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>be me >be a while ago, in highschool, chilling at my neighbor/friend's house >we're fans of mostly /mu/core stuff, but are cool with other genres >he invites one of our friends to spend the night >thisgoddamnkid.jpeg >he is a grade-a 'le-wrong-generation' kid, something you'd see in the based lucas post we'll call him p >we're taking turns on omegle video chat, screwing around >it's p's turn >he announces that he has a plan >he gets on connection with some girl >asks what her favorite country song is >'eh, i don't really listen to country' >asks about her favorite dubstep song >'don't really listen to dubstep either' >p declares she has passed the test, then talks about Green Day for a few minutes while she just sits there >gets off of the chat and reconnects to other people >lather, rinse, and repeat >until he gets to another girl >asks the questions >'well, i like [i forgot the song name] by skrillex!' >p's face flushes >'have you ever heard of green day?' >she hasn't >i can feel p's rage coming out of his seat >he pulls up american idiot (the full album) on youtube >tells her to listen >they get to the first line of the first song >'don't wanna be an american idiot' >he pauses >explains how the singer does not want to be apart of the public's vision or some shite for a few seconds >gets to the next line >'don't want a nation under the news media' >pauses again >explains how the main character doesn't want the nation to be sheeple under the brainwashed news >does this for every fucking line >literally every goddamn line >girl disconnects after the fifth song or something >mfw p keeps doing this until it's neighbor's turn |