dumb foreign fany edition
Sica~
namyu~
I like Crayon popthanks
>>43309153this girl looks like she might have a soft pussy too
i am off to sleep.i'd like to leave you with this pic
I love Tao, thanks.
IM ADDING
>>43309139>>43309155it was nice of her to acknowledge them at all. plus she seemed busy and concentrating on something
>tfw i have size 8 feet
>>43309173that's a qt doge
>>43309160me too
>>43309158ok i just threw up at the thought of size 13 manfeet flip flopping around the placeim out
>>43309165one a da softest
>>43309166>these great ChoA picturesthanks, friend
>>43309191But I wanna put them on your face!
how soft do you think her cunt is?
stay classy kpg
>>43309166goodnight bud
whats going on in this thread?
Post you're waifu when she's holding the tiniest wanted poster~~~
>>43309202>literally just vomited
can someone link english girls day vids
>>43309166Farewell and Sleepwell, Crayon friend.
>>43309210based trashman
>>43309214I-I can't
>>43309210this chick is really fat
>>43309206i think IU would have a soft one too>>43309210were talking about soft things
>>43309166sweet dreams bud
>>43309210yozoooooo! hey man how was work?
>>43309214can we post our waifus doing gwiyomi instead
>>43309177classic soshiter always defending muh soshi
how soft?
>>43309240tiring, i had to stay an extra houer
>>43309252like pudding
>>43309231then post you're waifu wearing big glasses~~~~
why does minah have a dirty tatoo
http://thisisnotkorea.tumblr.com/FAQi dont understand
>>43309233I want to believe Tao's booty buttcheeks are soft but they're probably hard from years of kung-fu.
everyone is a slut
>>43309262can do
Luna~
>>43309252used and beefcourtains.she's the fucktoy of every guy in kpop industry, since she's so young she realy can't refuse if even a humble cameraman of music bank wants a piece of her.she's already scarred4life
>>43309270>i dont understandthen you need to check your privilege
>>43309257you have to make that money for kpops
>>43309276they look nice and firm
whats wrong with amber?
>>43309270>some 3rd/4th generation overseas-born korean trying to convince people they don't like korealol
>>43309270i took a sociology class at my community college (i'm so smarty lel) and his idea of fetishism is incorrect
>>43309305she's gay but who can blame her? I love women too hahaha
>2014>liking Chinks
>>43309270i rage when i read those type of stuff. they're the stupid ones for writing that load of crap
>>43309262are these big enough
Wow I looked up the Hangul Subtitles version of "Female President." I just realized I actually understand this entire song but never realized because they talk so quickly and slur some of their words with the music. There's even English in the song that I had no idea was there even though I've heard it so many times. This is eye-opening for me.
Hello Venus is still alive:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzlwboZm6RE
>>43309298hell yeah. that and strippers. Gotta make it rain
>>43309321at least women faggots dont spread aids everywhere they go like a certain other gender
>>43309305Threadly reminder that Amber is beating up Min's pussy AS WE SPEAK.>>43309302Yeah, they do. Tao in general looks nice and firm.
>>43309341>2014>yooyoung still has short hair
>>43309262
who is the most jealous idol in a girl group
>>43309343wordI haven't been to the strip club in a while
it's 5:30 pm, how drunk is Sunny?
I swear moot just wants me to buy his 4chan pass with these stupid catpchas
>>43309379she's with taeyeon~
>>43309334I'd glaze her qt glasses after a nice loving bj
>>43309379getting a beer buzz before she hits the clubshe's thinking it might be foreigner cock tonight
>>43309386captchas are so easy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLCxyJ8IRYThat was so amazing
>>43309386no he doesn't anon believe him :)
>>43309312you CAN'T like Korea you disgusting fetishist
just went on a drunk adevnture heres what i didwent to the park and threw away allmy beer bottlestried to open some houses front door, rang the doorbellran hometripped over abike in my garage and knnocked a bnch of shit overnow im back
did girl's day win again? jesus christ
>tfw use captcha as a way to tell when I'm too drunk to be posting
>>43309398idk, even i think i got it, it just ends up wrongktntylmm uxturt?fuck that was wrong
>>43309412do all the neighbors know you as >that guy?
