Who's the most patrician character in Seinfeld?
newman, clearly
we all know the answer
Of the main characters? Elaine.
Official Seinfeld Character Patrician Rankings1. Babu Baht2. Bob Sacamano3. Frank Costanza4. J. Peterman5. Judge Reinholdt's character6. Cosmo Kramer7. Morty Seinfeld8. George9. Newman10. Mickey (the midget)
Mr. Bookman is the obvious answer
>>47089064>kramer>more patrician than seinfeld
>>47089099Ohhhh shit. How did I forget about him? He goes at the top of this list>>47089064
Pic related, easily
>Pleb: "Lel that wacky Kramer guy">Casual: "Jerry. He's the straight man and he's always got a funny crack.">Patrician: "George."
>>47089163Why is he so goofy bros?
>>47089064Sacamano never even makes an appearence in the show. this list is shit
>>47089277And yet he's one of the most well known Seinfeld characters and has a distinct personality and his own legacypretty patrician if you ask me. you probably didn't even understand the show.
>>47088865Elaine. How are you even asking this question?
How can you people say Elaine. remember the episode where she likes the song "Slow Ride". thats a terrible song
>>47089064>implying Peterman isn't the most patrish
1. Snoopy2. Prickly Petein that order
>>47089423Plus she can't dance.
>>47089423She also likes KC And The Sunshine Band and also The Eagles.
>>47089477Her dancing was 2deep4you. That'll be how we all dance in 20 years
1. Jimmy
>>47089477
>>47089510this
THE DRAKE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THE DRAKE?
>>47089533I hate the Drake
>>47089423Hey man, take it easy
>>47089469wasn't it Slippery Pete?
1. Pack E. Derm2. Bob Sacamano3. Frank Costanza's Lawyer4. Lloyd Brawn5. Uncle Leo6. Mendlebaum Sr.7. Jake Jarmel8. Russel Dalrymple9. Kenny Banya10. Alton Benes
>implying anyone from seinfeld is patrician
>there are people posting on /mu/ RIGHT NOW that don't think Frank Costanza is the GOAT non-regular Seinfeld character
>>47089670>doesn't understand seinfeld
>>47089694Serenity Now
How has no one said this yet?
>>47089694>not Jack Klompus
>>47089277>appearing on screen>1997How does it feel to be so fucking plebeian?
That one kid Elaine falls in love with without realizing he's just a boy who rents all those patrician movies
>>47089670If seinfeld is P4k, Fraiser is TMTtwo sides of the same coin
>>47089163>dismissing kramer as lolsorandom and not appreciating the virtuoso physicality of michael richard's cosmono anon you are the pleb
>>47089743Vincent
Season 4 is the best season.
>tfw no Bookman spinoff series>tfw no Peterman spinoff series>tfw no Jackie Chiles spinoff series
>>47090018a bookman series would have been incredible
>>47090018>tfw imagen what Senfeld would be like today
>>47090018at least curb your enthusiasm is bretty gud
>>47090114https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday
>>47090114watch curb your enthusiasm s7
>>47090114it's always sunny in philadelphiathat is to say, the same show with people a great deal dumber
is seinfeld a good tv show to watchI never saw it growing up in the uk
>>47090139Seinfeld was Jews: The Series.Curb is Jews Who Say Fuck
>>47088865cosmo is this even a choice?
>>47090146>>47090154>>47090165was referencing thishttps://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000
>>47089423I fucking hate Slow Ride so fucking much
>>47089885this guy
>>47089533I'm friends with the guy who played The Drake.I love The Drake.
>>47090168it's my favorite showhighly recommend
>>47090168It's one of the greatest shows ever. You owe it to yourself. It's held up better than any show I can think of, especially being a 90's era comedy.
>>47090179wtf is this shit. Modern Seinfeld is better
>>47090168Watch it if you're white
>>47090179hahahaha followed
>>47090231>doesn't get itenjoy being a pleb
>>47090146This is awful
>>47090260check out >>47090179
>>47090168It's the Beatles of TV.So yeah, it's good, I guess.
>>47090231you dont get weird twitter msn
>>47090250it's hilarious right?
>>47090179great
>>47090168it's a very funny show with great comically flawed characters about their comically meaningless lives.
>>47090293I enjoy and appreciate the beatles music>>47090235I am. But that makes me wonder - would I not like it if I was black/brown? Why not?>>47090216>>47090204I will take these posts into account
>>47090293Nah Friends is the beatles of TV. Seinfeld is the Duke Ellington of TV.
