Hello /mu/ what do you for a living?pls respond
professional phaggot
work for a tech startup
Daytime TV Critic
professional shitposter
>>43360730I can talk to that bitch and fuck with her, you guys are pussies
water resources technologist
subway sandwich artist
I'm a cashier at a grocery store, but I just had a second interview for a tech firm, so hopefully I'm not cashier much longer.
I collect my welfare checks and post on /mu/
>>43361074bet not
>>43360730Wow what a fucking skanky whore.
i hand qts ice cream and italian ice over a counter at rita's with my shaking hand and a crooked smile on my facethey love it
>reverse image search OP's pic>angie varonahuh?
I bag groceries
>>43361811Isn't that the only job a 16 year old can get?
neet
>>43360730i breath air, and eat, mainlymy body does the rest i guess
chem engineer>tfw handsome payment
>>43360996laughed at this
>>43361831either that or a fast food place
>>43361840I was thinking of studying Chem Eng. Is it worth it?
I poast.
>plebs
>>43361883oh god, of courseit's incredibly difficult but well worth it for the moneyshitty hours though
>>43360730I play music around new england and it sucks
>>43361937I have an incredibly high interest in chemistry but I'm pretty average at mathematics.Am I material that would suit the course?
grocery store manager, carpenter, vinyl record dealer, musician
>>43361973as for math, you're gonna need to know calculus and a lot of algebraIf you have that you'll be mostly covered but having a bit of geometry background won't hurt
>>43362052Cool. What country are you in out of curiosity?I'm in the UK.
culinary but going to school to be a librarian
>>43362222USAUK is ripe for engineering jobs too, as i'm toldnice quads too
Entry level IT support faggot.
Sandwich maker, cashier, delivery boy and all-around badass at Jimmy Johns.
>>43362297Yeah I was thinking about eng. or something as it would allow me to get work in other countries too. I'd like to live elsewhere for a while.Do you mind me asking how old you are?I'm 22 this year, been to university once for a Chemistry degree and got kicked out in my first year.I'm looking at doing a maths A Level (kinda like a AP class in America) and going back somewhere for chem eng but I just feel so old compared to the 17/18 year olds that are starting out. Blueegh.
>>43361840Same, gotta love what they pay us. You in O&G or something else?
>>43362372I would be 25 a few months agodon't worry the teenagers usually aren't terribly annoying(by the way gotta scramble but if you see me post anywhere feel free to ask any more questions)
>>43362372In my ChE courses there were plenty of older people either coming back for second degrees or whatever. I'd say the first year or so might be odd when you're lumped in the huge classes with every eng. and nat. sci. major on campus, but once you get further into the program you basically know everyone and they're mostly chill peeps, so no one will care if you're a bit older. That said, 22 isn't even old, so you should fit right in.
>>43362469>>43362481Thanks fellas.
>>43361811same. Better than my old job as a cashier at the airport, shit sucked. Do not miss having to be smiling at dickheads at 5 in the morning while selling them overpriced tacos.
I work at a pet store.
I work as a process engineer at a small distillation plant.The work is easy and the pay is easy.The degree, however, was kind of hard.
>>43361769same, idk
>>43361131jinx?
waiter in a restaurant
Student. Treeplanter for 4/12 months a year.Might get myself a piece of the oil sands action soon... I feel bad about it though, so I dunno.
unemployed, cant find work, still living wth parents at almost 24..I'm a fuck up.
can you do anything to live comfortably that doesn't require a shit ton of boring math and science?
>>43361840>but still no gf
music critic and columnist for news papers
>>43360730>>43361234>tfw i have a crush on a skanky whore like this
>>43362624Sure, if you don't mind living low-end.
Machine Wizard
>>43362598I was in the exact same bout until about 4 months ago.Don't give up, someone out there is desperate enough to hire people like us. Trust me.
>>43362685my dad works in security for HP or something and lives comfortably, maybe i can do that
>>43362417Corning actuallygot an O&G near my house though, thinking of applying
>>43360730just finished my seasonal job at UPS. Going back to school later in the month, and still practicing music.life is looking bleak.
>>43362624>math and science>boring
>>43362297fuck i need to get out of aus by the looks of it. theres no work for chem eng here at the moment
>>43360730lifeguard niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nothing
>>43362790>adding up number and solving equations>funi would rather play music or something but obviously thatll go nowhere
>>43362793shit, sorry dude
I sucked my first penis today and the first thing I thought about was "I cant wait to post about it on /mu/"
>>43362843you don't need to know any math for music so you're set
>>43362858nicei work at arby's. i'd rather suck penises
>>43362843so the last place you saw math was high school?
play guitar in local band
>>43362900nah i took a year of math courses my 2nd year of college and then dropped out of calculus because it had too much trig in it and fuck that shit
I make beats for A$AP mob
>>43362900The man doesn't like math. Let it go. Shit.
