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>with a girl
>about to have sex for the first time ever, me losing v-card,
>sticking it in, oh god, where's the hole, cant put it in, where is it,
>lose boner
>repeat 3 times
>fail

and then she laughed and leave
and there was mbv loveless playing in the background, it was supposed to be fucking awesome

fuck loveless


thats like the biggest fail in my life, help me guys

>> No.51836423

How?

>> No.51836434

I guess... You're forever... Loveless...

>> No.51836436

chubby chaser?

>> No.51836452

>>51836385
i know that exact feel

>> No.51836460

>>51836385
she laughed and leave?

why are you fucking mean cunts?

>> No.51836466

Next time you get the chance OP.

>Turn girl on her fucking stomach
>Spread ass cheeks
>Locate asshole
>Aim at the BEGINNING of the vagina FROM the asshole

And presto, you found the fucking vaginal opening. Now just insert and cum instantly from the unexpected sensation combined with severe libido and anxiety.

>> No.51836471

>>51836434
badumtish

>> No.51836479

>>51836436
not really, she's really small and tight
>>51836423
i was hard, tried to put it in for a minute or two, then lost boner, happened 3 times, oh fuck,I guess perfomance anxiety

>> No.51836492

The only girl I have ever had sex with just grabbed my dick and stuck it in herself. She's been doing that throughout our entire 2 year relationship and it finally hit me that once we break up and I try to have sex with another girl i'll have no idea where the fuck the hole is.

>> No.51836507

>>51836452
did it turn out well or did you kill yourself?

>> No.51836514

>>51836385
>>51836452
seriously? how hard can it fucking be? all you had to do was look and aim, you people disgust me

>> No.51836525

some girls are bigger than others

>> No.51836527

>>51836514
clearly a virgin

>> No.51836535
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51836535

>>51836385
common first timer case, drink a few beers and move on

>> No.51836537

I lost my virginity to American Football. It was spectacular. I did fuck up on sticking it in however, she didn't mind.

>> No.51836542

>>51836452
>>51836385
literally dumber than neanderthals

>> No.51836550

>>51836514
>how hard can it fucking be?
Not very, evidently.

>> No.51836552

>>51836537
Holy shit me too.

>> No.51836555

This has to be a troll thread

>> No.51836559

>>51836514
no, im being serious, how can someone be that autistic

>> No.51836561

>>51836434
Niiiiice

>> No.51836564

>>51836537
american football is supposed to be sad you asshole

>> No.51836583

>>51836564
It felt pretty good to me anon

>> No.51836590

People are actually this unaware

>> No.51836596

back of the knee maybe?

>> No.51836611

>>51836559 meant for >>51836527

>> No.51836621
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51836621

>thats what OPs doing right now

>> No.51836655

>>51836550
:^)

>> No.51836661

>>51836537
Why can't I be this lucky?

>> No.51836679

>>51836385
Geez. She should have helped you out - you know, reverse cowgirl mode?

I wish you luck for next time.

>> No.51836720

>>51836542
Underrated toast

>> No.51836722

does this seriously happen to people

because before i lost my virginity i would get a throbbing erection from just a kiss

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51836754

>>51836385

>> No.51836818

>>51836722
that has nothing to do with it, anon could be rock hard, discover it's not as easy as porn shows it to be, get famous "oh fuck i won't satisfy her!" fear and go flaccid in a second, it's really common

>> No.51836866

>>51836722
I have a really hard time getting it up anymore, and it's difficult to really feel "aroused." You'd think that wouldn't be a problem for a 20 year old virgin.

>> No.51836924

>>51836866
you need to stop watching porn and fap less

100% seriously

>> No.51836957

>>51836924
That might do it. I've cut back. It was up to 5 times a day

>> No.51836967

>>51836866
>>51836924
this, by your age you're getting too used to your deathgrip hand and crazy porn and you've gotten desensitized, turn back before it's too late

>> No.51836982

>>51836542
Heh

>> No.51836998

>>51836967
>taking more time to become aroused and cum
>a bad thing in your 20s
Nightmare once your like 40, but at this point why the hell not? It's not like it changes you permanently.

>> No.51837104

>>51836385
>doing something that I'm really excited about
>put my favorite clothes on, make sure I look really good, take pride in appearance and my well being
>looking forward to what's to come
>It's shit/It didn't work out/I fucked up somehow
>Now I'm left here all in my lonesome wearing my favorite clothing and my carefully constructed appearance
>Everything in the world is bad

>> No.51837178

>>51836998
Trust me, buddy, it does.

>> No.51837208

>>51836466
guys this seriously works?? I've never had any success with from-behind positions. Usually they just stick it in for me, face to face.

>> No.51837217

>>51837104
Ask to yourself, what could you have done differently to avoid that situation?

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>> No.51838556

>>51836550
underrated post

>> No.51838611

>>51836385

First time I did it I lost my erection not long after putting on the condom and trying to stick it in, and couldn't get it going again. Never used a condom since then and it hasn't happened a single time.

>> No.51838634

>>51837104
This is a much more relatable feeling


I seriously do not understand how you could possibly have trouble putting it in unless the chick was too fat for you to see. Like holy shit those two parts are literally designed to go together, it's not fucking rocket science

>> No.51838786

Seriously, how is this a problem for people?

>gently stick the tip of your penis between labia
>rub it up and down a few times to get it wet
>slide in

Voila, now you're fucking a girl

>> No.51839068

>>51836525
I guess he just couldn't moris-see where the hole was

>> No.51839089

>>51839068
HOLY SHIT

>> No.51839255

>>51836385
At least you got closer than I ever will

>> No.51839307

>>51837208
If she arches her back its the simplest way to fuck. Just straight ahead, no weird angles

>> No.51839346

>>51836957
Mystery fucking solved

>> No.51839446

>>51836385
happened to me too
put it in at semiboner anyways

>> No.51839495

This is my new biggest fear. Thanks anon

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