dead time kpg edition
>2014>Crayon Pop still running shit
1st
>tfw you will never attend Kirin Art School with Suzy
guys is it terrible to be friendzoned? has anyone ever experienced it? the girl i have a crush on is starting to really like me and she told me last night she thinks im her very good friend or something along those words she also has a bf btw so what should i do? ive never had a gf or a good female friend anyway, so this is the first time i experienced something like this when it comes to a girl when she cant be my gf then its better to be my friend than nothing, right?
>replying to anyone talking about how easy it is to gain/lose wait
This is a song about vegetables. They keep you regular, they're real good for you.Call any vegetable (Call any vegetable)Call it by name (Call any vegetable)Call one today (Call any vegetable)When you get off the train (Call any vegetable)Call any vegetableAnd the chances are goodOh, the vegetable will respond to you
>>43698266based
>>43698214>put food in mouth>no longer hungry>force more food in>puke all over the place>have to clean up mess>lost calories so have to eat more>try and get more food down>ate so much that now you have diarrheafor losing weight>don't eat food>stomach rumbles a bitwow so hard!
>There are people in this world that think gaining weight is hard.If its so hard why do fat people exist?
>>43698283>There are people in this world that think losing weight is hard.If its so hard why do skinny people exist?
why rush to make a new thread if it's dead?
>>43698283gaining weight isn't hardlosing weight is just easier
>>43698271i want to fuck her
>>43698273Gaining weight is easy. I could gain 20lbs in a few days by eating the contents of my fridge.
nana~
>>43698299>this newshit
>>43698301based moronfuck off
>>43698306I wanna suck her dick
>>43698313a bloo bloo bloolook at this butthurt fatass
>I've lost 32lb in 20 weeks through careful monitoring of calorie intake>I could put on 32lbs in a few weeks through stuffing food in my faceGee I wonder which one is harder!
>>43698322"a bloo bloo bloo"
>>43698333>thinks losing weight is hardSo fucking pathetic ahahahha
>>43698344>Thinking gaining weight is hardBased didn't evolve right
>GJ still making OST threadsI hate that autistic faggot
>>43698338Truly, this may be the most wonderful thing.
putting on weight is only hard for tiny men or lanky freaks who eat like children and have small stomachs
marmite is soooooo tastyi wish cum tasted like marmite
>>43698322im not that fat, i only have 6kg over weight
>>43698354>I find it harder to not eat than to eatLooks like you inherited the fat-fuck gene from your fat as shit parents
>>43698306I love nana <3
who should be punished for their impurities today?
>mfw skinnyfags make up convoluted arguments that essentially defy the principles of thermodynamics to imply that gaining weight is hard>mfw they end every argument with "MUH METABOLISM"Skinny people are the cancer of this earth.
where my underweight bros at?6'3 142 pounds
>>43698382word, weight gain is easy.weight loss is even easier.
>>43698369Looks like you didn't evolve right
i love lanky girls tbh
>how to lose weight>close your mouthwow that was hard
>>43698382>mfw skinnyfags make up convoluted arguments that go against the laws of nature>Implying we didn't evolve to want to cram every piece of food we see into our face to survive
lime doing porn
>>43698376no lewd thoughts i hope
>>43698395i prefer short girls, somewhere between 5'0 and 5'5
>>43698389Whereas you simply didn't evolve at all
>>43698398>How to gain weight>Eat foodWow that was hard
>>43698400oh wow
>>43698402lewd thoughts and nana go hand in hand
>>43698414>how to gain weight>do something>how to lose weight>dont do anythingwow that was hard
>>43698400very nice
>>43698428>Tracking intake and working out>Not somethingHungry skeleton please
Not eating is not a good way to lose weight
tfw you cum on her shirt
>>43698441>not cumming deep, deep inside her vagina
>fatties too lazy to exercise>fatties eating high calorie foods and complain that it's hard to lose weightput down the ben and jerry's you sad sack of shit
>>43698437Everyone should be working out all the time, regardless of if they are gaining weight or losing weight. This should be obvious?
>>43698280skipping meals drives people crazy, eating fatty foods and eventually turning that fat into muscle isn't hard at allunless you have bad genetics in which case you don't deserve a sex partner anyways so it doesn't matter what you look like or how healthy you are
>>43698400where to find good kporn?
>>43698437>implying working out doesn't make you gain weight Only fatasses lose weight when they work out.
