| >> | No.50775433 >>50775139 I got a history degree last fall. Now I make 130k a year, and I am banging all the fat bitches in my convertible Cadillac parked outside my enormous mansion-thirteen bedrooms, seven kitchens, four bathrooms, seven shower rooms, two pools, two gardens, a four door garage, statue emulating Franklin D. Muscurball-Samuel Jacobson-Dr.Joshowah M.J. Giggerson-John Blacksmith-Saint Augustis-Freddy Two Finger-Merrilin V. Sevenskin-Willingstun B Bunnerfut-Craig O'Melly-Hank "The Toe" Welshton-Bennedict B.E. Alaxanderia Wellshingston.
I also have an entire music studio containing rare never before printed albums from the likes of Metallica and Slayer. I even make custom Vinyl out of actual metal, such as granite-iron-steel-platnium-obsidian. It takes an industrial player to play them, but when I do I get a unique experience no one except any number of my ex wives have experienced.
Just try and tell me that this degree was a bad idea, go ahead and try neofunk, I dare ya. |