| >> | No.42982648 Be Brave Bold Robot will release an album that will give them instant, completely unforeseen critical and commercial success. Then people will listen to their first three albums and hate the new one, because it's popular, and bands most popular albums are usually the most hated by fans. It will still manage to become /mu/core.
Avey Tare will die by slipping on an empty bottle of Vodka and break his head open. (A few years later, the remaining three members will release an album without him, but it will be much like "Squeeze" to the Velvet Underground; It will generally not be considered an Animal Collective album.)
Before Avey Tare kicks the bucket, Justin Bieber will feel the urge to beat someone up again. As Animal Collective are heading to their next gig, he'll pick some random dude out of the crowd and knock him to the ground, then realizing it's Avey Tare, he'll say, "Awe, shit, Om sorry, yo," and then, in a flash of light, Avey Tare will transform into a lizard, and kill Justin Bieber with his acid spit. |
| >> | No.42982971 Owen Pallett releases In Conflict, is much more experimental and divides fans. Pitchfork rates it 9.3 or 9.4 BNM. AOTY for me.
Sufjan and friends release Planetarium. Really fucking good, critics enjoy it, fans moan about when his next solo album is gonna be, not caring about Brice or Nico in the slightest.
Sisyphus releases debut album. Completely demolished by critics. Band breaks up, Serengeti stays low-key, Son Lux rises to fame, Sufjan does whatever the fuck he wants.
The Avalanches release new album. Highly rated but mostly the same as the first. Oh well.
Neutral Milk Hotel releases a new album, it's complete shit, revealing that ITAOTS was just a beautiful fluke.
Thom Yorke tries another solo project and critics feel just as meh about it as they did last time.
Lorde releases slighly more artistic album, backs it up with a unique and ingenious live show that borrows from many art forms.
Justin Bieber reveals retiring was a PR stunt. Bieliebers go wild, everyone else can't shut the fuck up about how much they want to kill him.
People finally stop listening to John Lennon. |