/mu/ - Music (Temp full images)

>>49264755
>Been in shitty student films
>Made shitty tracks I don't release online

>>49264755

A transvestite put a hex on me and slept with a woman from Mexico.

is it really that good?

>>49264755
>has a hideous moustache

I've done that. Am I Michael Cera yet?

>and what have you done with your life, /mu/?
just defeated black dragon kalameet feel p gud

>>49264755
Your mother.

I bet his album is bad but I also bet he actually wrote and performed a good deal of it himself which is better than most actors-turned-"musician" projects.

>>49264809
now you'll just have to star in a couple blockbuster films and make a great sounding record and you'll be there

>>49264870
It's okay but there are covers. Brilliant is definitely overselling it though, it's just a nice indie folk album you'd listen to and like, think is cute and then do nothing with again.

I'm working on actually making good plunderphonic pieces and releasing them.

>album cover is a nonsquare image
I hate it already

i'm a semi-published writer, indie programmer, and a famous tripfag on 4chan.

i think that's a nice portfolio.

>>49264915
>Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
>No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
>Yeah, that makes sense.

>>49264915
cera is kinda like a gazelle in human form, he just kinda looks like one, even outside of that picture

>>49265043
>that episode
My sides were never the same.

>>49264755
>play an awkward teenager in every movie
>will be unable to make any movies when he hits his 30s since his only schtick is being an awkward teen

>>49264755

Not blatantly ripped off Daniel Johnston, Lou Barlow or Sparklehorse's sound.

So I got that going for me.

>>49265090
>implying he'll still need to make movies when he's 30

>>49265112
He didn't rip off any of those musicians you shitty fucking faggot. Now fuck off unless you want to get roasted.

>>49265121
>implying he wont be teenage child actor and turn out like Macaulay Culkin

>>49264755
His music is pretty awful.

>>49265041
>famous tripfag

>>49265151
Michael, is that you?

It's past your bedtime, you know.

>>49264755
>has millions of dollars
>records an ultra lo-fi album that had no production costs at all
>charges $7 for it

his inner jew is showing.

>>49264755
>releases a brilliant lo-fi folk album
kekko

Would you guys "fuck" Michael Cera
Would you let him "fuck" you

>>49265041
hahahahhah

>>49264755
I have succesfully managed to fuck up every relationship I have ever had. I'm insecure so playing music is taking me nowhere. I'm also good at self loathing and whenever I get something good in my life I get painfully insecure and start doubting it so much that I distant myself from it resluting in losing it. Iäm good at oral sex.

>>49264755
>part of an infamous /mu/ band that is somehwat popular outside of /mu/ but mostly only loved by /mu/
>published author
>appeared as a guest in a few TV shows

I'd say I've done well for my self.

that album sucked dicks. u faggot hipsters will fall for anything with the right image behind it

i dropped out of high school, went to LA to music school, hated it, dropped out of that and joined the army. after three years i got out and now i play a lot of guitar and snap at strangers while i try to put my life back together.

true story

>lowercase title
>cover is a random shitty photo someone took while he wasn't paying attention
>quirky/cringe-y song titles
>second song starts with an out of place sample of a "funny" video from youtube
pass

>lo-fi folk album
and then people say you shouldn't judge a book for its cover

>>49265041
>semi published
>indie programmer
>famous tripfag
kek

>>49265041
u are everyone on this board

Not talking about the superior Bandcamp artist.

>>49265301
>everything other than the actual music

>>49264755
I just ate my own cum & gargled it, thats what.

>>49265151

Spit roast me please.

srs though listen to Moving In and tell me that's not Daniels piano sound

>>49265456
I've seen you posting this a lot lately , the marketing memes might actually be real after all.

>>49265572
>I've seen you posting this a lot lately
>you

>the marketing memes might actually be real after all.
>marketing memes
>memes

You're a moron bro. And by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot

>>49265572

We just miss Foliage, its been ages since he's came back to /mu/

>>49265596(You)
>>49265589(You)

Surrreee ;)

>>49265633
crap I fucked up

>>49265267
r u me?

>>49265844
possibly

>>49265152
>implying someone wouldn't wanna be the ultracute dreamboat Macauly Culkin

>>49265844
he's all of us, comrade

>>49265927

He doesn't have a fucking thing on Gosling

>>49265152
Macaulay Culkin his a great dude
he also has my last name as his first name tho which annoys me
he came to my city recently and all he wanted was to see one of our doofiest local attractions

I made a shitty video game about In the Aeroplane Over the Sea that got some attention.

