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99% chance she is pretending to like those bands to impress a hip dude much more attractive than you.

just message her for fuck sakes

>>45940731

yes

don't, you will sound like a total sperglord

comment on one of her statuses with whatever you would message her. if she responds/seems into it, you have been given the go ahead to send her messages

>I didn't expect you to be into death grips

It's easy

>>45940801
this, don't be a pussy OP

wow, this is a thread.

>>45940779
>>45940779
>>45940779

top kek

you have a common interest just be like "hey you have great music taste" or some shit and go from there

don't go pls respond or any of that shit if she's not into it

the fact that you had to come on /mu/ to ask for advice already means you are a failure.

god, do you even have friends?

>>45940779
ok i commented this
>>45940801

its weird because i barely know this girl ive talked to her twice

>>45940937
not him, but no.

i want friends though. can someone here help me make friends? i really want some. anyone to be my friend.

>>45940937
"We" are his friends

>>45940976
>asking people to be your friend on an anonymous image board

socially retarded/10

>>45940976
where do you live?

>>45941007
>We

>>45940943
u just made her self-conscious gj

>>45940943
she said "Yeah :)"

is this a go ahead

>>45941019
i'm not asking for people here to be my friend. i just want people here to help me make friends.

>>45940943
You fucked up

>>45941037
yes ask her to let u make sex to her

>>45941037
Offer to give her the ol' lickaroo

>>45941037
she clearly wants to bang

ask her if she's a virgin

>>45940801
this is exactly what to not say. jesus op this is how you make her feel self conscious and how you appear to be a huge dick for making assumptions about her personality

>>45941037
you're practically married now

>>45941037
bro, really?
>Yeah :)
can you not see?
>eah :)
>h :)
>:)
>)

you are fucked bro, this is bad when girls do that...sorry

>>45941037
ok I did this
>>45941065
what now?

>>45940943
omg you goofed hard. you can still right this fucking ship. i dunno how though gl

>>45941104
what. smiley faces are always good.

>>45941104
this
it's clearly passive-aggressive
it would be (: if it wasn't

>be me
>girl ask me to fix hisi laptop
>it only needed an adobe flash update
>she puts on music
>it's animal collective
>we fucked that day

>>45941037
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>45940772
Please do it

>>45941123
>be me

>>45941123
congratulations you and you're girlfriend are plebs

>>45940731
its more like she likes those bands + she wants everyone to know she listens to them

>>45941121
uh bro, you clearly have no idea about the meta of smiley faces...that is why you are here asking us, because you dont know. you are clueless...its OK, you might be able to repair this.

my advice, be passive. send her something like:
haha ok TTYL 8)


but STAY ONLINE its very important to stay online, make her feel like she isnt worth your time

>>45941123
epic mailto friend :)

>>45941123
>be me
>hisi
>AnCo
no
>>>/reddit/
>>>/lurkmore/

>>45941181
what is the significance of "TTYL" being in all caps here?

>>45941181
I'm not OP

>>45941115
fuck you thats not me
>>45941118
>>45941104
>>45941096
>>45941065
>>45941064
>>45941057
I asked her if she heard/what she thinks of Exmilitary and she said "idk"

i dont think she's feeling it

>>45941122
underrated post

>>45941240
LMAO
>asking a girl what she thinks of a specific album by a band she likes
lol
just lol op

>>45941240
give her the takyon

>>45941181
overthinking your online status is beta as fuck

>>45941240
>>45941240
yeah she's not feeling it at all

>>45941240
oh shit son game over

>>45941240
she went from smiley face to "idk"?

what the fuck. fuck girls man, they make no sense. she's not worth your time, anon.

>>45941240
>"idk"

i suggest you quit now.

>>45941240
ya blew it, send dick pix to try and smooth it over

>>45941240
you fuxxed up bro. search yourself a good porn for later

>>45941250
I think >>45941188 is what makes it.

>>45941255
yeah tbh that was a silly mistake
should've asked what else she was into

>>45941240
>I asked her if she heard/what she thinks of Exmilitary

>>45941217
its subconsciousness, it leaves the girl thinking "hmmm, he really wants to talk to me, hes being demanding"

>>45941262
uhhh, youre on 4chan bro

>>45941240
post pic

>>45941240
bro YOURE IN
congrats

ASK HER OUT, she said IDK because she wants you to teach her

tell her: "OK I will show you it"

>>45941240
I've had similar experiences, just drop her now.