>>47090350>would I not like it if I was black/brown? I am black and seinfeld is my favorite show
>>47090353nah friends is like the monkees of tv come on.
>>47090179This is idiotic
>>47090179christ I normally hate those novelty twitter feeds but this is fjus fucking hilarious
>>47090350Probably not because it has clever humor, the main characters are good civilians, and there's no nudity
>>47090367Thank you, this is comforting to know.though I seem to remember reading at one point that one of the cast members is like SUPER racist or something to that effect. is that something that manifests itself in the show at all? idk if that's something I wanna be internalizing
>>47090368There's no way Seinfeld will be represented with a pleb genre like pop.
>>47090374Uncle Leo breakup with his new GF becase she listen to Macklemore JERY: You dumped her over Mackelmore?? UNCLE LEO: Hes an anti semite!how is this anything but hilarious
>>47090304Im laughing scrolling through these
>>47090353Friends a shit for the most part.OFFICIAL FRIENDS RANKINGS:1. Phoebe2. Joey3. Chandler4. Monica (Late)5. Chandler and Monica6. Ross7. Monica (Early)8. Rachel9001. Ross and Rachel
>>47090403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0here's what you're probably thinking of. be warned though its pretty uncomfortable to watch
>>47090403Michael Richards (Kramer) called some guys niggers at a stand up show he was doing. It was really shitty of him but if you still follow him you can tell he deeply regrets it. He talks about it on Jerry's new webseries and it's really depressingIt's not in the show at all though, fortunately
>>47090449>Chandler not firstStep it up
>>47090403No, no, goy. Seinfeld pushes multiculturalism on you good goys. It even introduced a number of yiddish words into the American vernacular. Drink up, and enjoy.
>>47090434it's so fucking funnynovelty twitters are stupid but this account is gold, JerryGOLD
>>47090481
>>47090449>Decent tierSeasons 1- 4>Horrendous recycled plots and jokes tierOnwards.
>>47090462>Michael Richards (Kramer) called some guys niggers at a stand up show he was doing.He didn't just call them niggers for no reason, the guy was haggling him and calling him washed up and shit and he just didn't react to it very well.
>>47090424That's too specific and insignificant for Seinfeld to tackle, it's not believable that an old woman would listen to Macklemore, and it doesn't show a knowledge of the characters, barely of the show. Modern Seinfeld is much closer to what a modern episode of the show would be like, such as "Jerry finds out he's not funny over text messages," or "Kramer tries to avoid March Madness all month so he can DVR the tournament and binge-watch it all."
>>47090481don't listen to this dumbass
>>47090481Since when do we share this board with /pol/ocks?
>>47090523I didn't mean to imply it was for no reason, my badIt was still a really bad way to react to heckling
>>47090481>Seinfeld pushes multiculturalism Nah, it was the early 90's, the Jew was focus on gays.
>>47090293But the Beatles are fucking terrible, how can you say that
>>47090528Yeah Modern Seinfeld is way better. Seinfeld 2001 is like 16 year old humor tier
>>47090557True, shouldn't be doing live acts in the first place if you don't know how to handle banter
>>47090528>being this stupidare you serious, anon?
>>47090544Since the inception of 4chan.
>>47090519For a second I thought you were talking about Seinfeld there.
>>47090604what would something like that look like for seinfeld?
>>47090528>>47090577>still doesn't get itconfirmed plebs
>>47090587fagtron etc.
>>47090621Still thinks lolsorandom shit is funnyconfirmed for being 16
>>47090455now this is art
>>47090615>Everything before the finaleamazing>The finaleehhhh
>>47090644why is that?
>>47090621I think it's just one guy in this thread hyping that Seinfeld 2000 shit
>>47090638>implying this is lolsorandom at alljesus christ anon, get it togetheryou're embarrassing yourself
any seinfeld boards you guys visit?
>>47090659yeah definitely some serious samefag going onprobably the creator of it
>>47090615>Season 1-2Great>The restGod tier TV
>>47090669/pol/
>>47090659nah, I posted it and have replied to everyone that liked/disliked itthe account is satiremu seriously doesn't understand satire
>>47090667Scrolling through it, it looks like a 16 year old got drunk and tried to imitate Modern Seinfeld and did a really sloppy, half-ass job
>>47090709>mu doesn't laugh at my shitty jokes
>>47090528I don't think you get that Seinfeld2000 started as a parody /of/ modern Seinfeld. The intentional misspellings, the shitty photoshops, etc, is what makes it hilarious. The plot imagenings are pretty funny in light of modern Seinfeld's super topical and kind of tepid plot ideas
>>47090679the creator of Seinfeld2000 writes for vicedumbass
>>47090736thisfinally someone understands
>>47090736Yeah, no shit.
