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you really shouldn't if you're a white man

Yeah, but it depends on the concert. If you dance at a Swans show, you're a wiener.

It depends a lot on my blood alcohol level.

one time i was high at a concert with a girl i liked and she was also high and i fingered her asshole during the concert and i had actual shit on my finger for the rest of the show and i just casually wiped it on my shirt.

but dancing isn't my thing

>>49693235
like a madman.

>>49693308
cool

>>49693308
cool story

also
>not wiping it on her shirt

>>49693308

fucking awesome

>>49693235
if drunk and im in the front than i jump a bit

Nah, I just flail around like a drunk imbecile.

I'll usually do little steps or move a little, you don't wanna be that one dude just standing there.

>>49693308
>not tasting it

Recently saw tune yards, only having heard like two of her songs, smoked a spliff in the crowd and got excessively groovy. Was fucking great

>>49693287
Same

depends on who's playing. when i saw miniature tigers in april, i just stood and enjoyed the music/snuck glances at some of the qts around me (p sure i caught one looking at me but i didn't say anything)

when i see DFA1979 in november i'll definitely be dancing my ass off

>>49693397
i see posts here quite regularly about smoking at concerts. do you live in america? i doubt you could get away with that in england

No, I just sneak razor blades into the mosh pit & break bottoles on heads

What a retarded question. This highly depends on the artist, venue, crowd energy, group you're with, drugs you're on, etc etc.

>>49693308
dude thats so awesome i love assholes

>>49693413
At least in Portugal a strong smell of weed is to be expected on most concerts.

>>49693267
I came into this thread to talk about how I was dancing at Swans last night.
Frankie Ms groove is so easy to dance to.

i'm seeing neutral milk hotel tonight i hope noone moshes on me that'd be disgusting

>have this "friend" in college
>we graduated high school together
>he was bullied heavily in high school and despite being straight he has hardly any testosterone and behaves like a woman
>is naive and innocent as fuck and he's 19 and his parents won't allow him to watch movies
with lots of cussing and he follows their rules

anyway this motherfucker follows me everywhere and embarrasses the shit out of me and i can never escape him

>local metal band is playing a show
>want to go without him
>about to leave
>get a text saying "have u left for the concert yet?"
>fuck
>"No, you wanna go?"
>he goes to the show with me
>they start playing music
>crowd really isn't doing that much
>mostly just standing around and tapping their feet and bobbing their heads
>my friend starts playing air guitar

i wanted to die

>>49693413
americlap here. i don't smoke in indoor venues. it definitely happens, but it always seemed a little riskier. if it's outdoor though, nobody gives a fuck. just don't be super obvious and make sure you're surrounded by people. no guard wants to wade through a noisy crowd to bust a 20-something with a joint

Fuck yes

>>49693443
>not airdrumming along with him

I nod my head or headbang but sometimes I mosh, I don't dance though.

I was at a Pity Sex concert a few months ago and people started moshing
it was actually pretty fun

>>49693397
Tuneyards is awesome, best part is when they play Gangsta

>>49693443
bro you're being offered an opportunity by god to overcome your vanity and prioritize care for your fellow man over the idiocy within you. srs

>>49693457
>Going to venues where they care
haha wow

>>49693439
This!
I've been to Optimus Alive! in Portugal the last two years and it's awesome.
Me and two friends were trying to roll a joint in the middle of the crowd last year, and some random guys helped us cover the wind while we rolled, then we shared the j and had a good time.

>>49693442
I'm going to see NMH soon. A-Am I supposed to dance to NMH?

I never feel the dance to music I just like sit and enjoy it.

>>49693442
i've seen nmh with my gf at Paris... the crowd was entirely moshing. fucking great.

>>49693481
Was Britty cute?

I don't dance. I jump

>>49693514
>I never feel the dance to music
*I never feel the need to dance to music

>>49693413

Nope, it was at end of the road festival in dorset. The fact it was outside and the festival was very chill helped. Would highly recommend it.

>>49693514
when i went, plenty of people were just singing not dancing

then there was me, silent and motionless

>>49693521
yes

>last month
>drunk and stoned on a CHVRCHES concert
>most of the crowd around me standing still/moving slightly
>dancing like a madman

>>49693491

Right? So fucking sick

>>49693514
The crowd at the show I went to was split between moshers (the first rows) people who sang along really fucking passionately (the backline/middle) and the sitters (balcony)

So depending on the layout of the venue, take your pic.

>>49693505
better safe than sorry with indoor concerts, i feel like. next time i go to one i'll probably light up if there are a lot of other people doing it, but you don't wanna be the one guy that ACTUALLY gets kicked out as a "warning" to everyone else

>>49693491
the tickets to see them when they come to columbus are a little pricier than i'd hoped, but i'm springing for them anyways. seems like too groovy a concert to pass up.

>>49693514

Don't worry they only play seated venues now because they know their fans are idiots who will hurt themselves

>lisbon
>The libertines
>drunk af
>Bald english guy in his 40's atleast, starts moshpits ALL the time

Was fucking awesome

>>49693551
did you get to smell lauren?

