl:dr - go fuck yourself.

What about post-punk?

>>52572020
only stuck up retarded wankers listen to post punk

>>52569967
This is the dumber thing I read all year good laugh haha/10

>>52569967
I really wanted to be on board with this post anon but then you just lost me. "Punk" isn't this umbrella term for "rock music I don't like". You're using it in the same way the people use the word "meme".

>>52572098
Yeah you're a close minded mungo who can't get over his confusion into different music concepts. You probably heard green day and the ramones are so convinced all of the serious artists and fans aren't worth your time, so it definitely isn't worth any of ours.
Leave this thread to rot, alongside your music taste, OP.

>>52572535
>M-MUH PUNK RAWKWWKWKWWKWKWWKWKWKKKK
There are no difficult concepts related to your horseshit, there is no serious pop music.

You're a tasteless fucking moron.

Punk's rebellion: Playing worse than everyone else

Bebop's rebellion: Playing better than everyone else

Why listen to punk?

:(
I need a wash after reading that

>>52572582
I need proof to believe this

>>52572593
Jazz musicians are fucking terrible.

Sooo, if you are hating on punk that hard you must be prog rock masterrace? Maybe you are Greg Lake?

>>52572582
thefaceofautism.jpg

>>52569967
Sounds like you don't hate "punk", you just hate shallow "aesthetic" music that's all about the culture surrounding it and has almost nothing to do with the quality of the music itself, in which case I agree with you. But stop using the term "punk" like that, there's legitimately good punk music out there that doesn't fall under your description.

>>52573538
dankme.me
>>52573661
There's no good punk music.

You actually raise some good points, punk has stopped being about working class anarchists and turned into something teens use as an excuse to be "different".

>>52574434
>anything about anarchism being good in the first place
i remember when i was 12

>>52572755
lmao, thats a funny joke. Now stop slitting your wrists and get off tumblr.

Source:

http://www.powermetalsucks.com/index.php/108/music-that-sucks-english

>>52574540
le anarchism is le chaos meme xd

>>52574705
Non-musician detected.

Only bad musicians and non-musicians think jazz is skillful.

Qotsa is punk now?

>>52574856
i've read somwhere jazz musicians can play classical with ease while classical musician struggle with jazz

i'm terrible at both btw

>>52569967
This pasta is strong out of the gate and then stops making any coherent sense. I don't like punk's legacy either but damn, way to fumble OP.

>>52574924
>jazz musicians can play classical with ease
Keith Jarrett's appalling Bach recordings say differently.

>>52569967
You lost me completely when you said that White Stripes, Blur, QOTSA, Weezer and Vampire Weekend were punk bands.

>>52574924
You read wrong.

I can play most jazz piano pieces with one hand.
Jazz is pitifully simple.

btw, classical doesn't exist, and art music isn't about being a flashy wanker who compensates for his small dick by playing fast.

>>52575283
to be fair i did read it in the context of brass instruments.

piano - lol

>>52575370
Brass parts in art music are supplements to the composition, a tuba player who wants to show off is a tuba player who's about to get his ass kicked.

>>52575462
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi2JgKp-yyg

>>52575505
He isn't showing off, though, he's just the lead.

If were just a member of an ensemble who decided to blow until his eyes popped, then he would be showing off.

My statement was in general, there are exceptions.

>>52575717
if he were*

>>52569967
The complete lack of formatting only goes some way to hide the weak second half.
1/5

Have you ever wondered why music nowadays sounds so shallow, meaningless, gay and wimpy. Why music today is only about appearance and following the trend. The awnser is quite simple it's all because of the steaming pile of dogshit called PUNK. Punks want to convince you that punkmusic is incredibly special. We all are supposed to believe that punks are very non-conformist, rebelious, earnest and openminded. This is ofcourse complete bullshit. In reality punks are complete crowd-followers who do everything by the rules and they hate everyone who doesn't behave in the same way as they do. Rebelious? You must be joking! They are all rich kids who look down on the working class man. Extreme left-wing scum who live in squats while in reality they can easily find a place of their own instead of stealing other peoples houses. But punks aren't just people with mohawks or torn clothing. It's much worse than that. All those nerds that wear curly haircuts, fake glasses and phony retro-clothing are also punks. You probably seen them when you walk into a hipster café and you allways see them in the corner of your eye point at you in a manner as if they wanna say "look there you've got that dickhead again". I allways feel like punching those guys in the face. The kind of bands they think are cool like White Stripes, Blur, Queens of the Stone Age, Weezer or Vampire Weekend are also 100% pure punk bands. But they dont look like punks the naïve modern day rock fan will say. Don't be so ignorant. They may not sound like Exploited or Sex Pistols they have that same filfthy stench of rotting corpses hanging around them that's typical of punk. Metalfans are also punks. Ofcourse a lot of metalheads will disagree with that statement but they are wrong. Metalfans are just as punk as a dirty stinking squat. You notice it in the way they dress they allways wear the same ugly dumpstore clothing that punks wear. Metalfans also hate old hardrock bands.

>>52569967
by now it's pretty much accepted that it's just a shallow commercial trend mostly lacking merit. nothing new here