>>43309386post emcaptcha - rultra
I wonder what Amber would look like if she grew her hair and trained her body to look more curvy.
>>43309422lol whatmine don't look like that
>You're Big Baby Baby
i will LITERALLY start working this monday trying to screw over people at a bank to for 10 hours a dayi will miss you /kpg/~
>>43309422wow
>>43309440a qt chinky beauty
>>43309422damn i just forgot the f>>43309444some people got new ones
where my la raza at
I wonder what jacksonite is doing right now...
>>43309455you've abandoned the true path>implying you won't get the ass for browsing kpg at work
>>43309452
>>43309476shaving his beard
>>43309412Are you trying to send us a message that you're autistic? Your neighbors probably think it's just regular you being socially awkward and annoying.
>>43309468I have legitimately had both of those things at once. I don't know how to feel.
>>43309440what's that performance? i'm dying to see a vid of that
>>43309440i wonder what amber feels like
>>43309341they're all so qt
>>43309468Mexicans dont drink corona, or eat cheetos.If you are some kind of pleb you drink tecate and eat sabritas or ruffles or whatever.
>>43309501feel good esé
>>43309464>some people got new onesthe less your country spams, the easier captchas you get.
>>43309505http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WY4dTlgt08
>>43309526the homeboys that chill in my area do
gundam seed y/n?
where my drunk bros @
>>43309468basedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-72voOYqFo
>>43309505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc
>>43309341yooyoung is too cute
It looks like Heyne was inappropriately touched in this pic>Error: our system thinks your post is spamIts a fucking conspiracy i swear>>43309533>Americahm.
>>43309539kool
>>43309540Chicanos are not mexicans.
2EYES is still alive:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THX-gfGpK6U
>>43309552>GOAT gimmickrip in peace eddie, the feels
>>43309539hey, taeyeon is a goddess and i want the world to know
>>43309561I always get distracted by that ugly dancer in the left. Somehow she reminds me of the joker.
#stopfetishizm
>>43309539no doubt they're number one
>see Gee video for first time.>no idea who is who>I thought Hyoyeon was the most attractive and best singer>google her>apparently she's ugly and is shit at singingOh.
>girl I was friends with years ago and kind of liked is now stripping and doing amateur porn/camsnot kpop but felt like sharing
>>43309561she has weird legs
>>43309594
>>43309601where's links
>>43309600this literally happened to me 5 years ago
>>43309594I will gladly fetishize myself for the korean public.
>>43309601link
>>43309602FOR YOU
>>43309601link?>>43309602theyre chicken legs!
>>43309619what the hell, you can see his junk
kamiya was just on /v/ but he left
>>43309613you can find them yourself. goes by alie boucher. her real name was cassie. used to go to anime conventions
:p
kumbaya my lord, kumbaya, kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
>>43309644apparently gotta search for alieboucher to get any links
>>43309619HAHAHAHA HIS COCK IS TINY
>>43309649very nice
>>43309649
i seriously want to kill the guy that chose that phony ass comedian as a couple for taeyeon's wgm
my bamboo mat broke ;-;I haven't been to the Korean grocery store in forever, and I want to make kimbap tomorrow, but I always feel so awkward being the only white guy in a Korean grocery storeh-help
>>43309660What did you expect.
>>43309619leeeeeelwhat a small dick
>>43309668wordwho wanna talk about how bad and bitchy and depressed and suicidal taeyeon is?
>>43309678what the hell, you can see his hairy trail
>>43309536there's a hole on the elbow of her sweater
>>43309539all of my dicks
>>43309656she didn't look bad from the pictures
>>43309665black pearl!~
>>43309692used to be better looking
>>43309539not sluts xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>43309668I dont. Smart move there, keeping korean guys away from my young waifu. She was too young and naive back then im glad they choose him.
>>43309703poor 9muses bro...
>>43309684What did you expect.
Why taeyon is depressed ?
>>43309679My dick looks like that non erectWhen I get rock hard it's around 7 inches thoughIt's weird
>>43309687sharp eyes
>>43309716not qt wbf
>>43309566based >our girls
>>43309716>one of the most popular chicks in Asia>alone because she literally isn't allowed to have a relationship>busy 24/7 because SM are dickbagsShe is probably perfectly happy but those things really fuck with you over time I could imagine. SNSD haven't had a break in years and years.