>>49693551
>>most of the crowd around me standing still/moving slightly
Same thing happened to me when I saw CHVRCHES, it was lame as hell. Then again, there was also a massive thunderstorm, but come on.

>tfw you try to dance around but keep bumping into the obnoxious 15 year old girls in front of you

>>49693235
no one dances at concerts faglord, you just sit/stand there and listen and watch

>>49693599
did you grope them

>>49693580
Optimus Alive is horrible. Filled with people who don't know shit about music and british cunts.

>>49693588
Unfortunately, no.

>tfw a girl grinds on you and you get a boner

>>49693629
no, just accidentally bopped one of them on the head a few times.

>>49693644
>Optimus Alive is horrible. Filled with people who don't know shit about music

Well yeah, most festivals have that in common tho

>>49693654
>tfw you smell a qt's hair and you pop a boner

>>49693443
>listening to metal at 19

>>49693672
Also, the place is shitty (dusty, cold, too big).

I much prefer Paredes de Coura, or even Milhões and Primavera Sound

when i see american football next month i'm gonna bet so high on beer i'm gonna shit on the floor screaming like an ape i love drugging

>>49693698
le growing out mayme

>>49693719
where did you get you're masters degree in shitposting from?

>>49693719
>high on beer

>>49693397
Did they close with Fiya? I love that song

>>49693654
this wasn't at a concert but one time i was making out with a girl and she was dry humping me and i came the biggest load imaginable in my pants

>>49693744
I want that beer.

>>49693740
you might no me from my record reviewing website the needle spins thats right i'm big tony aka the wanta fanta

>>49693774
>being this unfamiliar with female contact

>>49693719
kingofshitposting.jpg

>>49693805
it was my first time. i told her i was about to cum and to slow down but she thought it was funny and did it even harder

>>49693308
>i fingered her asshole during the concert
dude keep that shit in the bedroom for fucks sake

>>49693846
jeeze dude thats something else

>>49693846
dude, I hope you're way past that now.. Kind of a funny story tho

>>49693235
No, I stand still, arms crossed and shake my head disapprovingly at people who dance.

>>49693262
Racist.

>>49693267
Nah fuck you you can dance to anything.

>>49693287
This.

>>49693846
you know she raped you, right?

>>49693876
no, keep it in her ass

>>49693422
that's my biggest fear, please, no weapons in the pit.

>>49693935
>>49693935
jesus put a trigger warning next time you make a post like this I'm crying legitimate tears

>>49693935
I know you're making an epic joke, but that's consent.

>>49693935
that's fantasy material.

i jump up and down like an asshole

>>49693954
:^) i like this post

captcha: lionbutt was

>>49693959
>i told her ... to slow down
>she ... did it even harder

>>49693957
I have a fantasy of going to a venue for a band I really dislike and putting razor blades on the railings, on the edge of the stage, maybe glue some to the ground at the mosh pit. A few on the toilet seat.

I'd love to put some razor blades on stage too but I don't think I'd reach it.

I already did this at a park, it was really funny but only one kid got hurt before they called the cops.

Saw Brodinski live a few days ago, hard not to dance actually

Pic related

>>49694001
something's wrong with you mate

>>49693413
only ever been to gigs in England .. copious amounts of weed were smoked by many

>>49694001
:^)

>>49694041
indoors?

>go to NMH concert
>people start moshing to everything

>>49693989
I think he was consenting to the whole thing, but wanted her to slow down because he was about to jizz in his pants

Yiu don't dance you mosh

>>49693989
You left out the important part of the quotation which was that he wanted her to slow down because he was going to cum. He didn't ask her to stop because he was no longer enjoying it. He asked her to slow down because he wanted it to last longer, and she decided against this. Implied consent still existed. Consent is only terminated when someone asks for sex to stop because they are not enjoying it.

I don't think this distinction needs to be made, but this is 4chan after all.

>>49694061
so if he was fucking her and she was crying and saying "slow down" and he laughed and railed her even harder until he came inside her, would that not be rape?

>>49694089
not is she consented to the fuckage
bad sex =/= rape

>>49694001
how do you live with yourself knowing you will always have such mental deficiency?

>>49694089
Yes, that would be rape. I don't recall this anon mentioning that he was crying or in pain though.

>>49694060
I danced alot to some of their more energetic songs. Especially 1945.

But other songs i just held some girls hand and was on the brink of crying my guts out.

>tfw i got the drummers drumstick and the setlist from the trumpet player

Best concert of my life.

>>49694055
yeah man went to see Immortal Technique in London a few months ago at an indoor venue, didn't expect to see it but so many people were.

Immortal Technique pointed it out himself haha

>>49693235
ebm friends don´t dance they stomp

>>49693683
fuck.... this

>not dancing like this to all music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0KG-uOPxEQ

Went with a few female friends recently to see old crow medicine show. We had VIP seat tickets but we were like fuck that and went down on the floor like 15 ft from the stage. Everyone on the floor was having a fucking ho-down. Everyone was dancing with everyone. Danced with gf. Danced with our friends. Danced with strangers. It was cool

>>49694109
Actually you can terminate consent at any moment during sex and if the other party is aware but does not stop, they are committing rape. This is a legal definition too.

no consent = rape

If your definition of "bad sex" is someone who asks to stop because it's physically or emotionally painful and they are starting to feel violate, well, I guess that should apply to all rape.