>>45941308
good point, and the fact that he stays online will give her the message that he doesn't actually want to talk with her
which is good
mixed signals are good

Responding with one word more than once is not a big deal. If it happens more than once, she's not into you and you should give up quickly before you go full retard

>>45941240

event this pleb bitch knows exmilitary is dg's worst album

>>45941335
DON'T SAY THAT, OP
JUST DON'T

>>45941335
ya

tell her you should listen to it together and you will teach her about takyons and culture shocks

OP teach her how to swim

>>45940713

If you have to ask what to do on the Internet, it's already too late. You need to know who you are, and do whatever it is you do, whether you're a dick, nice guy, whatever -- and do it without asking anyone else.

Otherwise, spaghetti.

she is a pleb. i'm calling it. dont waste you're time with her

>>45941358

Oops, looks like I'm the retard

*Responding with one word once

i just messaged her

"can i put a coat hanger in your vagina, man? ;)"

she's part of the ARG xD

>>45941428
this was clear when she liked death grips

>>45941428
no, he should do it regardless and unplebify her

i commented "check this out" and linked guillotine

>>45941496
I hope you aren't actually OP

>mfw

>>45941496

>>45941496
jfc just stop

>>45940731
This.

/thread

>>45941025
in northern va.

>>45941496

This whole thread is a trainwreck and now I feel pretty good about myself all of a sudden

>>45941240
Just say this:
"I got the nasty in my taxi, you need a lift?"
Throw in a winky face if you're a faggot

>>45941496
Should have commented "check this out" and then sent her a picture of you reenacting the nldw cover

gril here, i wouldnt get within 10 miles of ops dih

>>45941519
>>45941523
>>45941524
>>45941527
that wasn't me

i gave up after the exmilitary comment

then another dude commented on the video and said "Awesome taste in music!" and she was like "yeah I'm just getting into them tho haha they're great :)"

does she want his dick?

>>45941631
hahaha
do this.

ask her if she has a volcano pussy that could melt your peter

>>45941631
this is a good idea
if she replies "lol" that means shes a real dg fan
if she freaks out she's a lying pleb

>>45941653
no she is savoring the attention

>>45941618
>if
have you been reading this thread?
>>45941653
holy shit ahahahahaha

>>45941653
hahahahahaha oh shit son

painful

>>45941653

Yep

Sorry, she was baiting him the whole time

Move on OP

>>45941653
Yeah you're fucked

What the fuck was your first comment

>>45941653
Would you consider yourself qt, op?

>>45941692
it was this
>>45940801

The fact that so many books still name Death Grips....etc,ect, you know the rest OP

>>45941653
>yeah I'm just getting into them tho haha they're great :)
>:)
Sounds like a pleb, OP. Forget er.

>>45941692
>>45941706
notice how op's comment makes her feel insecure whereas other more attractive (just assuming) dude's compliments her

>>45941700
I'm like a 6-7
the other guy has all these girls on his D
i listen to the same music as him yet they all like him and not me why is that

>>45941746
tbh 'great taste in music' was the perfect thing to say. Even if OP had said it, would have got the same reaction, surprised this whole thread couldn't think of shit

>>45941746
thats because OP is a retard
why on earth he took /mu/s advice and said "i didnt think you'd be into death grips"
its like saying "i thought this was above your tastes" or something like that

>>45940731
haha yeah

>>45941653
>>45941793
Dude, just send her a pic of your dick.
That's the only way to save yourself.
Not even joking.

>>45941793
it's ok anon just start listening to harsh noise and field recordings and girls with want ur dick soon enough
>>45941805
For real.

>>45941793
MUSIC TASTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

>>45941805
>expecting /mu/ to know how to talk to qt's

>>45941793
Idk, just try and find a qt gf who has similar interests to you so that your relationship isn't completely based on looks.

I'm going to start playing power electronics live shows so that I can get a really angry gf, it's going to be great

>>45941917
why do you want an angry gf that sounds scary

both those are relatively well known

go away kid