why did aphex twin buy a first aid kit to cure a weakling child
how does aphex twin get moneyhe sells druqks
what did micheal gira say after his mom asked if he wanted sunny-d or capri-sun bring the sun
Who is Aphex Twin a big guy for?4 you
>>47870398Was Aphex Twin the first artist to use that wop-wop-wop sound that we hear in dupstep now?
why didn't micheal gira ask his son 2 bring him some waterthe daughter brings the water
why did Michael gira reform swans?to be kind
what did aphex twin call the child who browses the 4chan music boardmookid.
what does michael gira have on his toast?blood and honey
why did trent reznor return his newly purchased tvit was somewhat damaged
>>47870444no.fuck.
what did aphex twin say when he got his penis trapped in a vice?jynweythek ylow
where does mc ride put his pet when he leaves the housethe cage
what does dan barret do on his spare timewait for black metal records to come in the mail
what's gary numan's favorite pixar moviecars
What's Thom Yorke's favorite magic trick?How to Disappear Completely :^)))
what did trent reznor say when his mom got him a purple sweater for christmasi do not want thiswhat did trent reznor say when he showed up to the party an hour earlywhere is everybody?where does trent reznor keep his retainer at night?right where it belongswhat did trent reznor say to his friend after getting hired to work at mcdonalds with himi'm looking foward to joining you, finallywhy did aphex twin cross the road.0180871r
why did ice cube go to the doctorto check himself
>mfw none of you are funny
what did ice cube say when he was reflecting on his daytoday was a good day
why did earth have trouble exciting the fun housea multiplicity of doors
>>47870398what does mc ride want for his girls?adobe flash
where did red house painters first meeton strawberry hill
what did steve albini say when he was whipping his bdsm partner who was dressed up as the girl from inspector gadgetbad penny
what did animal collective say when sky ferreira asked if they want some ice creamwhy would i want? sky
what did bonnie prince billy say when he met mc ride?i see a darkness
what did aphex twin say when he fell down the stairs while talking on the phone?Kladfvgbung Micshk
what did the caribou do when after it jumped in the river?swim
what did shania twain say when she got homehoney, i'm home
>>47870686lel
what did the police say to kanye west in his cardrive slow
what did dance gavin dance order when they went to the fancy restaurant?caviar
what did the ramones do to the nerdbeat on a brat
what did david byrne tell you when you arrived at his house to pull out the weed from his yard? (he is paying you 20 dollars an hour!)Pull Up The Roots
what did mark kozelek say when someone said he would beat up benhey! bens my friend
What did Trent Reznor say after he fucked Courtney Love?This slut saw my small penis. I'm going to deny that ever happened forever!
aphex twin, where would you rank avril lavinge among hottest qtsavril 14th
what did mr bungle say when the maître d asked how he wanted his pasta preparedsqueeze me macaroni
why is kate bush so amazingshe made a deal with god
what did the residents eatspotted pinto bean
why did slint go to applebeesfor dinner...
>>47870756epic
why did juicy j end up in a hospitalhe tripped
what did michael gria say when he looked at the line for the water slidei see them all lined up
what did daniel johnston say when he was introduced to a successful black CEObig business monkey
How often does Kevin Shields watch movies?Sometimes.
What does richard d james wash his hair with?alberto balsam
What is Steve Albini>>47870661what is Steve albini's favorite chewing gum?bazooka Joewhat did Steve Albini order at the sea food restaurant? trouser minnowwhat did Steve Albini's dermatologist say after his exam. you have what they call passing complexion.
what did chvrches say when the boat started sinkingwe sink
when asked for regular or mild hot sauce what did mike paradinas and richard d. james's side project "mich & rich" choosereg
what did nile rodgers say when he ate something tastyyum yum
what did cap'n jazz say when robert deniro asked them ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?Yes I'm Talking To You
David Bowie, Y R U in the hospital????Always Crashing in the Same Car :^((
What did i let squarepusher drive last weekend?my red hot car
why does aphex twin like giving oral sex to asian menyellow calx
>>47870872lmao
Where do the red hot chili peppers shoot heroin?under the bridge
why did morrisery need to be a new lightbulb frankly mr shankly
what did chief keef say when he was asked about death gripsi don't know dem
what does yung lean drink to say hydrated?gatorade
what does midori like to do during the wintersuki
what was avey tare struggling to hold when him and his family were packing up after a nice day at the beach?3 umbrellas
>>47870428epic meem
What did mcride say to the copsfuk u i got some shit up my sleeves
>>47870943what did mcride yell at the farmer after spending a few hours as a farm hand?
