/mu/ - Music (Temp full images)

>>48411437
*Dangerous for baby in belly?

>>48411437

lol

>>48411437
have you considered an abortion? you sound pretty retarded. you actually talk kind of like a fluffy (anyone besides me know about fluffy abuse threads?).

>>48411489
I dont pregnant, only mine sister who listen aqua shit relaxing sounds and this sound frustrating my, i want gave her good tunes, but i dont know this is good for fetus

if listen to death grips baby will grow into popular music

>>48411489

oh gosh fluffy abuse please no

>>48411528

i recommend Aakon Keetreh

Submerse?

>>48411612
>not Moevot

>>48411437
The Beatles

This thread is hilarious.

if play hip hop nigger music for mum containing baby, baby may become of homosexuality. baby listen to marches to making readying for military, baby may be havings conversions to adult if lucky, and kill many NATO gays in the Crimea

>>48411437
>>48411528
lmao

>>48413061
>baby may be havings conversions to adult if lucky

>>48411437
bitch do you realize where you are? fucking whore

this is 4chan you cumpdumpster and dont you forget it, i would abort you right where you fucking stand if this was IRL. we do not care, for the, female kind around here. you bore us, to put it simply. stop ruining this website with your inane chatter about fucking babby music.

you were made to be dominated

>>48413137
>>/b/
please leave and never return

>>48413137
Are these lyrics for the new Brainbombs album?

>>48413137
read the thread retard

>>48413137
>>/reddit/

>>48413161
do you even evolutionary psychology? why lower yourself to replying to a thread made by an inherently inferior female. do you have any self respect? what kind of man doesn't respect himself like that? a beta. thats who.

thought the tumblr raids had ended

>>48413137
Yes, because you speak for the whole of 4chan.

>>48413137
lel

>>48413205
Please leave.

>>48412067

>moevot

what an overrated lln project

>>48413166
No, Death Grips.

>>48413205
Hahaha we are being visited by le supreme gentleman!

>>48413195
says the blind liberal sheep. shoudlnt you be disprespecting white heritage or something?

*le upvotes*

again

do you even evolutionary psychology?

>>48413223
he was the best one
aakon keetreh was just a moevot wannabe
go back listen to torgeist u plen

>>48413253
Some prime fedora-tipping action going down here.

>>48413253
>>disrespecting white heritage

What the fuck are you on about?

Baby like Two chains

>>48413210
we are legion. there is no i or you. this is the internet hate machine.

Atonal contemporary classical (the most intelligent music) was said to raise baby IQs by 25 in a recent study by École polytechnique fédérale de Lausanne. The baby the study experimented on is actually now 3 and going to be the youngest sound artist ever at the next Documenta.

>>48413284
OH MY GOD.

>>believing the hype

Is this your first time on 4chan, because if its not, it's definitely your first time on /mu/.

>>48413254

i'm gonna go listen to brenoritvrezorkre and you can do nothing about it, friend

>>48411437
Rest assured, both hip hop and noise music are not dangerous for baby in belly. The sound waves, muted by the amniotic fluid, make for pleasant soothing baby massage.

>>48413278
dont act like you arent another filthy liberal race traitor, all redditors are. the way you just foolishy cast aside my bio-truths tells me you are just another blind liberal sheep.

maybe you should try out /pol/. take a look around. see how it feels being a guilt free hetereosexual white male

>>48413332
>this damage control

typical bleeting from the mouth of the liberals sheeps agenda

>>48413387
>>48413373
JIDF

>>48413373
>>he doesn't know about the MRA and WhiteRights hubs on Reddit.

>>48413523
Don't forget GreatApes.

>>48413482
>JIDF
i know. this threads fucking infested with them, i wouldn't be surprised if op was one of them trying to make us care about the wimminz and the feminazis. typical yid antics.

>>48413539
And beating women.

Aww man, this could have been a good thread, too.

>>48413710
>concerning yourself with petty womans issues
>ever become fruitful or beneficial to self

gb2 reddit

>>48413728
Mate, you're trying way too hard.

>>48413728
Isthisbate.jpg

shakira is a pretty good looking pregnant woman

>>48411437
GG Alin is the best for pregnant women.

>>48413205
You do realise that evolutionary psychology is literally just speculative bullshit that people use to rationalise their own preconceived notions about gender and racial differences, right?

>>48411437
The people who play classical music for their babies and don't listen to it beyond their pseduoscience bullshit are the ULTIMATE plebs.

>>48414197

>>48411528
Well, what music does your sister like, chill out?

>>48413942
She's cute, as are most pregnant women.

>>48414443
Sister listen now some ambient-like pseudo-music, i prefer more banging genres like hip hop or Death Grips, "Aggresive" music is good for pucipuci baby?

>>48413137
kek & lel

I feel a new copy pasta.

>>48414197
fuck you and your liberal agenda. science is on my side.

>MUH FEELS

>>48416567
Smh

D-do you have any more pregnant pictures? I'm asking for a uh friend.

