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fucking lol

>>41594105
its what you see when you're about to eat a girl out

Vaginas are gross.

nah man that's what eye sockets look like when you take the eyeball out

it looks like raw meat. like fish?

it's not a real pussy it's called bro-pussy and what is bro-pussy

how are you not sure

even the most socially-plebeian of plebs have seen vaginas all over the internet if not in real life

it's a potato

so, you're supposed to just put your penis in there and it feels good?

It's a close up of Majin Buu?

chicken

>>41594189
You're supposed to let it rub your nose while you lick her asshole

ive taken more of a liking to vaginas lately.
i used to think they look gross, but now ive kinda come around

>>41594189
Yeah but they get really wet... I think imagine it's because they fucking pee from there so some of that sticks to the vag but who knows.

>>41594188
it's a potato? Nu-nu

That's a vagina

I remember from when I came out of my mother's vagina. I have really good memory.

>>41594259
>literally sticking your penis into pee-soaked meatflaps

>>41594274
There was a kid in my high school who swore up and down that he could remember exiting the womb and the doctor pulling him out

>"It all just smelled really bad."
That's an exact quote from part of his explanation.

He also told everyone that his dad sold guns on the black market and that he and his dad did target practice with ak47s

where is the clit?

guys help

>yfw its a black girls pussy

>>41594319
>having a penis
im a girl silly

Are you fucking kidding me? First Miley and the Death Grips cover and now this? Is music just porn now?

>>41594339
sup bby

>>41594341
disgusting

>>41594339
>16
>first time having sex
>eating my gf out
>"rub my clit anon"
>i had no idea what that was
>licked my finger and started rubbing her asshole in a circular motion

>>41594339
its inside the vagina a little above the prostate

mhhhh, tastey,LOL @ faggots on /mu/ saying its gross, I would love to ram my fat cock in that tight little clit

>>41594105
lel'd @ ADVISORY

>>41594368

I can already tell that qt 3.14 listens to NMH. She is the one.

>>41594368

>mfw i thought girls peed out of their butthole until i was 20

>>41594381
>ram my cock in that clit

I knew I had it somewhere.

>>41594441
>mfw I still dont understand how girls can pee out their vagina AND have sex with it

>>41594259
It gets wet because it's the body lubing it's self up nigga.

>>41594458
it's a slice of pink grapefruit in syrup right

>>41594458
>I'm expected to put my tongue in that

>>41594458
That looks legitimately delicious

>durr durr where da white pussy

>>41594463
Isn't that what we do.

Do vaginas actually look like raw chicken meat
I like dicks and I can't remember my mom's

>>41594506
I remember your mom's dick

>>41594476
but with what? nothing comes from there but pee, blood, and babies. and it would be redder if it were lubed up with blood.

>>41594506
it all pink bro

>>41594463
>girls
>pee out of their vagina
Looks like this nigga never took Anatomy & Physiology!

>>41594486
>not wanting to eat pussy

>>41594544
or never watched a women pee

Where do i stick the penis?

>>41594105
>why does it look like that

ircc it's some kind of mucus produced by the cervix but it might be made higher up in the body.

>>41594463
>mfw I still dont understand how boys can pee out their penis AND have sex with it

>>41594105
That's where the clitoris is, young nigga.

Why can't vaginas look like buttholes? Why can't girls just have two buttholes?
>tfw no qt with butthole-vagina

>>41594520
from semen left behind the last time she had sex

that's why the first time is always worst for ladies, no semen to lube up with

>girls have to wipe when they pee

>>41594188
no its a tambourine

>>41594555
it's called being gay nigga
How does a gay guy know more about pussy than a bunch of straight dudes.

>tfw you realize you spend your life on a board with a bunch of ignorant virgins (most over 18), whether or not they're joking

>>41594583
What the fuck is that gif from? I always see that shit and wonder about the context.

>>41594259
the pee comes from a different hole

/mu/ - Women's Anatomy

it's a fucking drum you idiot.

>>41594644
so do i actually, can never shake all the dribbles out otherwise

>>41594639
>vaginas are LITERALLY filled with other mens cum

no thanks jeff, ill take that pure virigin girl over these used goods anyday

It's that thing from Alien

The shape of the head of your dick is designed to scoop other males' semen from the vagina

this fucking thread what the fuck

>>41594679
Yeah ok anon I'm not gullible enough to believe they have a vagina, anus, AND a third hole just for peeing...

