They say to not clean your ear canal with the q-tip. I don't give a fuck though it feels too good.
Hell yeah nigga, I do this every day.It's like an orgasm on a smaller level. I like feeling clean
they only say that so they won't get sued by idiots who stick it in too far
is that a critically acclaimed indie album?
Try buying one of those kits with the squeeze thing and the liquid and the water. Oooh boy.
>>45151608I have something similar. It's cool and different but it's fucking boring. It's like comparing vaping to smoking weed.
>>45151514>I do this every day>It's like an orgasm on a smaller leveli feel it but i also have an addictive personalityso yeah
They say to not shave around your anus with the razor. I don't give a fuck though it feels too good.
>>45151486disgusting fingernails
>>45151514Imagine headphones that massage your ear canal while playing music into them.
>>45151787q-tips are still #1, but shooting warm water into your ears is something else. Wax just starts running out.
>tfw you have shitty ears and no matter what you always get wax plugged in canalsEvery 6-8 months or so I have to fuck my ears with warm, high pressure water in order to get all that shit out. I don't even smash q-tips in there or anything, it just happens to me naturally.The smell and sight of all that wax that comes out is fucking something else.
>>45151486Use a bobby pin, dude. You're just shoving the wax deeper in your ear with the qtip.
>>45151486is this the newest meme rap album?
>You will never get qtiped by her while licking her nails
I had a major build up of earwax once. It was really deep in my ear canal, and it got so bad that I literally couldn't hear out of one ear. It kinda felt like getting water stuck in your ear after swimming in a pool, but I couldn't get rid of it. So I went to my doctor and she cleared it out with a water pump thing, whatever. Best feeling ever. 10/10. Everything sounded so crisp and vivid afterward. Even the volume of my own voice startled me a little.
>>45151904I'm rock hard just thinking about this
>>45152040What the fuck, man?
Ever use one of those ear scratcher things? It seriously feels like the pleasure of a thousand q-tips. But you have to be careful because I once used it until my ear was bleeding just because it felt so good
has anybody else watched ear wax removal videosit's gross as fuck but it felt so gratifying once the big ugly was finally removed
>>45152726>it's gross as fuck but it felt so gratifying once the big ugly was finally removedIndeedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5m8XTATcus
>>45152583>tfw you will never clog up your hearing and go to the doctor for a qt nurse to get it fixed for you>tfw you will never marry the qt nurse
>>45152843ew EW why would you show this to me
>not owning a patrician ear-cleaning device like myselfhave fun pushing the wax towards your eardrums
>>45153019the fuck is that
>>45153019But Imma, that just looks like a q-tip version of those vibrating toothbrushes.
>>45152726That's exactly how I feel about zip popping videos.
>>45153120*Zit not zip
>>45153120it mostly works because of self-insertion, you imagine yourself as the person who is getting the wax removed, which feels greatbut zits don't feel good under any circumstance, not even removal but popping, i mean isn't that shit painful and bad for you
>>45152040I know this feel completelyall of a sudden one ear (or sometimes both) goes almost completely deaf and I have to bear with it and a slight pain until I can haul my ass to the doctor to get it flushed. I really need to fucking buy one of those things myself.Even using earwax softener regularly doesn't help much.
>>45152726>>45153120I used to be on a pretty big no-fap kick and whenever the urge hit me, I'd resort to these videos. It worked wonders for me.
>>45153207I don't know it's the feeling of a good when it almost makes an audible pop and it's a release of pressure...I don't know it's just ahhhhh
>>45153050>>45153067
>>45153425>an audible pop
>mfw an american near me is use too stupid to use a q-tip
>>45152040Harsh, try to use qtips and see if it helpsMy ears are the opposite, dry flakes are the only things that come out, if ever
>>45152583holy shit I did this once and I completely understandI could run my hands along my shirt and hear the texture of the cloth and my fingertips interact
>>45153470Don't tell me this doesn't make you wethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QECvnnnJlcY
http://youtu.be/DGDAa28zDQI?t=9m19sKek
>>45151486>q-tipping both ears at onceIs this what getting DP'd feels like? So good.
Is your ear itching?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyLa-netY1E
>>45153654>I could run my hands along my shirt and hear the texture of the cloth and my fingertips interactyes. this exactly. it was beautiful.
>>45153908http://youtu.be/UbYyOxbBAnk?t=26shttp://youtu.be/tAr8u619oIY?t=33sKuk
>>45154192I never get freaked out or terrified by stuff but that really is horrifying.
>>45151904oh god i want this to be real
I'm a poorfag so I just roll up a square of toilet paper like a small joint and clean my ears with it.
ITT:>white people being disgusting.
>>45155075just clean your ear with a washcloth, you dense fuck.
>>45153923I don't know, you should ask your mom.
>>45151486>love cleaning ear>decide to shove toothpick in my ear one day to clean deep earwax>mmm feels fucking great scraping side of ear canal>push it in further>strikes really sensitive part of ear>hurts like fuckattempt at your own risk
>>45155290Goddamn!
What you gotta do is do that thing where you roll paper into your ear and light it on fire
>>45155290Its a shame that dude is prolly long gone cuz that was good
>>45155249It wouldn't go deep enough.
>>45155340>decide to shove toothpick in my ear one day to clean deep earwaxPlease don't tell me you actually did this.
>>45155396I didn't exactly jam in right in, I used controlpic related, it was plastic and not 100% rigid
>>45155441whoopssage
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