>>43698449>Hungry skeletons literally too lazy to eat>A human instinct
listening to drum and bass while smoking a doobya'll niggas tripping about fatties
>>43698448id rather her jack me off onto her face and shirt while looking into my eyes
>>43698309no, kill urselfthere's no reason to make a new thread at the bump limit people just do it because they're retarded
>>43698467not bad, eye contact is very arousing
every day you guys argue about something new and equally as insignificant
>>43698468word we could have easily been in the last thread still plus it only had 50 images
The reason I'm skinny is because I don't eat enough.I don't eat enough because I'm not hungry enough
>>43698485and every day I'm completely rightso why do people still argue with me?
>>43698495Thanks for backing me up on all my argumentsI'm glad there's someone out there with sense enough to agree with me
a pretty and pure girl :'3
>>43698495I don't argue with people who are wrong so that could mean you're wrong
>>43698493why dont you eat really fatty foods?
>>43698493You're not hungry enough because you have bad genetics.If this was pre-historic times you would have died.
>>43698459>you don't overindulge! you're not following your instincts!gluttony is a sinenjoy hell
>>43698493wordpeople wouldnt get fat if they didnt eat so much
>>43698505i had a dream about your waifu last night
Reminder that fat people are genetically superior because they want to eat all the time
>>43698415>>43698430
>>43698509I've started to eat a lot of mcdonalds now in hope of gaining. But I'm really not looking forward to the time where my hands get chubbier and my stomach bigger than my chest.
>>43698513Hell isn't real
>>43698525thanks
>>43698525based lime
>>43698525why are asian penises so ugly
>>43698533>not having a dark dick/ballsi'm white but my genaltilia is pretty damn dark
>>43698533because they're made of legos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_txCqX1Uioskinny yuri is so fucking hot
>>43698519oh Im jelly now
>tfw some guy with his daughter in the changing rooms gives you shit for being nakedok?
golly gosh, erryone from /fit/ is retardedDYEL
>>43698533thats why they pixelate them
arghhh hahaha cool. jhate fat people. BASED manlet fucker autistic. foreskin? tiny dick im gayskeletons eat
>>43698529you're gonna be mine fatty
>>43698545what did he say
>>43698538most people have darker skin on their genitals
Thin privilege is people thinking skeletons aren't just as unhealthy as hamplanets
>>43698560i know, mine is really dark though
>>43698559Some shit about having some decency there's a little girl in the roomPrick.
>>43698545did you make eye contact with her and or have an erection? if not then he's a retarded cunt>>43698550the only meaningful subject there is foreskin, you can't feel your dick as well if you were circumcised
f-f-fucking skeletons...i l-like being fat..
>>43698400holy fuck is that Rei Mizuna?
>>43698569did you say something back at him
>>43698560why is it like that
>>43698531>>43698532kind of reminds me of eunji from nine muses too, my dick
>>43698550this is good post
>>43698591PH around genitals is lower than rest of your skin.Not sure that's the reason, but it's true
>>43698542i like her super flat belly but otherwise I would prefer her with fat thighs
>People who were overweight, but not obese, actually lived longer than people whose weight was considered normal, based on body mass index (BMI).http://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20090625/study-overweight-people-live-longer>Being Obese Is Better Than Being Underweighthttp://gizmodo.com/5924696/being-obese-is-better-than-being-underweight#Rekt
>tfw overslept
>>43698609not reading
>>43698571>did you make eye contact with her and or have an erection? if not then he's a retarded cuntnah i was just walking back into the room to get changed after a quick shower>>43698583I just said it's the changing rooms, ignored him got changed and left.>>43698591http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/1315le/eli5_why_is_genital_skin_always_darker_than/
>>43698610i slept for nearly 11 hours
oops i did a cum
>>4369860924-25 BMI master race
>>43698542yuri is smoking hot regardless of her weight
>>43698624They're so cute.
also kbobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACsphT8afOw
i love all nana bros
>>43698624yeah I did about 10-11feels bad
>mfw all the people who are classes as "overweight" ITT could kick the shit out of all the hungry skeletons.Heavier people have bigger muscles as standard.
0°FFEELS LIKE -13
What do we think about this Key-Woohyun unit?
>>43698624hayoung was so hot on that show
>>43698656i'm a hungry skeleton and would beat the shit out of everyone in this thread
>>43698651>>43698624jelly i slept for 5 hours then had to do an exam
>>43698416no
>>43698656I would run circles around the hamplanets in this thread
>>43698651so we went to bed at the same time and woke up at the same time 3:
>>43698671i would suplex your bitch ass
>>43698671>No muscle>Winning a fight
perfect amount of ps~
>>43698672that sucks, how did it go?>>43698675seems suspicious 3: did your headache go away?
i want to shoot cum all over her face and shirt thanks
>tfw 177 (5'10") and 79kg (174lbs)is this terrible?
