What are you waiting for, /mu/? Go to her.
you got money for a plane ticket?
>>50608002she's taken
>>50608035I heard lemonade stands are pretty easy to make.
>>50608050How the fuck is building a lemonade stand going to make me money
Who is "her"?
>>50608070Yeah, I'm done with this conversation.
>tfw she only remembers you vague
>What are you waiting for, /mu/? Go to her.She's a he and if he wants me he can come to me. I don't chase after guys, guys chase after me. That's how it works.
>>50608002>tfw I don't know who she is
>tfw the one that got away is engaged>tfw first girlfriend from high school is dating a dude like almost ten years older than her and is rich and has a boat and a work truck and fishes at sea and other terrible "manly" bullshit things>tfw single and drunk off store-brand whiskey listening to the music "you" used to listen to together
Am I in, /mu/?
>>50608190lmao
seriously, who cares? this post carries the implication we go to her. but we all define "her" in a different way, so the pronoun that you're referencing here has a different kind definition to everyone. but really these bitches are quite easy to get, you just act like it's not an issue and remain mysterious. because you're a twenty something guitar playing quiet guy and you know that nobody else your age plays guitar. you're fucking unique. it gets quite boring.
>>50608183im here for u friend
>>50608211It's okay bro, I know you're upset, but I'm here for you.
>tfw shes the only one who remembers and wishes you happy birthdaygood feel? or bad?
>>50608002I'm not sure if I find her personality attractive and don't want to convince myself I like her out of desperation.
She's not interested in me.
>>50608238She's the one, anon. Go to her.
>herim grill
>>50608216thanx bro, we sadfaggots gotta stick together.
>>50608255Then go to like any single guy ever
>>50608255>not being a lesbianFucking plebeangednomy Hous
She lives in toronto and I live in California
>Wanting womenWhat are you, a degenerate?
>>50608288epic :)
>tfw the only one you ever loved rejected you
>she doesn't existi want to love
>>50608235>no seriously, once you start rejecting chicks that are obviously into you then more start lining up. that way you're distant and aloof and as long as you're not hideous or disfigured girls will start noticing you because many girls stop believing that they exist if you don't acknowledge them. I'm quite serene about the situation, it works in my favor but it's kind of depressing in the same vein. girls can be quite pathetic and annoying sometimes. nope, don't want to deal with that shit I rather be making music because I derive more enjoyment out of that than the fleeting pleasure of sexual contact because that something that's there are easy to get. not that I take this forum seriously, it's been too long ago since I could do that.
I really should. I have very little to lose in this situation..
>>50608288Americans are so weird In new Zealand they had some weird "lunch" for only Maori(indigenous) students at my middle school/intermediate school.I asked my Maori friend about it and he vaguely said they just ate watermelon.
>>50608249s-she likes music and collects vinyls too
She lives with her boyfriend and his family.She doesnt have a job. She wants to stay as the parents motivate her to do stuff.She blocked me yesterday because I got a couple who were taking requests on /b/ to write a hello to her on a piece of paper while the girl sucked her partner's dick. I thought it would be funny but she didnt like it. Man that was an extremely autistic thing of me to do. But part of me dislikes her and I have conflicted feelings. She always comes back and asks to be friends again. Im not perfect but she says BS stuff like how Im the only one who is there for her etc. Sometimes my mind wakes up the the bullshit and I get annoyed.
Im talking with her mum on fb right now for some reason.
>>50608158and then you'll ask why are you so alone
>>50608369Interesting. A special lunch consisting of watermelons
>>50608394expand the story on the dicksuck letter pal
>>50608190>rectangle actuallykek
>i know for a fact she used to like meher friends used to tease her about it in front of me, also she told me that she liked dopehead (yes, dopehead) to impress me>she started messaging me, i started liking her>time passed>i wanna slide in, but she's being kind of distanthow do i know if she still likes me /mu/?
>you will never fuck a 10/10
>>50608538Send her a pic of your dick
>>50608438Not much to expand. There was a thread on /b/ made by a couple performing sexual acts. They asked for requests so i told them to writer "Hi ______ _______" on a piece of paper with the guys dick in a her mouth and take a photo. They did and I sent it to this girl.Shes kinda sexual and I thought she'd find it funny. But she got pissed and said she couldnt even trust me with her name and she said people she knows could have seen that pic. I said I highly doubt that.
>>50608394>I thought it would be funny but she didnt like it. Man that was an extremely autistic thing of me to do>I thought it would be funnyDudeee.....I like to joke about autism and retardness on 4chan but.... damn... Check yourself for real.
>>50608002She's asleep next to me. Now who wants to talk about Young Marble Giants?
I did, that's why I'm feelin'.
her dad died and she became annoying as fuckWhat am I supposed to do, resuscitate him
she has a boyfriend
She cheated on meI can't
She completely dropped me. No explanation, no goodbye. Just stopped talking to me one day out of the blue and blocked my number. She still posts on her twitter regularly and seems perfectly happy.>tfw she was literally your only friend and the first one you had in 3 years>tfw haven't talked to another human being in over a week
Soon, soon...Fuck though I love her, and I hate myself so much, and she loves me, and she hates herself so much. We are destined to fuck up, we won't survive, we won't last. We've known each other for 3 years and been best friends for the past 2. We won't make it though, no way will we survive.
>>50609187make her cheat on him
but i dont want her
here's an edgy picture to sum up what happenedI'm sure you would've wrote back /mu/