>>43309748They had plenty of vacations in past 2 years
>>43309728>this is what white guys actually believe
>>43309738our girls are so nugu their MV doesn't even have an official youtube upload
>>43309687and on the pit
>>43309748I beg to differ. Yoona has had her hymen broken, and so has Sooyoung.
>>43309683i wonder if she remembers it with at least a bi of joy for having a show for herself and whatnot or she is still thinking "but why did they choose a fat pathetic comedian way older than me that i just happened to like (his comedic roles) when i was too young to think straight"
>a qt half Korean half Japanese girl I went to middle school with and kinda knew just found my FB>She sent me a message asking if I'm free to catch up over brunch on SundayShe was hot as fuck in school and even hotter at 21Wtf what do I do
It's obvious as fuck, but have any of you actually paid attention to how retarded some fans are?I fucking hate the idol system. The fanbase names are SO retarded and they act as if they're at fucking war with eachother. I was watching the new TVXQ video and in the comments some little fat white girl said something along the line of this:>Hello Cassie. SONE would like to wish u happy 10 year anniversary.Reply from a fat, 16 year old "Sone">Thx Cassies~~ Hopefuly we can resolve tension :)
>>43309802Say yes.
>>43309802Try saying "yes, I'm up for it" or something similar.
is taeyeon the perfect embodiment of kpop itself?she'll truly never get married and will always be >our girli'm crying right now
>>43309748sorry but for me it sounds like dream life
>>43309806lel internet gang wars
>>43309811>>43309812But what if I go through with it and she finds me boring or weirdI feel like this is my one shot holy fuck my knees are trembling
>>43309806it's actually quite retarded. luckily we patrician kpg'ers are above that petty behavior, you soshitter
2EYES fact #135: Da Eun is best friends with Sehun from EXO
>>43309831then just move on manwhat have you got to lose?
>>43309831you actually never know. and if you don't go the chances are 100% against you on the goal to have that girl
>>43309831haha, you basically already fucked it up
>>43309831Who cares if she doesn't like you. Move on..Just don't reveal your power-level.
>>43309833We all have different waifu's and favorite groups but I think we all come together when we agree that Raina and Sunny are both fat pigs.
>>43309849true, sadly
>>43309817She will get married, its just gonna be way in the future.
>>43309853das it mane
>>43309833epik crayonshitter, simply epik
>>43309831Get tipsy before meeting her and you'll have all the confidence in the world.
>>43309853word
>>43309850don't listen to him. your first words should be annyonghaseyo anon desu i love kpop, who's your husbando
>>43309831People always tell you to be yourself, and while that is true you have to be confident in being yourself.If you like anime, and you happen to talk about it, you better talk about it like it's the coolest shit in the world and show her that you dont give a fuck if you like anime.If you like kaypop, you better show her how fucking alpha it is to like kpop, and how everyone else is truly a hater.Be yourself, but be confident in yourself, and if she don't like that you can always drop her.
>>43309846Yeah...>>43309848That's true, but not going might save me some heartache >>43309849Fuck youHow?>>43309850I care ;-;She's not into kpop apparently and hardly ever listens to music according to her profile, she reads a lot and has quite a few hobbies>>43309881I was considering this...
>>43309877simple soshitter, epicly simple
>>43309900>How?because you doubted yourself.
>asian girls who don't like kpop
>>43309895To add to this, only give as much fucks as you can to not come off as an asshole.
>skimming threads I had on auto>minahfags didn't know the shows are rigged by companiesmy fucking sides
>>43309900just be positive and optimisticgirls like that shitdon't be emo
>>43309765LET US HAVE OUR DREAMS FUCKFACE
>>43309895Actual good advice. Didn't think I would see it in a kpop thread.
>>43309900If you want any chance of fucking her, you need confidence. And with alcohol comes confidence.
>>43309915still can't prove it though
Why are >our girls so much better than nugus like bestie or fiestar or tren-d?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuEVmN0Fa4
>>43309922>those eyes...
>>43309895>>43309914Wow thanks, this is definitely something I will practice I think I might just message her and take the plunge now...
