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All the best guitarists are tall.

Buckethead (arguably most skilled and innovative guitarist) is like 10 feet tall and breathes fire.

Paulo Gilberto is 6'4.5, alpha.
Yngwie Malmsteem is 6'2" alpha perfect height
Steve Vai is 6' alpha
Guthrie is 5'11 alpha

There are no good short guitarists. Satriani is like 5'8" but he has to use his tremolo because his manlet fingers aren't big enough.

Inb4 no one replies because /muh/ has been taken over by indie hipsters.

BACK IN MY DAY /MU/ WAS A METAL BOARD.

>> No.45159063

>>45159041
for a bitter oldfaggot you sure made a terrible thread

>> No.45159097

>>45159063
Give me head fuck nigga

>> No.45159102
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45159102

Everything about your post is fucking terrible, including your taste in gay porn. Shame on you.

>> No.45159108

Damn op what an amazing thread you bring up good points let me suck your cock

>> No.45159118

wow thanks boss my op just fired me

>> No.45159121

>All the best guitarists are tall.

PRINCE
oops, it seems your argument just died
what do OP?

>> No.45159131

>>45159102
This is the part where the tripfag posts in a shitty thread just for the sake of posting in it for attention.

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>>45159041

>6'
>5'11"
>tall

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45159134

I agree; Swag NInja is 6'3.

>> No.45159183

>>45159133
Higher than average counts as tall. And we here at 4chan use AMERICA as reference, so fuck off commie.

>>45159134
Swag ninja had a little babby voice, hearing his squeaky fuckboy voice coming out of 6'3" assmonkey must be hilarious.

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>>45159131

What's that post more handsome guys? Alright.

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45159233

Jake bugg is essentially a midget.

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>>45159197
Ah yes, I've been expecting the classic double post by the histrionic tripfag. Even after shitting in a shitty thread, the tripfag will no doubt reply to any one who quotes him, lest he pass up a chance to bolster his epersona.

>> No.45159265

There are no good young guitarists either. They're all 50 year old washes up faggots from the 80's.

>> No.45159338

>>45159265
Please refer to above post. There is talent out there but the problem is that it's nullified by shitty frontmen. The music is better when the frontman and the guitarist are the same guy

>> No.45159343

>>45159265
Bonamassa
>inb4 plagueing mayer

>> No.45159367

>>45159183
>coming out of 6'3" assmonkey
It's actually a joke, SwagNinja is only 5'6"

>> No.45159411

>>45159367
Really? Now I want to fuck him.

>> No.45159589

This offends me as a short person

>> No.45159650

Wow OP you put a lot of effort into thinking about this subject

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>>45159041
>Inb4 no one replies
you didnt really phrase your post to solicit replies

>> No.45159872

I'm 4'9'' tall, and I still can beat the shit out of everyone here in this thread. Ask me anything.

>> No.45159898

>>45159872
Are you Verne Troyer??

>> No.45159943

>>45159411
>>45159367
>>45159183
He's 6'2.5" technically. Still very tall, I got to meet him at coachella (not as a band)

>> No.45159964

>>45159872
>4'9
>tries to act tough

PFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
*gasps for air*

HAAAAAA HAHA HAH HA HAAH

>> No.45160098

>>45159367
>SwagNinja is only 5'6"

See pic
>>45159134

>> No.45160125

>>45159872
Post dick pls

>> No.45160144

>>45159898
No, unfortunately, I'm not him. He is my inspiration though.

>>45159964
You what mate? If you were right next to me, I'd beat the shit out of you in a second, lanky beta faggot.

>>45160125
It has 7.36 inches of length.

>> No.45160190

I'm 18 years old and I'm 166cm (5'5''). Can I still grow enough to achieve 170cm?

>> No.45160199

>>45160190
probably not

>> No.45160200

>>45159041
the best musicians are manlets
probe me wrong

>> No.45160202

>>45160199
What a shame.

>> No.45160212

>>45160144
LOL

>> No.45160300

>>45160144
You have to take a pic of your dick you faggot

>> No.45160331

>>45159102
>>45159197
Pretty tasty.

>> No.45160708

OP is gay, and has lustful thoughts for big cocks.

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>>45159650
I did. I'm 5'8" and after 5 years of playing I still have to pull my hand against the fingerboard to shred on 5-7-9 frets cleanly and it takes actual effort to do so.

I was wondering "there's gotta be a trick to this shit" and I realized that tall fuckers are better at guitar because their hands are stronger/bigger/fingers are longer.

Total bs.

>> No.45161066

>>45160816
Yes it's total bs that you can't man up and fucking play the guitar without bitching about some tall guy who you think is better than you.

You deserve to be shit.

>> No.45161109

>>45160816
>tall fuckers are better at guitar because their hands are stronger/bigger/fingers are longer.

height doesn't necessary correlate to hand size -- okay maybe a little...

i'm 6'6" and i can barely play a 10th on the piano and i have been playing for over 20 years so it's not like i haven't been stretching my hands like dancers stretch their bodies. ;_; fuck my normal size hands on my giant lank-dank-bod

just buy a smaller scale guitar and you'll be good ;)

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