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>be me
>invite fedora-wearing atheist faggot friend over for vidyas
>i step out to order pizza
>when I get back, he asks if I'm christian
>w-what makes you say that?
>shoves my copy of audio video disco in my face
>oh lawd
>you listen to christian music, anon?
>of course not, that's just their logo, you've seriously never heard of justice?
>that sounds like christian rock, anon
>he seems upset at this "revelation"
>he starts rummaging through my CD collection
>what else have you been hiding, anon?
>pulls out SebastiAn's Total.
>ohfuck.jpg
>he's clearly taken aback
>i-i.. i didn't know you were gay...
>i-it's like i don't even know you anymore...
>i'm not entirely sure what's going on in his head, he just excuses himself and promptly leaves
>i'm still standing there, clutching my justice CD and wondering what the fuck just happened
Has this shit ever happened to anyone else?
| >> | No.44874558 File: 14 KB, 253x253, midori.jpg [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google] >be me >invite fedora-wearing atheist faggot friend over for vidyas >i step out to order pizza >when I get back, he asks if I'm a sexist >w-what makes you say that? >shoves my copy of Hello everyone. Nice to meet you. We are Midori >oh lawd >you listen to degrading music, anon? >of course not, that's just their album cover, you've seriously never heard of ミドリ? >that sounds like a drink you'd spike to take advantage of a girl, anon >he seems upset at this "revelation" >he starts rummaging through my CD collection >what else have you been hiding, anon? >pulls out Voices Of North American Owls. >ohfuck.jpg >he's clearly taken aback >i-i.. i didn't know you were such a sexual deviant... >i-it's like i don't even know you anymore... >i'm not entirely sure what's going on in his head, he just excuses himself and promptly leaves >i'm still standing there, clutching my ミドリ LP and wondering what the fuck just happened
Has this shit ever happened to anyone else? |
| >> | No.44880499 File: 1.06 MB, 900x900, inanaeroplaneoverthesea1.jpg [Show reposts] Image reverse search: [iqdb] [google] >be me >invite fedora-wearing atheist faggot friend over for vidyas >i step out to order pizza >when I get back, he asks if I'm a communist >w-what makes you say that? >shoves my copy of ITAOTS >oh lawd >you listen to godless soviet музыка, anon? >of course not, that's just their album cover, you've seriously never heard of Neutral Milk Hotel? >that sounds like a drink you'd spike to take advantage of a girl in a hotel room, anon >he seems upset at this "revelation" >he starts rummaging through my CD collection >what else have you been hiding, anon? >pulls out MPP >ohfuck.jpg >he's clearly taken aback >i-i.. i didn't know you were such a 4chan browsing faggot... >i-it's like i don't even know you anymore... >i'm not entirely sure what's going on in his head, he just excuses himself and promptly leaves >i'm still standing there, rubbing my penis furiously and wondering what the fuck just happened |