>u will never pee out ur vagina

>>41594644
do girls even exist or what

>>41594654
>How does a gay guy know more about pussy than a bunch of straight dudes.
how did you ever come to this conclusion
all you said is that you don't want to eat pussy and people called you out for being gay
like
i just
dont

>>41594368
I remember when I was in like 6th grade, people started having sex and talking about it. One of my friends had a very similar story to yours, except the guy stuck his finger in there, making her instantly diarrhea-poop on him, making him instantly throw up on her.

>>41594717
haha yeah, ive never seen a TRIPLE penetration porn

>>41594675
>(most over 18)
>implying the influx of 16 y/o didnt shit up the baord
You are also not 18 newbie, go to reddit

>>41594687
I'm glad I'm not the only one.

>>41594717
subtle

>>41594699
u cant only shake u gotta treat it like a run-out tube of toothpaste while youre doin it

>>41594717

>this thread
thanks mods

>>41594740
http://www.efukt.com/21083_Hey_Daddy,_look_what_I_can_do!.html

>>41594726
No I am gay and I am flabbergasted that all of these people know less about it than me.

>>41594737

>>41594760
clearly shopped, bladders don't have interior padding, the baby can't fit in there with all that shit in the way

>>41594760
wait, so do i stick my wiener in the "vagina" or the "urethra"?

>>41594756
meant for >>41594687

>>41594790
For you I would suggest the urethra, it would probably be tighter around your penis.

>>41594789
You could not possibly be this stupid.
This nigga trolling

>>41594760
Ok so the bladder is where the pee comes from I get that. but doesn't that mean the pee will still get all over the vagina?

>>41594811
Holy shit, grow a sense of humor, Anon

>>41594790
it depends on your girth

>>41594760
Wait, so how do you get your wiener here? Is that what "going all the way" means?

>>41594819
the pee comes out at a velocity similar to a fire hose

>>41594811
So are most of the replies in this thread.

Do girls bleed when you take their virginity?

I have a massive phobia of blood

>>41594819
no cause the urethra is in their butt which is below the vagina

>>41594849
im
>>41594463
and i still dont get it

this thread is the most bizarre combination of actually stupid as shit fuckheads and subtle, informed jokesters i have ever seen
its like nobody can even tell whose joking, holy fucking shit i feel like i'm on planet stupid taking crazy pills

>>41594678
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KN0luWt-zQ

>>41594175
underrated post

>>41594851
It bleeds massively. You can stop it by licking where the hymen was.

>>41594851
depends. many of them do but some don't. sometimes the hymen can be broken from things other than sex and other women have very thin hymens to begin with that don't have to be torn much/at all

>>41594841
idk man but I know girls have this weird thing called a hymen. I think that when you break that you can get to that area, but you need a really big, strong penis to break the hymen!

>>41594851
yeah if they get a nosebleed from the killer orgasm u give them

>>41594851
They might a little bit if you manage to break the hymen.

>>41594458
>mfw taste isn't bad but the texture is awful
goddamn it, i don't like how slimy it feels on my tongue

>>41594868
>stupid as shit fuckheads
the fact that I havent had sex makes me stupid?

>>41594737
>people started having sex in 6th grade
I was like 11

I didn't even know what a blowjob until I was like 14

>>41594851
yeah but only with hemophiliacs

use to be quite common a generation or two ago when inbreeding was standard practice

>>41594936
they seem to start younger with each generation

>>41594908
yea do you think there are any virgin CEOs?

>>41594871
wow thank you.

I'm not that guy but damn I have been wondering the same for months.

>>41594319
>literally sticking your penis into a shithole

>>41594868
This is the best /mu/ thread in a while
Take it from an /09/ fag, it is the purst form of trickery
Truly brilliant, if we had a chmapionship for this /mu/ would at least qualify for the tourny with this thread

>>41594899
there was a joke like this in Metalocolypse but i don't remember if you actually said it word for word or of it's a coincidence. regardless, great post.

>>41594970
oh wait no i just remembered the joke was the guy thought 'blowjob' meant 'nosebleed' hahaahha

>>41594253
When are you gonna come out to your dads that you're straight?

I thought sex ed classes were mandatory

>>41594841
You CAN fit a penis inside a urethra. It's possible to stretch it enough to fit a cock in.

>>41594965
>not pounding a fat twink ass on then reg
are you queer

>>41594458
That's one healthy-ass vagina

>>41594965
>girls
>shitting

>>41594895
Thanks, mate. I think this will be my game plan for getting the baby out of her belly.

