>tfw ugly and socially retarded>tfw autumn is coming and you won't be spending it with a comfy gf
nice blog post
music
>>48973693dude music is so coolever heard of daft punk
todd rundgren, simon and garfunkel, stuff liek that
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>tfw average looking and funny>tfw you have to talk to girls to get them to fuck you>tfw I'm going to spend my time listening to music and whining about no gf on /mu/ instead
>>48973693Yes?
Kill yourself, faggot
>>48973813h-hi...
>>48973792Hey same here! I hate the part when you have to talk to them. Thats the part that gets me everytime.
>>48973815wow what a hardass !!!!
Self-loathing-core general?>>48973792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAJ_74tDZzU>If you're so funny then why are you on your own tonight?>if you're so very good looking why do you sleep alone tonight?
bitch you got like 2 whole ass months to get your self a lady stop whining and go outside
>>48973792ugh this sucksknowing you do have a chance but you're too much of a ball sack to talk to people
>>48973864>>48973890>tfw you catch oone of them staring at you and she smiles and you shit yourself>tfw you can talk with them but not flirt with themI hate women
>>48973677>tfw you want to feel>tfw have nothing left to feel about
>tfw this time last year i was having the best time of my life with her>tfw now i have nothing
>>48973715more like Daft Skunk because they stink
>>48973974>tfw this time last year i was being rejected by her>tfw now i have nothing
>tfw have to poop>tfw too lazy to get up
>>48973947>tfw can't tell if a girl smiled at me cos i always look away just before we make eye contact>tfw have an awful smile
>>48974108iktf at this very moment
>>48974016more like daft sunk because they're deep in shit>>48974108"I'll go when the song ends"THE SONG NEVER ENDS
>>48973677>autumn is comingread that as autism is coming lol..
>>48974125>tfw when you can tell a girl is looking at you, she looks away as soon as you look at her>tfw this could mean a million things
>>48973947Ive had girls compliment shit about me like my eyes or my hair or just my looks in general and i never know how to interpret that. Do girls just do that sometimes or do they want my ween in their mouth or am i just an ass?
>tfw just back from a thoroughly sayisfying poop>tfw bulbous poo that felt amazing going out>tfw hardly anything to clean but still used 2 cooling baby wipes>tfw lying here in a near sex-coma
>>48973677Don't worry opie.I was talking to some guy here once and he started dating his qt3.14 gf after just knowing her for 3 days. Don't give up. I'm not giving up.
>>48973677> tfw handsome and not completely socially retarded> tfw autumn is coming and you probably wont be spending it with a gf either because youre bad at talking to girls and all your efforts so far to improve on this are in vaingod damn it
>>48974741You're not as good looking as you think
One year from now.. you will still be a virgin. That qt grill won't even look in (y)our way.There will be no one to cuddle with this christmas.Why on earth would you think it'd be different next year?
>>48974741>tfw probably better looking than you but still completely socially retarded
>>48974819I used to be a depressed pleb like you until I bombarded my system with SSRIs
>>48974819The great thing about constant self-deprecating is that you tell yourself this constantly, so much so that it eventually loses its meaning and is more amusing than anything else.>tfw chuckling while rattling off insults towards myself
>tfw just took a 9/10 dump and got myself a glass of cold beer>tfw feel energized enough to at least try to do something productive and healthy tomorrowa good shit can really put the fight back into a manalmost enough to dull the pain of no gf
OP can go gluck himself
>>48974819>tfw i had no intention of losing my virginty >tfw girl asked me like 4 times to go upstairs while she was drunk>no>no>no>fuck it ok whatever>'i dont have any condoms'>i dont care>mfw
>tfw I only shit 2-3 times a week>tfw rarely get to experience that blissi'm pretty sure that i also fit the defintion of being legally constipated
>>48974959how nice of you raping her ;)
>>48974926The best part is when you go down to wipe and you realize it was a ghost shit and you don't have to wipe that much. Makes me feel so good.
>tfw no gf>tfw no friends online or irl>tfw no one to share music with
>>48974222It mean's she likes you, you fucking fag
>>48974987as opposed to being illegally constipated?
>>48973677/r9k/ is bleeding over onto the other boards
>>48974987> legally constipatedDo they give you a cane for that like when ur blind?
>>48973677man this isn't /v/, we like being on topic here
>>48975039yo lets be friends you fuck
>>48974959you were sober and you fucked a drunk girl?wow
>>48975110>staying on topicHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>48975053>>48975105h-hey fuck you guysthe website that i got the diagnosis from said legally constipatedplease don't make fun of me
>>48975051It makes me feel like I'm raping her with my eyes, and she doesn't want to make eye contact with such a hideous human being. Fuck women.
>>48975111okay faggot, fine! how's your day going?do you have a skype?
>>48975194You have to maintain eye contact intensely in order to win a girl. A man who doesn't maintain eye contact is the sign of a pussy.
>tfw no qt3.14 to snuggle and hum Earthmover to at night while sharing a swing at the local park
>>48973677hmmm do I know you?
that feel when i will die alone in misery because nobody will ever want to be my friend no matter how i try
>>48975167it's all good fun
>tfw Wyoming fall wind will be coming.>Aspen forests of deep orange.>daughter will be 19 months.>American Football's album will be on constant play in the car, at work, during bath time with the little one, and at bed time.
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