>>43698699lose like 40lbs
>>43698656>hur i beat u up XDa literal manchild.
>>43698675Dark hair Hyuna. My tight pants.
>>43698671I would fuck you up like Big Show fucks up Rey Mysterio Jr
>>43698677>implying your fat ass could catch me
>>43698578yea : D
>>43698691I drank a lot of water before going to bed!
>>43698708im faster stronger and have more endurance than you i guarantee it
i've literally done an rko in a fight i got into
>>43698684fights aren't about strength and muscle most of the time. whoever is the most brutal, vicious, barbaric and savage normally wins the fight
you guys need some pizza
>>43698699assuming you don't lift - then yes, you're fat.
>>43698714maybe if you're rolling down a hill
>>43698711nicemy favorite JAV
>>43698673oh come on, you're missing out
>>43698713that's good, did you forget to stay hydrated earlier?
>>43698720Is she gonna force-feed me?
>>43698728im not fat. i would destroy you
>>43698720hawaiian thanks
>>43698715I codebreaker'd someone and they cried for like half an hour
does anyone have that comic in which the fat neckbeard is like "being larger is much better,as you can have cuddly times!! x)) :pp"I'm also guessing one of you fatties made it
yeah well i may be fat but i have a gun so i could take any of you in a fight
>>43698775>he thinks that having a gun is specialLiterally everyone owns a gun you dumbfuck
HEY GIRLI'VE SAID IT BEFOREI'M A SAY IT AGAINI MISS YOU, I'M SORRY, ALL THAT WOOP DI WOO HERE WE GO AGAINSPINNIN’ IN CIRCLES MA'
>>43698691It was really easy, finished it in half an hour :3
>>43698753>pineapple on pizzakill ur self
>>43698782say that to my face and i would kill you
Slow downGrab that wallWiggle like you're tryna make your ass fall offGas pedal
>>43698796I would kill you with my AR15 before your fat sausage fingers even lifted up your gun
Being fat before deciding to work out and "make it" is superior to being thin.I've lost 40lbs, haven't gone near my legs with weights and they're already stacked from being able to walk at 250lbs.
>>43698737I bet he faps to her>>43698789nice :3
>>43698705why are you wearing tight pants? :o>>43698740drank too much beer 3:
i like habaneros on my pizza
I wouldn't shoot anyone because I live in a respectable country
>>43698807>being 250lb before working outI'm glad my life has never fallen off the rails that pathetically. Good on you for changing your disgusting self though. Got any stretch marks?
>>43698737youre missing out on feeling pure
>>43698807>Being fat before deciding to work out and "make it" is superior to being thin.Word>"I used to be a fat ass but I spent the last year working out. Lost 40lbs. All the bitches mirin'."But skinnyfags think>"Lol I eat so much and gain no weight xD"will bring them pussy
>>43698818I would shoot anyone here if they talked about my waifu IRL
>tfw you don't live in a third world country where people carry guns to school everydayfeels good
Literally anybody has the ability to not eat.Anybody can lose weight.Food costs money and overeating can make it all come back up.It's more difficult to know how much of what foods are good when bulking than it is to simply eat smaller portions.Anyone who says gaining weight is easier is objectively wrong.
>>43698830you are missing out on feeling good
>>43698814oh that makes a lot of sense 3:
>>43698810never ever
>>43698831>thinking youll get a kpop gf as a 250lb waito
>>43698832hmok yeah that's understandable, but other than that
>tfw you try to buy a butter knife without your knife license and you get arrestedIt's tough being a brit sometimes
Remix of T-ara's I Go Crazy Because Of You starts at ~0:30. Does anyone know how I would go about finding it?http://xhamster.com/movies/2041854/hot_korean_girl_shakes_her_tiny_yellow_ass_on_webcam.html
>>43698837>Order pizza>Eat it>Gain weight
>>43698856why not? do you not think she's hot or something?I think you're lying
>>43698867>tfw I got arrested because my TV license expired and the TV Inspector saw that my house didn't have a quran in itAll that I wanted to do was watch the Newcastle match
>>43698884here we fucking go
>>43698837WordLosing weight is astonishingly easy, fatasses. Deal with it
I tried to like KPOP, i really did. I see how they are fucking attractive, but i can't get into the music. Help?
youre all so boringits like a twitch chat in here
>>43698899whats twitch?