>>49264791
kek

>>49264782
Yea

>>49264814
I'm such a little shit, I never even tried taking him on before going into NG+

>>49265649
yeah ya did

>>49264755
>is a successful movie actor
hahah
>releases a brilliant lo-fi folk album

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49265041
>famous tripfag

>>49266978
Same I didn't even do any DLC before NG+ and I couldn't even beat him without 15-20 Estus

>go to uni for a degree i'm not passionate about
>spent most of my summer work money on a drum machine and DAW
>realize that I can't compose and arrange songs for shit
>sit here every day and try to make things sound good but get frustrated and go smoke cigarettes at the beach until I want to go to bed and try again tomorrow
does it get better /mu/?

>>49267044
Smoke weed at the beach to improve your creativity proven fact

>>49264755
>brilliant
im just curious, are you taking the absolute piss.

>>49265152
He already turned out to be like Culkin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btL49IPAGdo

>>49264814
fuck i want the dlc so bad but im poor as shit

>>49267122
someone's jelly

>>49265230
ebin meme only oldfags will know

>>49264755
Brilliant?

It was an incoherent collage.

I appreciate that lack of compressing, though. Shows he's not completely a dumbass.

But really, if he was some ordinary /mu/tant, nobody would know the bandcamp link exists.

>>49264814
Did you get the tail aswell? Otherwise no biggie

>>49265041
>a famous trip

>>49264755
still he is not Marlon Brando.
He is the only actor I can truly respect as an artist and a human being.

>>49265218
This was my exact reaction. Motherfucker's in movies and he's charging $7 for his poorly recorded bandcamp release. Streamed the first two tracks and it sounded like acoustic demos some asshole made in high school.

I criticize artist I've never listened to on a anime imageboard

>>49264755
Currently studying electrical engineering.

>>49264755
I shitpost on picture forums

>>49265285
lol. It's a great album though

>band is doing well
>getting played on XM radio
>have beautiful gf

>>49269622
What band?

>>49264782
ittf ;_;

>>49264755
Well for starters I have a jaw line.

>>49272576
i bet Michael Cera still gets way more pussy than you though

>>49272587
LISTEN QUEER NO ONE GETS MORE PUSSY THAN ME YOU FAGGOT THEY CALL ME TWO CAN SAM CAUSE I FUCK SO MUCH RAW PUSSY A FAGGOT PROBABLY GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING HAHA YOU PROBABLY ARE TO THINK SOME ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT TWINK GETS MORE SEX THAN ME YOU HOMO

i masturbated to arab porn yesterday

>>49264755
I fucked a girl for 6 months, she worshipped my dick, said that i "ruined dick for her" and then literally went and changed into a man

Its my greatest accomplishment unfortunately

>>49264791
dude I think a tranny put a hex on me also
>walking around downtown with friend after dropping other friend off at doctor's appointment
>see magic shop
>awesome lets check it out
>its the type of magic shop for people who actually believe in magic and wicca and shit not the bunny out of the hat kind
>oh fuck what is this
>check it out anyway but it smells horrible
>fat tranny with huge bad implants and really cute red head girl that looks like a hippie wiccan or whatever loitering too
>comment on how red head is hot and also make jokes about magic and snelly store in whispers with friend but can't help but laugh
>start noticing ugly fat tranny has been giving me the most menacing stares the entire time

I think she cursed me

>>49264782
>shitty student films
i'll give you that, but he's been in Arrested Development, arguably the best comedy of all time

>>49264755
nigga his album was terrible not trying to make it a meme its not going to catch on

>>49272801
also I'm thinking that cute red head, is she believes in witchcraft and hangs out at these kinds of stores..

do you think I could just go up to her and tell her I'm a time traveler that has come back in time to meet her and mate with her as our child is destined to save humanity and that I know its hard to believe but a simple tarot reading will reveal that I am telling the truth, like you think she would believe that? I think so.

>>49272926
you should get her to teach you everything she knows about witch craft

tell her your on the journey to become an evil wizard and need her help to stop the transformation

>>49272688
Alpha as fuck

>>49271431
no names for privacy's sake ;)

>>49264782
>Been in shitty student films
>spends his days watching Kubrick thinking he's such a patrician

please, if I hit the nail on it's head this time; reconsider your motives and your views.

>>49272801

I'm surprised this thread is still up. I was talking to a tranny friend I once had on Skype and she told me she'd hex me and kill my cat. I don't even have a cat.

>>49266510

It's true, man. Lou Reed died, so I jacked off to tranny porn. It sucked.

>mfw the tranny cups her balls, pretending she has a pussy

>>49264755
>was in one good television show when he was a kid
>continues to play the same character over and over again
>releases a collection of lofi sketches that go nowhere

I'm a fat disgusting NEET but Michael Cera is a hack.

>>49265273

Mangum please