>>43362934[citation needed]
>>43362358>>43361840>>43361104These seem to be the most professional jobs in the thread. How much do you guys make if you don't mind me asking?
>>43360730Does anyone here get autismbucks?
Q: when those of you who are recent grads look for jobs, do you confine the search to your city or do you search nation-wide or even world-wide?I'll be look for my first "career job" soon and I'm thinking of heading far far away from home. Not necessarily because I want to, although it might be cool, but I feel like it might be the only way to increase my chances...
>>43362988>autismbucksElaborate please.
>>43363012When I graduated I looked cross-country (Canada here). I ended staying fairly close to home but there weren't many opportunities in my hometown in my field. Really depends on what you took and what the demand is for that particular major in your city.>>43362978Water resource guy here... I make roughly 60k
>>43362934ty is that you?
>>43362911For a living? You're living the dream, man.
i'm a "sales intern" at a small it solutions provider, which is a glorified way to say i'm a receptionist at the moment
designer
student but in the summer i sell bikes and i have internships with banks in nyc to do philanthropic work
Starting a new gig tomorrow as a Web Producer.Fucking psyched.
...I drive.
>>43363068I'm graduating with an Environmental Science degree soon so it's somewhat related to what you do. I'm in Canada too, Toronto, but I'm thinking of concentrating my search efforts on Alberta and BC... What degree did you graduate with and how long ago?
full time masturbator
anybody know if being an audio engineer would be a good career path?
I sell my holy straight edge piss to degenerates
>>43361811I work at a grocery store too. i'm the guy that places the shelf tags all over the store. I stay the entire night and listen to music. it's pretty great.
>>43363171Are you a real hero?
>>43363220How old are you guys who work in stores?
>>43363173Environmental science.. then I went to college for a year and graduated from a similar program.I graduated a couple of years ago. Took a little while to get a job. Alberta and BC are good places to go since there are a ton of jobs there if you don't mind working for ass off for relatively little money. It's really good experience though. It's fairly easy to move up in your career in the environmental field if you're good at what you do.
Eliza????
>>43363192It can be, if you're willing to work your ass off and get really fucking good.There's a lot of competition, so you'd better get really fucking good at what you do.Start now.
I'm a radiologist, only got into this field for the money.Did 14 years of schooling to not have to talk to anyone all day and I make 480k a year for it. Not too shabby. I hate my fucking job but I'll retire by time I'm 40.
>>43363204does using someone else's piss still work? I legitimately want to know.
>>43363339how do i start? just start making some beats right?
>>43363280>if you're good at what you doI'm a little worried about how much of my university education will come in handy. E.g. that hydrology class I took 2 years ago is getting a little fuzzy in my memory. I don't mean to make an AMA thing out of this, but how much do "they" expect you to know right off the bat? Of course I'll learn on the job but you know...
room serviceit sucks
>>43360730>full-time student>working part time at a fucking cinema>all time shitposter
I did work at Target. Now I'm unemployed. About to start donating plasma so I can eat.>>43363204I want to do this.
>>43363411>making beatsThat's... that's not audio engineering.
what do you do when you're 20 and not sure what you want to do?
>>43363473You try a bunch of shit and see what works.
>>43363468what do i do
>>43363473What's your dream, brah?
>>43363510>thinks he wants to work in a certain field>doesn't even know what that field consists ofPick something else, fuck.
>>43363473Just pick a vague direction that will take you somewhere you might not hate.I'm studying to get into an Environmental science course now just because I loved nature as a kid and I love chemistry right now.
I'm an electrical engineer. I do digital signal processing.
>>43363473You just work and think about that shit in your free time.
>>43363510The biggest part of audio engineering is recording. Setting shit up, making sure everything works, identifying problems, things making noise that shouldn't, etc. etc.
Student, aspiring to be a professional douchebag
>>43363510Start here, dude: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audio_engineer
>>43363473think of what you love and pursue it. lots of people don't know for a long fucking time. just dont become a bum ya hear
>>43361840How does it feel to be a faggot?
nothingactually might have a job as a designer soon
>>43363548I want to do Environment science at uni too but shitty grades. I live in the UK and the entry requirements are pretty high even for a shitty uni.
>working
Video editor
>>43363706I'd like to learn a bit of video editing. I've taught myself the basics of audio editing while doing a podcast, but video editing's more complicated. Any suggestions for how to learn?
>>43360730that slut always gets me hard
>>43363431Most employers want you to know general concepts, maybe some specifics about sampling procedures. Especially with consulting.. they might ask you about a scenario in which you have to provide a general sampling protocol, what you'd sample for, what equipment you'd use, that kind of stuff. I wish I could remember what I was asked in my interview. They don't expect you to go in to your first job knowing everything. I was worried about that too.The interview is more to see if you're not a total waste of time and if they like you.
