what kind of dog is this?
>>44690947The neutered kind.
>>44690914i believe it's le fluffy shibe
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>>44690914Alaskan Malamute
>>44690914Shibe.It's a furry btw. Not sure if you can tell
>>44690914Sexual predator
i love dogs, they have a real connection to humans (except for the ones that maul your infant child). They understand are emotions and react to them.Cats on the other hand are sly, selfish creatures who really dont give a fuck about you. You will notice and agree that cat lovers are often superficial people. They love them because they are cute, ignoring the fact that they are complete assholes.
>>44690914That one kind you'd like to keep away from your kids.
what type of dog is this?
What kind of dog is this?
>>44692454That's a lion
>>44692345cats suck fat dick. in a bad way.
what kind of dawg is this?
>>44692406that's a tortoise, silly
>>44692345>>44692476Fuck you guys. I love cats.
>>44692554>Fuck you guys. I love cats.thats fine. you have every right to be a faggot. just dont expect me to not call you a fucking faggot.
>>44692551Is it a cat in a hat?
>>44692554You are probably a very superficial person, like most cat lovers. I mean just look at your name. Cats have no positive qualities apart form being cute .
>>44692572Dogs stink, like you bitch.
>>44692648>Cats have no positive qualities apart form being cute .>Being independent is not a positive quality
>>44692686go back to cleaning, instead of fucking, your cats ass glands, nerd.
Cats are good pets for people that dont really want to take care of a pet, but want something cute to stroke occasionally Simply, they are casual as fuck. Pleb pet, if you will.
>>44692648Excuse me, but have you ever had a cat as a pet?
>>44692729fucking casuals, man. disgusting.
I don't know man I've met some pretty chill cats in my time.
>>44690914>tfw you realize thats not a real dogsweating
>>44690914a poonhound
mods must be on vacation
>>44692697not for pets>>44692743yes and they're awful. the only good cats are the ones that act like dogs
>>44690914Oh lordy. It looks so real
>>44692792and i've met some rich black people, and some jews who make reckless and impulsive purchases, some asians who arent really good at something, and white people who were cool.
Rate my cat /mu/
>>44693967cats are just evil looking motherfuckers 6.5/10 Best New Cat
rate my dog, /mu/
>>44693967cat/10would not give belly rubs or play fetch with
>>446939679/10 would eat for dinner
>>446940237/10 would let it sleep on my lap and scratch behind his/her ears.
>>446940238.5/10 Best New Clothed Canine
>>44694023I like the color a lot actually. This only problem is that it's a dog
I've missed this thread
>>44692345why would i need an animal, of all things, to give a shit about me?pet owners of any kind are cracked, mentally
>>44694023face is ugly af and i hate little dogs 0/10 would not love
>>44694068catfucker pls go.i hope that little fucker scratches your ass next time you go to pet it.
>>44694084your a cold, heartless, loveless, shiteating coward.
you know everyone always says cats are assholes, but i adopted a couple last summer and they're super nice and cuddly and just generally bright and funny creaturesidgi, why does everyone think of cats like that
>>44692601no, it's a tortoise!
rate my cat as a kitten
>>44694110what? i can live alone, without a gun even, in a shithole and sleep peacefully at nighti may be a lot of things, but a coward isn't one of themoh right>cold, heartless, lovelessnot going to argue there!
>>44694092You hate me just because I like cats?
>>44694151>You hate me just because I like cats?yeah, a little. i mean, this relationship is certainly not off to a strong start.>>44694147whatever queer. enjoy your lonely dogless life.
>>44692345>They understand are emotions and react to them.why would I want a pet that understands and reacts to my emotions? if I wanted that, I'd get a gf.
>>44694133What color are his/her eyes?
>>44694183why are you being such an asshole when dogs are so friendly? i mean i prefer cats, but i like dogs too, and expect doglovers to be a lot more nice and understanding, instead you've only demonstrated an irrational and ugly deep-rooted hatred
>>44694133willgrowintoahideousmurderbeast/10soon. soon.
>>44694184>if I wanted that, I'd get a gf.oh would you now
>>446941338/10 would have much feline buttsex
>>44694184>if I wanted that, I'd get a gf.implying you could get a gf. >>44694205the color of death, murder, and all that satan holds close.
>>44694207i am fiercely loyal to my fiercely loyal companions.
>>44692345Cats really aren't anymore selfish than any other normal animal. It's just that only a very small collection of animals is capable of forming attachments and have the emotional complexity to achieve what people would consider "love". That complexity requires incredible inter-social intelligence.I like that the stereotype is cats are smart and dogs are dumb because dogs are obedient. Dogs are in general much smarter than cats, and as a species are one of the few animals to rival humans in social complexity.Basically, cats are "mean" because they are dumb. Cat lovers aren't really superficial, they're just looking over the fact the cat can't love them back, and that the affection is utilitarian and "selfish". Cat lovers want the affection and the low maintenance.Many families own both, though, so the idea "cat lovers" are distinct from "dog lovers" is kind of silly. There isn't a rival, human beings interpret both of their gestures as affectionate and 'cute', it's just dogs have the social intelligence to bond.