Wheres the "clit"

>>41595039
imagine the post-ejaculatory shame & regret you would feel after blowing your load up in someone's bladder

>>41594760
imagine fuking dat urethra hole, damn that would be tite and so hot

>>41595028
the only thing they said was "don't have sex" and then they passed out pocket New Testaments

>>41595039
Requesting the excerpt from that one book that depicted a girl being fucked in her urethra for 40-50 years and not knowing why she kept getting bladder infections

>>41595078
on the top of the vagina, approximately where the penis would be on a man

>>41595078
ask chef

OH WAIT

>>41595100
yeah
did you not read the new testament they gave you?

>doing practical exam at uni
>have to go from station to station
>get to one where I need to identify parts of the female reproductive system
>have a model of it in front of me
>answer the questions in a few seconds and get bored while waiting to move to the next station
>idly stick my finger in the vag
>get largest boner of my life
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>bell rings to move stations
>have to stand up and walk with a bulging erection
>see qt girl staring at it
>she gives me a mocking smile
>tfw

Anatomy models are not toys, treat them with respect kids

>>41595028
you'd be surprised at what most states are able to pass off as "sex education"
its really, really disheartening
basically, saying the word "vagina" is so uncomfortable for people over 40 that they sidestep the entire thing, instead telling you that birth control is still faulty so you shouldn't ever have sex, oh and btw check your balls and tits for lumps sometimes alright class dismissed

>>41594381
>I would love to ram my cock in that clit

>>41595135
you are the epitome of beta

>>41595135
loving every lmao

>>41594868
>tfw when I'm one of the jokesters and even I'm confused about if some of these people are also playing around or not

>>41595216
>implying you know shit about girls

>>41595127
It's not the same as the ones they hand out at the beginning of the year, before football games, and at every pep rally?

>>41595260
i know enough about them to know they pee out their vagina not their butt

have you guys even watched porn before or what

>>41595150
i'm not even from the states and you perfectly described my sex ed classes

>>41595028
My fucking health teacher left in the middle of the semester to go to another school because they apparently needed a new health teacher more than my school did. We didn't get to the sex ed part and everyone who passed the first marking period just got an automatic pass for health.

>>41595102
> that one book that depicted a girl being fucked in her urethra for 40-50 years and not knowing why she kept getting bladder infections
What the fuckkk? I read an article today about a girl who didn't know she had a vagina until she was 17, though.

>>41594704
>the shape of the head of your dick is designed to scoop other males' semen from the vagina

>>41595300
no I don't want it to show up on my search history

>>41595294
but they pee out of their urehtra

>>41595300
>not watching trap j.o. vids exclusively

>>41595300
No, my mom would be PISSED if she found out

>>41595300
just the Asian porn, which is usually pixelated and aren't their vaggies sideways or something?

>>41595074
No prob bro! Good luck getting that cute baby out of there.

...how do babies breathe in a vag anyway?

>>41595322
nice try anon

>tfw you love the cock instead

>>41595337
>trap j.o
I need to know what this is

>>41594704
>The shape of the head of your dick is designed to scoop other males' semen from the vagina

>>41595300
>watching porn
lmao you gay nigga?
I buy talia al ghul action figure and scrub the paint off idiot

>>41595082
>implying I wouldn't feel victorious

>>41594368
did she like it?

>>41595135
what did the vag feel like?

>>41595357
babies can hold their breathe for up to a year
they dont evolve lungs until right up to the last couple weeks in the womb

>>41595400
bags of sand

>>41595357
>...how do babies breathe in a vag anyway?
I don't know. That's why I need to rescue all of them.

>>41595400
It was a plastic model dude so it just felt like plastic

>>41595372
a "trap" (transgender) jacking off.

>>41595400
a bag of sandy milk and coins

>>41594704
>design

get the fuck out of here with that christfaggotry

>>41595102
dammit, I don't think I have that saved

>>41595357
air comes in through the umbilical cord like a bicycle pump

>>41595426
have fun in hell

>>41595300
No, I don't want to go to hell

>>41595452
>>41595454

It's a sign

>>41595447
is there a sepearate chord for air?

>>41595423
>j.o.
was i stupid for not knowing what this meant? sry

>>41595426

>>41595424
>yfw one of the people actually being serious in this thread goes and fills up a bag with coins, sand, and milk and tries to use it as a synthetic vagina

>>41595046
Anon....
>>5957345

>>41595469
Yes, it goes from the babbys mouth to the mother bellybutton for an air intake!