Pls tell me this is just a shit post though.

>>49694089
holy shit, you are something else.

the anon was telling the girl to slow down not because he was rescinding consent, but because he didn't want to jizz in his pants.

had he told her to slow down/stop because he didn't want to do it anymore and she pressed on, that would be sexual assault. (not rape in this case because no penetration occurred)

>>49693267
>Not dancing to Volcano, reversing your body movements when the beat reverses.

>>49694089
It would be, yeah

If she was saying slow down during consensual sex because she didn't want to cum so soon, it wouldn't be rape

>>49693654
>going to a concert where someone would "grind" on you
plebs in my sight

>>49694189
not actually a shitpost, i just didn't bother to read all of the post i was replying to

>>49694198
but he did rescind consent; he didn't want to cum in his pants. she decided to ignore this request and forced him to cum.

>Major Lazer in Oslo
>some muscular faggot is moshing around by himself next to people just chilling/standing still
>keeps bumping into people
>i tell him to stop whatever the fuck he's doing
>he fucking lifts me off the ground and sets me back down again
>15 minutes later he bumps into a arnold schwarzenegger-tier guy, who punches him out
>faggot is escorted out by guards while bleeding like shit from the face
>mfw diplo threw me a whistle too

>>49694132
>tfw could get julians fiddlestick but let it to a qt next to me
he gave me a heartwarming smile after that and mumbled something

>>49694256
That's not rescinding consent though you retard.

>>49693308
>not licking it clean

Depends on whether the music is danceable. I always move in someway or another, be it head-nodding, jumping around or dancing.

>>49693551
seasick steve that day was awesome

depending on the show i either flail my limbs wildy on lsd or mosh while drunk but I ALWAYS dance. imo thats the point of concerts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwrXeE8yh60

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

>>49694349
Hell yeah it was. Thee Oh Sees was also pretty cool, along with a bunch of others.

Was definitely the best day.
The two last days were shite.

>>49694305
future rapist detected

>>49694374
0/10 back to /pol/ with you

>scramble babbies

>>49693931
Insulting white people isn't racist. Go back to /pol/.

>>49694482
>racist
can you read

>>49694491
Yes. What's your point?

>>49694482
It can be.
I was joking.
I intensely dislike /pol/.
Now fuck off.

>>49694482
it is if the reason you're insulting them is their race.
we'll never come close to equality if the whole strategy of the "oppressed" is to bring down everyone around them because it's socially/politically acceptable now. elevate yourselves, nigga.

>>49694374
pro tip if you have to convince someone they were raped they probably werent

>>49694001

I don't know if you're trolling but I really hope you get lynched some day

>2014
>not dancing everywhere you go

>>49693549
I bet

>>49695268
she's shorter than you'd think from pictures

>>49694738
it is racist in a textbook sense, yes. but that's useless information. in the sense that racism is usually discussed these days (i.e as a system), racist comments against whites aren't important because they don't further any oppression of whites, because there isn't any.

>>49696687
We are fighting over a comment that was a joke and I made a joke "racist!" response.

Can we please not get into this, it's gonna attract the /pol/tards.

>>49695129
Some people don't have autism.

>that guy that stands still the entire concert with his arms cross
honestly just stay home fuccboi

>>49696687
0/10

>>49693698
i'm 36 and what is this shit

>>49693235

I headbanged to Radiohead once. Tried to start a moshpit, but none wanted to join in.

yes. recently saw brothertiger and tv girl and the whole crowd was drinking and dancing. good times.

>>49694257

>just chilling watching major lazer

pretty sure that's not the point of dance music.

>>49697171
Because it's Radiohead you goof

Sometimes.

It depends on who I see, how much room there is, what the venue is (outdoor/indoor, private seated venue, etc.) and how I'm feeling at the time. I actually like dancing, but there's a time and place for everything.

>>49693574
100% not true, they literally played at Boston Calling two days ago which was mostly standing.

>>49697584
Tyler?

>>49697671

hold it there buddy that's too sensible a response for 4chan please lave immediately

>those people that sing along to the entirety of every single song no matter what

fucking NMH and radiohead concerts

>>49693235
I'm that guy with the smug smile, crossed arms, gently nodding my head up at the front.

>>49698887
loosen up mate

>>49693235
You might not call it dancing but I thrash around to the music. Also this >>49693287


>>49693262
fugg u bish all party dancing looks silly, being coordinated and confident's the only thing

>tfw I went to the Bjork show a few years ago in NYC
>I was the only one dancing during the fast songs
>kept bumping into people standing perfectly still and they gave me sideways looks

Fuck you asshole, I paid 90 bucks for this shit I am going to dance in the presence of Queen Bjork to appease her

>>49693235

Depends on the music, anytime I saw madness I danced my ass off, when I seen gorgoroth I headbanged