"This is the run" he whispered into Jared's ear
Siglemic reach over and gently caressed Jared's face. "Jared," What do you think? 12.7? 12.6?" "No, it will be all night long", said Jared.
"If I don't practice, how will i beat Nero?" Sig asked. Jared caressed Sig's legs and said "Oh, you'll beat Nero alright."
Jared took Sig's controller from his hands and set it down. He pulled Sig close to him and said "Sig, this is going to be a Tool Assisted Speed Run." Siglemic tried to pull away, abash. But his face was flushed.
"Jared, I have to perfect my 100 TTC", Sig said, stern. Jared quickly kissed Sig's forehead and said, "You can practice your 100 TTC later, I 've got to practice my Lakitu Skip into your mouth."
"But Jared, Honey is close to beating the record to, I can't let Honey get away with that." Just then, Cosmo walks in, shirtless. "Guys, I need to work on my Infinite Sword Glitch"
Cosmo walks over to Sig and pushes Jared away from her. "Cosmo, what are you doing?" Sig asks. Cosmo kisses Sig fully on the mouth and says "I need you to be my young link"
Cosmo sits on Sig's lap, fully confident in himself. Sig, obviously uncomfortable, tries to pull away, but it's clear he wants somthing.
Cosmo whispers "What do you think about an any% run, Sig?" Sig asks nervously "Does that mean I can do... anything I want?" "As long as you aim for the 'world record', my young link", Cosmo replies.
Cosmo whispers "Have you ever tried to speed run Final Fantasy 7?... would you like to speed run Final Fantasy 7 all over my chest?" Sig, fully flushed now, slowly nods his head. "Can I be Barret?"
"Of course you can be Barret, as long as I can be Cloud", Cosmo replies. Sig nods his head even faster, obviously flushed. "This is... the run..." as he pulls Cosmo's pants down slowly.
Cosmo is fully naked before Sig, his Bob-bomb throbbing with excitement. "I just might have to do the 'bomb clip'", Sig says, bashfully.