>>41594704
>The shape of the head of your dick is designed to scoop other males' semen from the vagina

>>41595518
>stink finger in belly button
>it smells like asss

>>41595542
>having poor hygiene

>>41595403
But what do they do after they develop the lungs but aren't born yet?

>>41595411
Aight sounds like a good cause.

>>41595421
Then why did you get hard?

>>41595542
*stick
*ass

my bad

>>41595542
>suffocating a baby

Seriously though, what does it taste like
I want to give my gf the ol lickeroo but I'm too scared that it'll taste bad but I'd have to continue out of politeness

>>41595588
salty milk and coins

>>41594259
i hear girls pee when they're aroused, is that true

>>41595501
oops
>>>/gif/5957345

>>41595588
milky coins and salt

>>41595572
idk just one of those moments I guess

There are tears running down my face right now from laughing at this fucking thread

>>41595617
My cheeks hurt from all the smiling/laughing. I really needed this.

Thank you /mu/ <3

>>41595617
best /mu/ thread in awhile

>>41595603
>why boner... FUCK
captcha: suggestion olossen

I like eating pussy, as long as it's clean.

All you niggaz are gay.

>>41595659
embrace your new fetish man

Please tell me vaginas don't actually look like that.
I don't wanna stick my dick anywhere near that.

>>41595681
Sheeeeit... Welp brazilian skat pronz here I go.

>>41595683
you're gay

>>41594156
yeah id rather take a dick in the ass than put my dick in one of those things any day

>>41595683
would you put it in a butthole?

>>41594997
wtf is wrong with you

>>41595715
As long as it's clean.

>>41595588
tastes kinda the same as a wet dick

>>41595572
>But what do they do after they develop the lungs but aren't born yet

there's a theory that the appendix, held all the air a fetus would need until birth. it's no coincidence that in it's vestigial state in children and adults, it resembles a used, shriveled up old scuba tank

>>41595730
That hole is only clean if you're a fetus who hasn't pooped yet.

>>41595730
Congratulations, you're gay.

>man dicks sure are beautiful compared to vaginas, pussy is gross
>guys how come i still can't get gf

Is everyone ITT underage or just virgin as fuck.

>>41595782
Or humor is a thing that exists. Tough call.

>>41595775
>always think vags are ugly
>slowly starting to find penises cute
Maybe I really am bi

>>41595782
>doesnt get the joke
COnfirmed underage

>>41594105
thanks asshole now I have to make a quesadilla.

>>41595775
You're fucking stupid
The people who don't get the joke are embarrassing

>>41595944
>tfw the humorless manage to be stupider than the people who don't know anything about vaginas

>>41595828
>been really into shemales lately
>tfw I fantasized that my female coworkers all had dicks and gangbanged me last night

>>41595802
Considering this is 4chan, I'm going to go with the former over the latter

>>41595980
welcome to my life

this thread reminds me of an old thread on /b/, I think 5-6 years ago, where someone asked where girls pee out of because they don't understand vaginas/urethras. It evolved into women having 42 holes, each being for a different function such as storing your keys or the chamber of secrets, etc. anyone here familiar with what I'm talking about?

>>41595737
wtf man how would you know that are you gay or something you know what i dont even want to know the answer to that you fag

>>41596017
No, because /b/ is the shittiest board on here, worse than /a/

>>41596017
>42 holes
And I thought the anon who said girls have 3 holes was silly.

>>41596033
I said 5-6 years ago, can't you read? /b/ was actually good at one point

>>41596023
>he can't suck his own dick
Hahaha let us all laugh at the inflexible pleb with a small dick.

>>41595966
>is being facetious
>can't recognize mutual facetiousness

>pink matter, the best track on orange channel, not even discussed once this whole thread

>>41596111
>/mu/
>talking about music
I don't know where you think you are anon.

>>41596111
condescending trips

>>41595980
i can only get off to shemales if they actually look like girls but most of the time they have really manly faces and it turns me the fuck off

In This Thread: /mu/ talks about vaginas and all the sex they never had or will have

>>41596143
this is why i stick to futa
>tfw you'll never have a super cute girl that's 100% female besides her giant dick

>>41595980
>u will never make a lewd remark to a co-worker about ur comely futa boss that she overhears and keeps u late at work to punish & dominate you in her office

what's the fucking point

>>41596090
Can't suck his dick because it's too large to fit in his mouth

>>41596143
yeah same
if I ever meet a pretty girl who turns out to have a dick imma date the shit out of her
no homo tho

>>41596196
Anon has tiny dick and even tinier mouth

>>41596204
Why not just date a pretty girl?