>>48415073
Not sure, mate. And what the fuck is "pseudo music"?

>>48417323
wtf is wrong with you

>>48417323
I used to have that fetish too but I no longer have it. Weird.

Maybe you could try asking >>>/sci/?

>>48417323
The belly looks like a giant third boob.

>>48411437
am you of are to being of speak the english?!?!

If you play it Captain Beefheart it'll grow a tail

>>48411437
God, is this thread edgy...

To answer the question: I assume that most pregnant women who listen to classical when they are pregnant generally like classical music (at least when the studies for this shit was done). And since classical music is more represented in already more educated groups, I don't think there is a causation of listening to classical music when you are pregnant and the baby becoming more intelligent.
So no, listen to what you want. But classical is always worth checking out.

>>48411489
Fluffy?

Make the babby listen to Passenger of Shit.

>>48417427
I wish!

Merzbow is actually the best music for babbys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yzAO3tNVlU

>>48411437
>pregnant shakira
good that i already have my dick in my hand

>>48417470
Yet every kid I've met whose mom listened to noise, punk, metal or goth when they were pregnant are fucked in the head.

Harsh noise music actually reminds the baby of the noise from the womb which is hella soothing for them.

Just let him mellow out to some Masonna.

fuck all of you blind liberal bitches who reported me. cant handel it when a /pol/ak comes in your threads and starts speaking whats on everyone who isnt a bitch or a fags mind.

Babby music thread is best music thread.

>>48417737
my mom listened to lots of punk and watched ren and stimpy when she was pregnant with me, can comfirm, my psychologist has a 20 dollar copay and that's how you can tell i'm really fucked.

my wife listened to Vexovoid by Portal while she was pregant and my child was born with tentacles for arms and legs 10/10 would play again.
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>>48418136
>>ren and stimpy

That show had a lot of unsettling moments. How in the world did they pitch that show.

>>48418161
>ayy lmao

>>48418161
Cute

>>48417698
Yes, i think about merzbow too
>>48418045
Wtf is /pol/ack?

>>48420144
>Wtf is /pol/ack?
idgaf if its bait, it means someone from /pol/

>>48411437
How come this supposed music board hasn't recommended the best music for babies?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soothing_Sounds_for_Baby my baby listened to this before he was born and he's smart as fuck.

Cryptopsy, Deicide, Gorguts, and even though they're pleb-tier, Cannibal Corpse.

>>48420144
A /pol/lock (that's how it's spelled) is someone who frequents the most cancerous board on 4chan.

>>48420318
Is this good? Because it sounds quite enjoyable...

>>48413373
>Taking /pol/ seriously
>Shitposting ebin /pol/ maymays
>Being a racist shithead
>m-muh bio-truths
You'd fit in very well on reddit.

>>48420497
No lie, the other day some /pol/dancer came in praising reddit. He was like "well why can't i go on both sites".

>>48420443
Good for adults, good for kids, best for babies and the unborn.

>>48411437
You should play exclusively Loop music and Ambient music.

>>48420431
I always used the term "/pol/dancer".

>>48417698
3 months old and already listening to pretentious, talentless hacks and having shit taste.

>>48420318
>>48420443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRit-gzEjs

>>48420431
I though it was /pol/lack?

>>48420565
>>48420598
This sounds really amazing, especially if you consider when it was recorded.

>>48417323
My friend happens to have some

>>48420318
>my baby
this makes me feel uncomfortable

>>48421014
I meant my infant son.

>>48420497
says the beta fedora-wearing redditer gb2 ur hugbox this is 4chan

dont be mad that you got brainwashed by the liberal media

pls dont stop op

>>48421108
this is even worse pls stop

>>48418183
The world was better then. I wonder if our generation will reverse all the fucked up shit of the grown gen x bastards that ruined the world.

>>48420987
This is disgusting

>>48421259
My 6month old boy who listens to better music than you.

>>48421284
>gen Xers ruined the world

no. They have become insufferable cunts sure but its the old men running everything, its still the boomers

>>48421377
I think is a combination of both. At least with the boomers we had ren and stimpy. now everything is anime.

>>48421284
It's you that ruined the world with your hipster shit and chavvy behaviour. Be a man for once and own up to your responsabilities instead of relying on your parents you total fucking shut-in failure.

>>48421448
I haven't had a chance to ruin anything yet and I'm no hipster, just knowledgeable.

>>48421448
And that's where I think gen x ruined the world more, instead of working to shift the direction of civilization their cynicism made them surrender.

>>48421151
Omg, you're still going.

>>48421447

>>48422225
i wont give up the fight against the jidf and SRSters that easily

>>>>>/tumblr/

>>48422407
What are you even talking about?

>>48417323
>tfw no more porn section on mutracker so I can't share porn with my bros

>>48417323
theres a real human bean in there you fucking werdo

>>48411437

Play this while pregnant,ur kid will grow up to be a great person

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg9mJEE5PeQ

This thread is so funny, pls dont stop

>>48424594
so?

>>48417568