>>47090182take it easy
>tfw Modern Seinfeld lost extreme popularity after Larry David insulted it >tfw Seinfeld2000 is a parody of that
>>47090822Larry David is hilarious but his ego is kind of ridiculous.
>>47090859his ego is the reason I and everyone loves him
>>47090819
>>47090822Yeah he's kind of a cunt but he looks good in a cape
>>47090659>i don't get it so no one can
>>47090897
>>47090913It's not that, people on /mu/ don't usually jerk each other off this hard
>>47090913as with most twitter accounts, it really is not that hard to "get", its just not remarkably funny. you honestly laugh out loud at this shit?
>>47090927no one's really jerking each other offthe account is funnypeople find it funnythat's it
>>47088865why is this on /mu/Bob Sacamano
>>47090946shut up faggot
>>47090867He's a cunt
>>47090970because /mu/ has somewhat better taste in visual media than /tv/which isn't really to /mu/s credit, its just that /tv/ is a shithole
>>47090942>ELANE: Hey Jery this is my new boyfrend, hes vegetarien>Camera zoom in on carot>JARY: Thats VEGETEBLE>not L O L funnytoo many layers for yousorry you dont get it
>>47091023how do people not get how this is funnyjesus christ that's hilarious
>>47091023>layers
Easy.
>>47091057>tfw you'll never get fucked in your ass by shreks big fucking fat onion cock
>>47090867I think it was pretty obvious though that he doesn't like Modern Seinfeld because it showed that some kid from the middle of nowhere could pretty accurately duplicate Seinfeld episode plots.
>>47091047people get it dumbass, its just not hilarious. same for most "weird twitter" shit, its just circlejerking
>>47091070holy shit forgot all about thatthat snickers bar episode is so funny
>>47091084>some kid from the middle of nowherethey have a team of professional writersthink about thatjust think about it
>>47091086lol k enjoy not getting it
>>47089064>no Jackie ChilesFucking pleb
>>47091084>posting 140char vague suggestions>accurately duplicating Seinfeld episode plots
>>47091084good one ;)
>>47090657Its a clip show.The actual ending scene is great, the rest of the episode is boring.
>>47090997/tv/ is a shithole ... I wish it was better
>>47091086>dumbassmy iq is mensa level kidif you dont find this twitter funny you're just not getting it
>>47091086i really love weird twitter. also <3 wetbutt and skylark <3
>>47091232that's not true at all
>>47091238I still think there should be a film board and a tv board. tv board can have hollywood film too maybe I just wish I could discuss good shit somewhere other than passing comments on /mu/
https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/471127419651231745this is hilariousfuck all of you
>>47091248wettbutt is an abusive piece of shit fyi
>>470888651. Frank Costanza2. George Costanza
>>47091315>>47091239>so much insecurity Jesus. Not everybody thinks the same shit is funny.
>>47091355whoa buddy calm down there
>>47091355yeah i guess that's true, some people just dont get stuff
>>47091379
>>47091238/tv/ is where I go to shitpost
>>47091350abusive? how so? i really don't know anything about him. i just think his twitter is really funny and weird.
>>47091412I go here, everyone is really easy to upsetexample, this thread
>>47091248>comparing Seinfeld2000 to wetbutt and skylarkugh
>>47091315I fucking hate Weird Twitter but some of these are actually pretty amusing
>>47091521it might have seemed like i was comparing them, but no i wasn't. i just wanted to name drop because i think they're spesh.
>>47091571Seinfeld2000 isn't weird twitter, only people that don't understand it instantly go with the >lolsorandom thingread this >>47090736
>>47090179would krame browse /pol/?
Elaine is more cultured but Kramer is more je ne sais quoi.Outside of the main cast, J Peterman.
>>47090168I just love how everyone here admits its fantastic>tfw /mu/ has a consensual agreement on something
>>47093132The only significant group of people that doesn't like it is teenagers who saw all its archetypes and jokes in sitcoms that came after it before watching the genesis.
>>47090819top kek
>>47090179>hope you ready for the next episode
>>47089163came here to post this
>>47089064no syd fieldsare you havin a laff
>>47089163only correct answer
>>47088865George sees through it all
>>47091350abusing women is, in fact, epic
>>47095728hey now come on, they were a good group, they've had enough trouble with their guitarist passing away to put up with guys like you