>>41596184
>masturbating to cartoons

>>41596226
>dating something with a vagine

get a load of this pleb... too gay to take a dick from a hot girl

>>41596226
im not gay

>>41596226
I do that quite often m8

>>41596193
stop adding more sadness to my dreadful life

>>41596231
was that really the only problem you had with that post?

so how many of you browse /d/

>>41596196
If that were the case then he could still suck the tip. But he's too inflexible and small to even get a little lick.

>>41596295
sup

>>41596226
Did you learn nothing from this whole thread?

>>41594105
Do you seriously not know what a vag looks like OP?

>>41596278
yep
>a super cute girl that's 100% female besides her giant dick
sounds pretty awesome if it weren't a drawing

>>41596083
>5-6 years ago
>/b/
>good
I... I don't understand

>>41596295
I go there once or twice a year to see what kind of fetishes I could have never imagined exist.

>tfw no gross t. swift vagina to make love to
I'd look past my disgust if it were for her.

>>41595408
10/10

>>41596363
god you faggots ruin everything, don't you

>>41596428
Don't blame all of us. I was having fun.

>>41596363
Don't worry anon. Owl City turned her away from boys, and Tegan and Sara are all the love TayTay will ever need.

G-guys am I gay if I think dicks are way better than vaginas, but find dudes gross? Like, I want to live in a world where your qt gf's dick turns submissive and the peehole opens up to the width of like one of those chalky sticks that come with Fun Dip candy or so, and then you stick your dick inside the girl's dickhole and fuck her urethra and then when you cum your semen goes down to your gf's ballsack where it incubates with her testicles which are actually eggs and the ballsack turns into the womb and stretches out as the baby gets bigger then when they give birth their dick opens up like in sex and the baby is pissed out from their dickhole but they still have a super stretched out ballsack for the rest of their lives after so you can tell which girls have given dickbirth yet so you know not to fuck them because there's probably still placenta residue in their urethra or something?

>>41594704
are you dense?
if you're uncut that wouldn't happen
and uncut is natural
so you're retarded

>>41596482
/d/ pls

>>41596497
>uncut is natural

>impyling everything we do isnt in accordance with nature

>>41596482
>ruining a fun joke
You remind me of a friend I once had who had to always take the joke to a point where it just became not funny.

>>41596226
dude wtf why would you even suggest that

>>/b/

>>41596482

>>41596514
>implying you wouldn't fuck a dickgirl
faggot

>>41596497
>uncut is natural
get a load of this goyim

>>41596482
I have probably the biggest erection ever right now

>>41596482

>>41596482
boner achieved

>>41596482
come on now

is this board full of 12 year olds?

>>41596615
Everyone's joking

>>41596482
>/mu/ - Music
> - Music
>Music

I don't even care if this is a troll thread, I think vaginas are fucking nasty. They just look so aesthetically disgusting. Just flaps of nasty ass wet skin that smells like tuna

But I aint gay either... but id suck a dick if I felt like it idgaf

>>41596615
Have some fun nigga. Serious mothafucka!

>>41596633
iktf
Like I'm okay with dicks and stuff but vaginas just look weird, I'm more than happy to stick my dick in one though but they just look so disgusting

>>41596615

fuck off scaruffi

>>41596482

>>41596615
My little anonymous can't be this dense

>>41596633
>>41596657
Man I'm mostly into men and I don't understand why you guys hate vaginas so much

>>41596633
I remember I told a few of my friends that I'd suck dick for $50 before. I am now known as the "$50 Guy"

>>41596633
You're just not a man.

damn, that coverart is absolutely disgusting.

>>41596482
God dammit anon

>>41596370
10/10

>>41596633
In all seriousness, I can find vagina pretty appealing. Sure, butthole is better, it's all cute and scrunched up and stuff, but vagina doesn't look necessarily bad.

>people have threads trying to discuss music and get ignored
>this thread with less than 3 music related posts is still active
mods por favor

>>41596615
it is. I go to another music forum and all the kids/teens that post there use epic /mu/ memes

not a vagina, it's an option

>>41596751
alright let's talk about vagina music

Sleater-Kinney is the best rock band from the 90s

>>41596730
The only time a vagina is ever attractive is if it's a complete innie. But most girls have vaginas that look like someone superglued old roast beef to the sides of a gaping axe wound. Buttholes are always more appealing to me, even though their function is obviously grosser.

>>41596772
How do we define vagina music?