>>43698898If you tried and don't like it then you don't have to force yourself to like it
>>43698898its pop music. its specifically made to be mainstream and easy to listen too. stop being a try hard faggot
>>43698885i just dont feel tempted to because my because my love is pure
>tfw never been morbidly obese so you don't get a feel of achievement for simply no longer being a disgustingly overweight fatshitI'll just have to settle for being healthy
>>43698923word
kpop is so sexual
We don't care if you like the genre or you don't, so fuck off.Oh and I love Taeyeon, thanks.
>tfw coffee makes you happy
>>43698923>Hungry skeleton>HealthyBeing underweight is less healthy than being overweight.
fat skinny autistic neckbeard manletamerifat britbong gay fuckkkkkkkkk
i like cocks, balls, guys butts, cute guys faces, kissing cute guysbut i'm not gay
>>43698942Meant to reply to the shitter above.Fuck iPads.
>>43698943I hope that one day when you're drinking coffee someone poisoned it and you die
>>43698915I just want to be cool like you ;_;
Girls' Generation/SNSD - Japan First AlbumT-ara - Absolute First AlbumKARA - StepBIGBANG - Alivenow fuck off :)
>>43698943hey, how are you?
>>43698946>if you arent 300lbs youre a hungry skeletongo blog on facebook about how it feels good being a fat piece of shit
coffee makes me feel good as fuck for like 15 minutes then its just shitty
>>43698963>KARA - Step>recommending the worst Kara single
dicks and cum aren't gay if you think about it
>>43698974>drink a liter of espresso in the morning>go right back to bedcaffeine is a scam
>>43698975album, r-tard
i love nana
im gonna go exercise in the fuckin arctic weather
>>43698965hi, im fine after this cup of coffee >>43698989its the same for me. I could probably sleep after drinking coffee, but its good for my mood
>>43698998what group is she in?
>>43698998same, i love her so much
>>43698989once you reach maximum caffeine capacity you stop stacking buffsbasically it's like you're always high so you can't notice smoking pot because you're still high
>>43698996If you're doing that then you could just say Best 2007 - 2010
>watching porn>more interested in the lame story development than the porn what happened to me
>>43699021>compilationswhy would i want to do something so awful
>>43699018thats why i like to take occasional week long breaks from caffeine - you really notice the effects when you start again
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>>43699038Because it's pop music retard, the singles are 95% the best songs with the rest being filler.
>>43699051no you're pop music retard
>>43699050if you dont have sexy time with your waifu you dont love her
Jia is disgusting, is liking her a meme?Fei and Suzy are much hotter than her. Even Min is.
>>43699060Literally one person likes Jia
>>43699050i only fap to sluts, like hyunyoung and sojin.
>>43699060suzy is so fuck
>>43699059if you have sexy time with your 'waifu' you dont respect her and dont really have a waifu
>>43698975STEP is Kara's best song
Post you are Katana, here's mine.
>>43699072sojin is pure
>>43699060fei is unbelievably sexy. one of the hottest girls in kpop in my opinion, she's very unique.
suzy is going to be myn ext kfap
>hyunafapper will never post his pic so I can cum on it
>>43699080get a load of this faggot>>43699085ruining her knees
>>436990802pure4me>>43699102what kind of pic?
addicted to bbc porn bros ww@?
>>43699082How much did you pay for it?Is it functional?Do you need to oil the fuck out of it all the time?I've always wanted to have one on display.
>>43699107we should set up a kickstarter and buy her some knee padsthoughts
>>43699118your face ;3wanna soak you with cum bby
>>43699120recovering addict here
i love sica thx
>>43699134how long were you hooked on it?
>>43699125word, i really don't like girls with horrible knees. i mean i can deal with them, i just prefer non-damaged ones
>>43699142I bet she has really smelly feet after a concertI'd love to sniff them all over my face
>tfw below freezing every single dayi just wanna open my windows and get fresh air...
>>43699072Yeah, my sluts that I kfap to are-Dahye-Uji-Hyosung-Hyunyoung-Krystal-Ruru-Yura-Sojin-Uee-Suzy-Ga-in-Ellin-Bomi-Naeun-Hyomin-Bora-Taeyeon
>>43699124I suggest putting it in front of your MLP posters
>>43698711>>43698578look at this disgusting pederast corrupting the only 14 year old in kpg, fucking sick fuckhow the fuck is gunthorp not banned all he does is shitpost about cumming on trannies
>>436991443 years or so
Which big kpop idol will die first? My money is on a Super Junior member because they have really bad fucking luck
>>43698951>i like cocksok>balls, guys butts, cute guys faces, kissing cute guysyou're gay
>>43699148?gross?