>>43309900She's interested in you, dude. You can't pass that shit up.
>>43309929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Lok-GGPPU
>>43309929fiestar are based though
>>43309929>2nugus>>our girlslol
>>43309895tfw do this but cant always pull it off
>>43309929>forcing them by comparing them to other groupswell done at failing
>>43309934No problem anon. Glad I could help.
>>43309959based pinoy sica bro
>>43309953Word I'm hit or miss with that shit. Sometimes I nail it and her panties get instantly wet, sometimes I fuck it up so bad I wonder if I'm as autistic as Fany
>tfw Hyelyn
>you will never have Ambers 6 incher deep in your anus>you will never get Amber semen on your chin>you will never give Amber a blowjob
>>43309969How'd you know I was pinoy?
>>43309953word. usually i just come off like i don't give a fuck about anyone else. or maybe i actually don't. i don't know
>>43309989because you're obviously a member of the #mostpowerfulraceonearth
You get to fuck ONE idol of your choice and knock them up, but after you do they instantly age 50 yearsYour baby will be born normal thoughWHo do you pick?
>>43309989i remember everything
>>43310005neat
Have whoeyes even charted? I'm looking at their m/vs now and they don't even have more views than TINT despite debuting way before them
How many filipinos are there in kpg? I know theres the M Hyuna guy, then the sica one right now,and me
Should I send in a picture? I'm really not sure if I want to. Do you think it would increase the chances of them looking over me? Though I think my name would be enough for that.
could someone articulate for me why this blog makes me so annoyedhttp://thisisnotkorea.tumblr.com/i can't stop reading itbtw do you like this cute stereotypical asian girl i do
>>43310018fany
>>43310018i might be part pinoy but i will never know
>>43310005You wouldn't happen to remember my name too would you? I posted it once here a few days ago.
>>43310004Heyne. She's got the kind of face that will naturally age well. She's going to be a qt even as an ahjumma. She'd probably stay young at heart too.
>>43310004Taeyeon obviously. She's my waifu without that bullshit, but 50 years is a bit too much I guess. Plus my tall genetics + her short gentics will fuse together and create the ultimate kpop kid who will earn us millions.
>>43310022Send in a picture of your dick
>>43310022That you, Taobro? Give it a shot~
>>43310022wow that's amazing, i want to be a trainee so badly
>>43310005:0>>43310004Moonwould have a family with/10
>>43310023i love eunji
>>43310022It's SM.You HAVE to send a picture if you want them to consider you at all. They put a lot of emphasis on looks.
>>43310041>tall genetics + her short genticsWill create a 5'11 manlet like meDon't put your kid through that
>>43310016Shooting Star MV doesn't have an official upload...
>>43310022What would happen if you applied and you were perfect for the job...but you were white.
>>43310048Moon Hyuna's a good choice. She'd be one of those elegant, sophisticated ahjummas.
>>43310037i probably wasnt herei just know youre from caliare you the guy who posted his number?
I have to admit that this was funnyhttp://thisisnotkorea.tumblr.com/post/72664594031/sol1dsnake-what-the-fuck-is-this-how-can-a
>>43310023i fucking LOVE eunjithanks
>>43310072>"new korean-inspired fruit flavored popsicles! u can pretend its ur oppas dick!"i kek'd hard
>>4331000450 years is too much.Fuck an american idol. She ages and i keep the money and the baby and get famous in the process. Move to Korea. Fuck k-idols.Win at life.
>>43310045>>43310056I don't know if my face is quite up to par yet. I was gonna apply and use it as fuel to get fit and cut. I do think I am pretty cute now, but is it enough? Or would putting the picture up and then showing up looking way better wow them enough to still consider me? But they could have already thrown my application out the window, you know.
>>43310072>new korean-inspired fruit flavored popsicles! u can pretend its ur oppas dick!toppest of keks
>>43310071Nah, not him. I was the one that posted that replychain though with the last 4 numbers of your cell#And I am from cali.