>>44694264>implying dogs v. cats>insisting on perpetuating this unnecessary and harmful divide for no good reason
>>44694294So, basically, what i'm is saying that dogs are objectively superior beings in comparison to cats.Rad.
>>44694294>so the idea "cat lovers" are distinct from "dog lovers" is kind of silly.Thats not implied. A dog lover is as likely to be superficial as anyone in the general population. Cat lovers are much more likely.
rate my dog em you
>>44694294What about bites? Are cat bites worse than dog bites?
>>446943637/10cool dog
>>4469436310/10would romp around the backyard with. would play fetch with. would pile up leaves in the backyard and let him/her jump in them.
>>44694363Strong 8
>>44694347>making broad generalizations based on half-assed logic with no supporting datatypical doglover
>>44694397this
/mu/ - dog vs cat convos
>>446943638/10 would take for walks>>446940237/10 p cute but way too small, way too afraid I'll step on him
>>44694420>newtrip
>>44694420>not leaving when people ask you tootypical cat person.
>>44694374are you fucking retarded? of course not
>>44694133sleepy/10 would cuddle
>>44694426dogs are better
>>44694374i believe a cat bite is more likely to infect, but cats are easy to kill when they are attempting to maul you; dogs less easy to kill
>>44694456Whatever, enjoy picking the shit up after your dog.
>>44694490>dogs are betterobviously.
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>>44694516enjoy cleaning out litter boxes and infected ass glands.
>>44694516Thats a form of bonding, something you, as a cat lover, would no absolutely nothing about
>>44694546>implying you don't express the anal glands of your dog weekly, as you ought to
>>44694330From a stance of evolution, dogs are more evolved. If that is your definition of superiority, then I suppose so.>>44694347The human ability to empathize with animals makes them less superficial, unless they reveal enormous misanthropy through the classic "I hate people but love animals" routine.>>44694374The fact that objectively dogs have stronger bites than cats is irrelevant in the face that dogs are capable of being trained to not bite humans, whereas cats are incapable.
>>44692406that looks like one big scrotum in a shell
>>44694546He can go outside whenever he pleases, so no litter box, and I have never seen infected ass glands, even though I have been around cats all my life.
>>44694610Have you ever been bitten by a cat?
>>44694546I got a cat for my birthday when I was like 10. It was adorable for like a year or two then got this condition where we'd have to bring it to the vet every few months so they could (no lie) MILK IT'S ANAL GLANDS. If we forgot my cat would get pissy as fuck and scratch everyone, all the time. Can't tell you how many times I've been scratched because fuckin Bullwinkle's anal glands were acting up.I had a dog named Rambo though, who was a total badass. He was a miniature poodle, and we lived on a hobby farm - within a week or two of us getting chickens, my poodle Rambo straight ripped the throat out of three of em', and came scratching at our front door with blood and feathers all over his snout, super proud of himself.Dogs are way cooler.
>>44692406basset hound
>>44694578Cat lovers do anything but emphasize with animals. For them, a cat simply acts as a glorified teddy bear .If they emphasized, they wouldn't try to keep such an independently capable animal as a pet.
>>44694576>implying you dont express your dick in and out of your cat repeatedly
>>44694636Yeah of course, tons of times. I also have a big ass scar on chest from a cat scratch.
>>44694610How many cats have you fucked? Its well known that the "cat lovers" are much more likely to be cat fuckers than any other group. You cannot refute this.
>>44694610see >>44694640milking anal glands. he had to fucking milk the cats anal glands.fuck cats, thats so fucked.
>>44694670Did any of them get infected? I mean really bitten, where the teeth break the skin and leave deep puncture wounds.
>>44694683this is backwards because it is very difficult to actually fuck a catjust do an internet search for cat vs. dog bestialityyou will find that dogs are by far the most common of all derangements
>>44694670you say that like its a good thing. what the fuck.delusional ass catfucker.
>>44690914what kind of music thread is this
>>44690914need some mods ; this board is completely fucked now. hope you all are happy.
>>44694729its a dog thread. feel free to leave.no cats allowed
>>44694655You don't seem to understand, or be capable of spelling, empathizing with animals.
>>44694772Spelling is irrelevant when you have the love of a dog
>>44694655>EmphasizeDo you dictionary?
>>44694694Nothing serious really. I just put on some disinfectant and I was fine. Sometimes the skin around the bite would swell up a little bit, but that's it.
>>44694724I was just answering the question
>>44694683Then why are there more videos online of people fucking their dogs? I haven't even seen a single video or picture of someone fucking a cat before, whereas the web is littered with videos and images of both genders sexually abusing dogs. I vaguely remember reading a statistic a while back that the percentage of dog owners who engage in sexual contact with their pet was alarmingly high.