what did seth putnam say to his girlfriend's dadi'd love to have your daughter's hand in marriage
what did aphex twin write in his log after peeking on naked girlsPeek 824545201
>>47870955this is violence now
When does venetian snares get payed?Welfare Wednesdays
>>47870961
hey dr dre ;)sup anon, do you like bofa D's???bofa D's what???Deeez Nuuuts (featuring Warren G, Snoop Dogg, Dat Nigga Daz and Nate Dogg) ;^)))
>>47870956>lmao theres no coconuts involved
>>47870533hahahaha
let's smoke some bones
>>47871002
what did bones say when someone asked if he was humanim just a deadboy
>>47870533
What does Bjork do when her wool gets all tangled up?has a sad cum bb :^)
when you asked michael gira for execersive advice, what did he tell you?flex your arms
Why did The Beatles cross Abbey Road?
what did little weezy say when people doubt himbelieve me
>this entire threadI'm fucking dying and I don't even know why
what does cam'ron do when he encounters rude cameraskilla cam
>>47870533genius
What is 2pac's favorite football play?Hail Mary
What did MC Ride have to say about the sound quality of"Jenny Death?IT'S CLIPPING BITCHwait...
what did eazy-e do at the supermarketnothing because he died of aidsit was very tragic
why does alice glass suffer from post traumatic stress disordervietnam
why did aphex twin kill himselfvorhosbn
What did Aphex Twin need after a long run?Ventolin
Why did Burial go to the police station?To report his Stolen Dog. :(
what did aphex twin name his albumselected ambient works volume 1 85 - 92
where did daft punk go on touraronud the world
What did aphex twin call a midget?funny little man
What's Four Tet's favourite radio station?Kool FM
how old is danny brown30
where was big l buried when he diedda graveyard
what did Lil B say when asked how he beats the pussyI beat the bitch pussy like I beat my son
What did lil b do when his bitch wanted child support?He put da bitch on life support
>>47871230GOD DAMN
what did three 6 mafia tell their moms as children when they were thirsty after playing outside in the heat?time for da juice mane
Why did Burial got arrested?Because he killed a Rival Dealer.
what does mac demarco say every mondaygoodbye weekend
what did american football say on the weather channel when there was a tornadostay home
what did zach hill do in the bathroomhe shit green bricks
>>47871307Actually he took a picture of his dick, but there's no joke here, so eh....
what is zach hill's favorite gamesecond life
what did giles corey say when he heard the antlersthats it im going to do it
>>47870648I don't even know why I laughed.
The Knife, what r u doing at the hospital??She's Having a Baby :)
>>47870813this one amused me
>>47871353REKt
>>47871269because he didn't pay for his ticker on the Nite Train :^)
where were unwound's french friesbelow the salt
what age group is the majority of fans of the band my chemical romance teenagers
What did James Blake say when a /mu/tant told him "yo James why u never post some shit in sharethreads?"I never learnt to share
>>47871423I laughed.
what did mark kozelek name his dogi saw the film the song remains the same
>>47871359how's the pain?full of fire
What's the only thing that Michael Gira can't do?To Be Kind.
how many times did lil b kill1 time remix
what place did portishead end up in at the running marathonthird
>>47871437thank you, it really means a lot to me
>>47870611>why did aphex twin cross the road>.0180871r
>>47871507hahahaha wat
HEY JAMES MURPHY!! Somebody's Calling Me
>>47871353what did paul silberman say when he heard giles coreythats it im going undersea
>>47871537fuck, i chortled
>>47870609ebin :DD
>>47871167HAHAHAHA
what did modest mouse say when he hit a police carwho cares, we'll all float on ;^)
i'm about to get banned but this shit is ok?
What did Bilinda tell Kevin when he stuck his pee-pee into her hoo-ha?I can see it but I can't feel it
>>47870686kekd
what was written on the text the weeknd sent to his friend in the hospitalget well soon xoxo
What did Thom Yorke say to Jonny Greenwood when he was reluctant about joining Radiohead as the lead guitarist?Anyone Can Play Guitar
why did biggie want to work in a bakeryhe loved the dough
what did phil elverum say when he went to the poolit was hot, we stayed in the water
what did flying lotus say when they got his order wrong at mcdonaldspickled!
How much money did Danny brown lose gambling? 25 bucks
why was the killers afraid to watch the eurovision song contestthe dancers weren't human
>>47870648Jesus christ why am I laughing
>>47871522winner
What was Aphex Twin's last text before he caused his fatal car accident?Omgyjya-Switch7
what is Aphex Twin's best song?Stone In Focus
Where did Ozzy fly in his airplane?Over the Mountain
>>47870593Did you listen to the muchellapalooza interview? He said people ask him all the time if the records have come yet, and it's really fucking stupid.