Stay at home dadI don't have any kids Lol
>>43363685Same.I did History and English at A level but I didn't want to do either at Uni so I enrolled on an access course.It's just a year man and you're done.
truNEET
>>43363734It's really about practice. I learned most not in class, but through being handed raw footage and being forced to finish by a deadline. This isn't really helpful advice, sorry, but my best advice is practice with whatever you can get your hands on.
>>43363473buy and sell drugs
waitress-ing through college... majoring in chem... want a bachelors degree of science in chemistry
>>43363755or a wifelel
Retail supervisor.
>>43363797That makes perfect sense, really. I just need to figure out a cool video project I can do in my free time.
>>43363749Thanks for that advice, I'll make a note to research procedures and brush up on concepts before I start looking. And some legislative shit too.
>>43363772What were the people like on your course? I might do this, first I wanna work for a bit see what I really wanna do. Like I'd like to do environmental science but it's not my passion. knawmean?
>>43363807>waitress-ingOh, man... that's hard fucking work. Good luck!
>>43363749Oh and one last question before I stop pestering you: do you like what you do? In the slightest?
>>43363274i'm 21
>>43363623>>43363548>>43363512>>43363508Thanks for the responses. I really want to do something in music, but that seems like it's a pipe dream and I know nothing about music, but I would like to study it and do something in the field. I thought maybe audio engineer or producer would be cool, but I don't want to put the money into the degree and then turn out to be a bum.
>>43363906They're pretty good. Lot of older people who aren't juvenile cunts and they had a good sense of humour.I don't know if you've been on a single course with people before but its great, it sort of becomes a support group and you end up becoming friends and going out on friday nights.Pretty cool.I wanted to make a living being a stand up comedian and that's still my dream but it's just so much work for such little pay that you need to have a back up plan.
>>43363993do you wanna do it forevz or do you have other plans i.e uni srs questions
>>43363931I love it.Get to work outdoors on some pretty cool projects with some office work. It can be a pain in the ass to deal with contractors and landowners from time to time, but overall it's a great job.
>>43364038Consider trying some music-related stuff as a hobby. Find a small concert venue and talk to the sound guy, see if you can apprentice with him for a bit and learn. If that still interests you, go to school for it. If not, you tried.
professional shitposter. Aka college student making an assload off of bitcoin.
>>43364110>bitcoinBetter be stockpiling some real currency, 'cause that bubble's going to pop and quick.
>>43363777nice trips nigga
>>43364144i havent used actual bitcoin since i was 16 ordering drugs off of silkroad. I just mine alt coins and then day trade them.Its how i bought my coachella ticket and in the future the hotel/plane to get there.
>>43364144>bitcoin>currencylol
>>43364082I'm really glad to hear that, anon. Both for your sake and mine. :^) Good luck with it all.
>>43364190Didn't Kanye turn down a gig that was being paid in bitcoins and later regretted it because they're worth so much now?
>>43364232same to you, dude. don't get frustrated during your job search. scratch out any experience you can. it can be tough to get your foot in the door but it's worth it when you do.
>>43364110how does one make money off of bitcoin
>>43364327buy and sell
fagets
>>43364380Dude I loved sockem boppers!
>>43364081No I was always very much against college. I am recognizing my true socio-economic status and being completely realistic by working in a grocery store.Besides, I don't know many people that can say they're my age and are 100% independent. I'm debt-free, no loans to pay off. I'm just straight chillin
Work on shitty web apps for a shitty large corporation.
>>43362701I've tried so fucking hard to find work and have found nothing.. I just want to move on with my life, but it's like everything and everyone has to e in my way.
im neet
military :) & :(
>>43364327buy low, sell highit sounds easy but it's really not, especially with cryptocurrency that seems to break every trendline with unpredictable volatility. doesn't help that most of the volume that is being traded is in the hands of the chinese and they're struggling to keep it "alive". >>43364144what do you suggest is "real currency"? fiat money isnt looking good right now - the fed is running out of ways to inflate usd without inflating real prices. cryptocurrency could very well be the new gold of the 1900s. im not trying to be condescending or anything - my actual job is within the realms of financial and economic analysis so bitcoin is a fun side hobby and im interested in discussing this kind of stuff.ive personally made a lot of money off of bitcoins as an early adopter and i have a lot of faith in it going forward
I'm the assistant manager of a popular store in your local mall. And I need to o back to school.
I have a three-card monte table set up at a popular tourist trap.
>>43364672have u ever used Ubinary m8? a guy I work with swears he makes lots of side money with it, is it risky?
>>43364990lmao no i dont play with children's toysi just cant see myself making enough money with it to justify using it. take a look at the numbers yourself. you're playing with such little money (max is 2000) that it's relatively safe and easy to use, but i would personally not bother with it.
Ride operator at a popular attraction.
>>43365468i tot u wer a pizza delivery boy lmao
I work at a TV studio
>>43365527ur so silleh.