>>41596730
>>41596700
>>41596685
>>41596683
>>41596657

I had a really bad experience with pussy once though. This one time I was hanging out with some girl and we were really drunk and she was DTF but I wanted to go down on her because I never did and I wanted to know what it was like. She was really advising me not to and wrestling me away from her crotch and I should have taken the hint but I was really fucked up, so I just eventually muscled my way down there and it wasn't pleasant. again, being really drunk I just kind of licked away for a few seconds, before the smell hit me and we just kind of layed there in awkward silence for a few seconds, and then I was like "iight" and casually dipset the fuck out of there. Fucking dirty hoes take a fucking shower god damn - scarred an innocent guy for life here.

>>41594687
Mah nigga

>>41596793
idk... if it's clean it doesn't necessarily have to be a complete innie, and I'd disagree that most women have a beef curtains, most of them kinda have an inbetween between full innie and beef curtains, with a closer skewed towards innie.
Being clean is obviously very important (but do you really want to be fucking a woman who doesn't clean her vagina properly), I find most vagina to be pretty cute. Buttholes have a habit of being pretty appealing as well. From the male's viewpoint anal penetration is better than vaginal penetration because it relaxing and slowly enveloping the penis is pretty damn sexy.

>>41594704

>>41596772
They're tied with Fugazi for my favorite 90s band.

>>41596802
Well she did warn you...

>>41596793
>not wanting to get a stretchy flap in your mouth and play with it & lick the folds

>you will never slobber on a pooper

/mu/ we should talk about our fetishes, seeing that we are the most wretched beings in existence.

>>41596891
BDSM master race

>>41596891
I like grinding/buttjobs

>>41596891
>>41596891
>seeing that we are the most wretched beings in existence.
speak for yourself, pal.

>>41594892
Yeah, this.

I used to have a friend (used to) who was somehow constantly managing to date girls way out of his league - and I don't mean in the sense of looks, just common good personality/human decency, because he was a disrespectful cock.

Last straw for me was when he was dating this cool as shit girl, who was funny, interesting, cute, and totally adored him only to cut her off all of a sudden, leading to tearful attempts by her and pissed-off ones from her friends to ask him what the fuck happened. I finally got it out of him that he was pissed because she he thought she was a virgin and after taking it slow and coercing her and finally getting to fuck her he was convinced that she'd lied to him because there was no blood. SHE WAS A FUCKING GYMNAST! So he dumped the greatest girl his sorry ass was ever likely to get because he was an ignorant dumbass who was too stupid to figure out that her hymen had probably been obliterated by split jumps by the time she was 8.

>>41596891
i'm into femdom, and handjobs, and teasing, and CFNM, and all of that embarrassing beta shit

>>41596482

>>41596940
are you friends with jerry seinfeld

>>41596891
Literally anything other than scat, BDSM, rape/sadism roleplay, insects, pedophilia, suffocation, and whatever it's called when you shove stuff in your dick.

>>41596891
Feet, british schoolgirls wrestling on grass
I'm pretty tame.

>>41596482

>>41596683
The look disgusting

>>41596970
So you're into amputees and skullfucking?

>>41596802
>wrestling me away
>I muscled my way down
That's a little bit rapey anon.

>>41596891
Sex with clothes on, grinding and very very light femdom

Pretty vanilla tbh

>>41597022
>amputees
Yup.
>skullfucking
Like, fucking an actual skull? Eh, probably not. I'm not morally opposed to it, but I can't imagine it feeling very good. I guess I should also add necrophilia to that list.

>>41596802
Yeah, it's totally her fault for not refusing to let you go down on her (and mostly against her will, it sounds like) when she knew full well that her guest bedroom hadn't been freshened up.

fyi a gentleman would have used his fingers to get her off after that anyhow. Who harasses a woman into sex and then complains that it wasn't porno-quality? You're a pathetic faggot.

>>41596970
>mfw im into all of that except scat and sounding

>>41596956
Was there an episode about that? Because if so that makes me even more mad at him.

>>41596891
Facesitting.

beast bread all year

>this thread

>>41596891
foot fetishist in here

footjob/sockjob master race

>/mu/ will never have a thread as funnier as this one

>tfw bump limit

>>41594414
This has potential
I'll shoop it like a pro

>>41596891
group sex, outdoor/public sex, stranger sex, light bondage

>>41596891
chimp-on-human rape
woundfucking

>>41596772
She's so fucking funny on portlandia

>>41596802
Perhaps you should have checked your privilege.

>>41595102
>>41595314
>>41595438
Anon comes to the rescue.

If you're easily nauseated, don't read this. Or do, I don't care. It's your lunch.