How does Maynard James Keenan like his grilled cheese cut?Right in Two
Why does Thom Yorke have an 'h' in his name?He stole it from Jonny Greenwood.
>>47872096this thread is ironic
>>47872184Like all things on /mu/, since you know... hipster love irony. :^)captcha: isuscalc excellent
>>47871083Because they were fucking awful.
What was Dominick Fernow's reaction to 9/11?He Held the Victims Responsible
what did Wayne Coyne say when he bit his tongue while skydiving?clouds taste metallic
how often does The Field jack offeveryday
What is Richard David James' least favorite food?Mashed Potatoes
>>47872353Why doesn't he like mashed potatoes?
what did mark mothersbaugh build after fans burnt down his wooden gate in rage after "something for everybody" was released?gates of steel
what's ghostface killah's favorite movieironman
what is aphex twin's favorite drug?xtal meth
>>47872376because bbydhyonchord
what was kendrick lamar like as a boy?good kid
>>47871156Hehehe
When is the only time you get to fuck Bilinda Butcher?When you sleep
Where are Cocteau Twins planning on going on holiday next year?Heaven or Las Vegas
What did Aphex Twin say when he met a /mu/tant Where's Your Girlfriend?
>>47870872aphex kek
what did thom yorke do after he got bit by a spiderclimb up the walls
What did Richard D. James say when he saw an elephant for the first time?Not Disturbing Mammoth
What did Mr. Ride say when Billy asked him if he wanted some pretzelsBilly Not Really
what did britney spears say after ten guys came on her facegimme more
What did Panda Bear say when he had sex with Rosie?Rosie Oh
What do you call Varg burning down a church in a Halloween costume?A blessing in disguise.
what did Big L do with his shirtput it on
>>47872929dead
what did MC Ride say when he saw some violencethis is violence now (don't get me wrong)
>>47872964oshitnoRIP in piece Big L
>>47872184my point isn't that it's not ironic, just that it's tired as fuck.
What do you call Boards of Canada when you walk in on them eating out your mom?Sixtyniners
What is DarkSydePhil's favorite Modest Mouse song?"Pressing the Buttons"
How often does Amon Tobin play Foley Room?Always
What did Aphex Twin say after an encounter with a Japanese werewolf?Wax the Nip
>>47872006Don't agree, but that song gives me massive feels.
why did j.cole land his jet in calito let nas down
>>47872214Huh...
>>47873062yes, it is
>>47873115fucking kek
What do you call it when Richard has to kill a chicken by cutting its head off with his dick while jacking off?Wet tip hen ax>>47873308This one is good
Why does the Chernobyl man hate Chance the Rapper?Because he spiraled into alcoholism following the loss of his wife of 20 years, and after rejecting his friends and family, destroying his dreams of becoming a marine biologist (one he had ever since his father bought him those National Geographic VHS tapes as a birthday present when he was little with the minuscule income he made) and the death of his father, he listened to Cocoa Butter Kisses and didn't like it.
What did Jeff Mangum say as he climaxed during his session with the handsome escort?Oh Comely
>>4787342610/10
What did Rob Brown say to Sean Booth after they watched a soccer game?1 1 isWhat did Sean Booth say to Rob Brown after Rob started a thread on /mu/?YuopWhat method of transportation do Autechre prefer to take while reading about typography?TankakernWhy do Autechre recycle paper products?The Trees
Jeff Mangum's daughter: "What political party is our family dad?""Communist Daughter"
>>47873722
What do you call it when Jeff Mangum is getting a blowjob in his backyard vegetable patch?Gardenhead
>>47871156fuck
>>47870598what a pleb
>>47872589;_;
>>47870830>what did Steve Albini's dermatologist say after his exam. >you have what they call passing complexion.I like it
What does Marc Almond call his dick?Soft Cell
What day of the week Venetian Snares hate the most?Öngyilkos Vasárnap
>>47870411nice spelling you piece of shit
What did the members of Boards of Canada do after helping out a struggling artist?SixtyNiner
>>478752988/10i'm getting p. mad at this
>>47870648>>47870686CARLOS!
>>47870533my sides
whats death grips favorite animalbirds :)
>>47870723was not expecting DGD
>>47870678lold
What's David Byrne's favorite St Vincent songParis is Burning
>>47878665:)
Thom Yorke, Chris Martin, and Matthew Bellamy walk into a bar. Radiohead a shit.
>>47878823i actually lol'd
What did billy corgan say when he went campingthe world is a campfire
What does Varg always say to his annoying neighbor?Jesus, Tod.