>>43699160that's because gunny is based as fuck and untouchablehe's the most based person i've come across on the internet
>>43699164Hyuna when her pregnancy kills her in a couple of months
>>43699133no you wont!>>43699142i love sica too.
>>43699154>hurr you can't appreciate a sword unless you're autistic
>>43699160>pederast>girlcheck your dictionary
>>43699164seungyeon, suicide after kara3 flops.
>>43699124I paid $300 but that is a bit higher than normal due to my countries import taxes. It is designed to be fully functional, however I just display it. I need to re do the handle though as because it's designed to be functional it has a shitty but functional wrap instead of an ornate one. There are much cheaper ones on the market that still work, this one cost so much cause it's designed for cutting practice on shit like bamboo and plastic drainpipes.You need to oil them around once a month or whenever your touch it with bare skin. Because of the type of metal they have zero in-built rust prevention.
>>43699050my favorite waifus to fap to are taeyeon, jessica, and hara
>>43699178end yourself jackofhearts
I can die happy if Taeyeon doesn't wipe her ass properly and I can just sniff her dirty ass for hours, then put her in a diaper and later ill nibble the dried shit from her ass hair. God I need to fap now, fuck.
>>43699186very funny :)
It's going to be a good year http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZrJgSh2qRI
>>43699206Calm down Jack is based
Holy fuck I'm going to cum so much thinking about doing this to Sica, too.
>>43699206i'm not jack
>>43699186
>>43699197I was thinking of making one myself, always had an interest for metalwork especially weaponry and knives but I katanas are difficult to make.I only came to the thread cause I saw yours.What's the handle made of?
>>43699150thanks for keeping away from my waifu you degenerate.
What's the best dance routine in K-pop?Imo it's Luciferhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovztfpWPo5M
>>43699270hahaha, based
>>43699264Ham is too ugly and fat to kfap too for me
Where do I start with learning Japanese swordsmanship?
>>43699274I honestly like Ringa Linga a lothttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1y-4mXIL0
>>43699297Go ask /jp/ or /asp/
>>43699274where to get those shorts that taemin is wearing
>>43699150>no jiyeon
>>43699297By watching this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_oTUVtUqcM
>>43699297I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
>>43699315#1 cuckold waifu
Okay, I just came buckets thinking of digging my nose in Taeyeons dirty asshole. If I see her in real life I'm going to sniff her ass no matter what.
>>43699270what are you making with that?
>>43699260Handle is made of wood.And only making using traditional methods is hard. Modern Katanas are made from 1066 Carbon steel, beat on a power hammer into shape then sharpened. No folding needed or differently tempered metals needed as modern steel can be both strong and springy.It's actually funny because Japan bans all methods of production apart from traditional. Which means China actually produces the worlds best katanas now. Chinese katanas are cheaper and much stronger.
>>43699338maybe one daynever stop dreaming
>>43699338i want to do the exact same thingi like to imagine it has the soft smell of innocence and purity
>>43699341the weight thoI've never held a non-traditionally made katana that felt the way it should. Shit like cold steel katanas are a disgrace and are just big slabs of steel without any regard for where the point of balance should be.
>>43699341Oh sorry, I meant the wrapping on the handle. Stingray skin?
>>43699322I need a katana too
>>43699322You know that guy is actually pretty good at cutting. To do that isn't just a matter of swinging a sword at it.
>>43699336Man Jack is living the life, he has the #1 cuckold waifu and he actually gets cuckolded IRL
>>43699350Oh no, if I see her walking down the road I'm going to push through the crowds, grab her hips and just snort the fumes from her ass. Hopefully it's smelly.
>tfw just went to mcdonalds and they gave me non diet sodaThere goes my skin again
>>43699372>he actually gets cuckolded IRLthats basedwish i were him
>>43699376what if you don't like what you smell?
>>43699363Yes, rayskin or fake skin. Then just cotton or silk lace wrapped over.>>43699359Just get buff arms and it wont matter
>>43699382>>43699372>>43699336
>>43699400Back when I beat off to 2d I had like a 25GB collection of NTR
Why are we being spammed with weeaboo shit?
>>43699338http://gfycat.com/SpottedOddAmericancrow
>>43699390I won't mind, I will love whatever smell my waifu gives off. I don't care if it's roses or shit.
>>43699423>>43699423>>43699423>>43699423new one
Are there any legit niten ichi-ryu schools in murrica?