>>43310066they'd make you the drummer in their upcoming blandcore indie band project
>>43310063but their other songs do, and they each have less views that TINTs debut song. Tint only debuted 3 months ago, from what i'm seeing, it looks like whoeyes debuted 6 months ago. They're not going to make it
>>43310092show us your pic
>>43310066Sen. Jesse Helms is still alive and listens to kpop????????http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIyewCdXMzk
>>43310090>You get to fuck ONE idol of your choicetry again anon
>>43310101lol
>>43309895only virgens double spaceignore this fucking idot
>>43310092Oh shit wait fuck. SM has enough racist cunts in it. I'd rather you not apply at all so you wont be able to push your racist agenda in the future.
>>43310095what part of cali are you in? Bay Area here
>>43310070wordliterally the only woman I consider marrying
>>43310092Like that wuss with the korean schoolmate, if you don't send it in you 100% won't make it~
>>43309890THISbelieve in urself
>>43310117I'm 30 miles east of LA.
>>43310095oh yeah you werebut yeah i tend to remember things a lot completely unintentionally
>>43310117Is Bay Area considered Northern California?
first for nana
http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/3180-why-yellow-fever-is-different-than-having-a-type-
>>43310092well you knowif they thought tao looked good enough then they obviously accept anyone
>>43310092you've gotta do it if you don't i feel you're indirectly sending a message that you're not confident or something
>>43310141>firstmore like 76th
going to be streaming mosters vs aliens (after this song)justin/tarushaman
>>43310131yea i believe so. Sacramento is central california i think
goodnight /kpg/!
Why some you even care about other groups than SNSD? What's the point?
>>43310127I'm like 10 Miles South of DTLA
>>43310163goodnight bro, hope you have comfy dreams
>>43310110You're not tricking me that easily cummeister. >>43310116What agenda can an idol push besides their superiors. >>43310119Okay. I guess the next question would be if I should wear my glasses or not. I hear I look drastically different without them on but I don't know.
>>43310113what? I just fuck one and thats it for life? I thought that it was implying something like, fuck one idol of your choice just because magic, and then you are on your own
>>43310164i like groups that have talent
>>43310164stfu
>>43310164Only liking SNSD is entry-level as fuck, there are a lot more groups out there that are fun.
>tfw smaller than 6 inchesanyone else knows this feel?
>>43310109they are going to make itthey're with the same company as the #TRILL GOD, he won't let them fail~
tfw really hope taoshitter makes it but dont think he will because hes white
>>433101945"
>>43310194im pretty sure im under 5 inches
>>43310177thanks, i hope you do too when you go to sleep
>>43310181>then you are on your ownIf you can fuck k-idols on your own, go ahead. Many people here are neckbeards though.
>>43310175I'm gonna be living in south LA starting tomorrow. Don't know what to expect really. I've been to LA a lot, just haven't lived out there.
>>43310164SNSD is the greatest group out there, but even so, there are many other ones that are worth listening to. Don be mongoloid.
you can do it taobro. i believe in you!
>>43310196THANK YOU TRILL GOD>>43310194>6"idktf
>>43310194don't worry, Koreans can't take more than 5 inches
>>43310191It's like saying only having new Maybach is entry level as fuck.And having Kia, Renault and Opel is the shit.
movie is on
>>43310164i follow 4minute because i'm a masochisthope this helps
>>43310211ill be the famous late husband of an american idol.i bet that might help a little.
You have 2 choices.You sell your soul to Satan and marry your waifu.Or you marry a 6/10 white girl.
>>43310196he sure looks liek chinese Bieber
>>43310220You're 14, you still have ways to go in terms of growing unless your genes fuck you.
>>43310236>You sell your soul to Satanthat's a pretty trve cvlt thing to do for you're waifv
>>43310236man, a 6/10 white girl is like a -6/100 asian girl
>>43310236Consider my soul sold
>>43310236I need to know what will happen to my soul/what will I feel after the death to decide
>>43310250You'll be fucked in the ass by Amber every day for 4 hours straight in hell.
>>43310232>masochist>implying 4minute doesn't have fun songs
>>43310236>marry sojin and research life extension techniques together>troll satan
>>43310236idk, what is rly mean ' sell your soul to satan " ? whats the difference with now ?
>tfw the only person on yozoh's stream
>>43310264Based Sojinbro
>>43310257i'm sold
NEW >>43310277
>>43310232sohyun cute
last for nana