tfw u realize how ugly u really are
but if u have a big dick it doesnt matter
>>40987005yea wolves you perty damn ugly
>>40987031
>>40987005iktftry to make up for it by trying to be as /fa/ as possible.
>tfw this is all I've felt recently :(
ive always realized this
wolves quit shitposting and stick to talking about garage rock and stuffi want to like you
>tfw poor not very good looking and shit geneswhy do i even bother anymore
>tfw no dumbo gf
>nice small group of friends>doing great at my major>tfw ugly as fuck>tfw no qt gf
>>40987063i dont listen to garage rockwhat's ur favorite ghettotech album
>>40987049ummm, girls suck at measuring, so a 6 inches to them is 7 inches
>>40987093>having friends>not being neetshouldnt you be partying or texting ur friends?
>>40987111
>>40987111this made me wonder do yuros mesure there dicks using the metric system or with inches?
>>40987106reported, saged, filteredi tried
>>40987119most of my friends have gfs and don't really enjoy partiesi sometimes go tho, but i'm awful at talking to girls at partys
>how can anyone else love you if you can't love yourself
>>40987148k good talk
>>40987145metric
>>40987219isnt it weird to be all like durr my dick is 10 centimeters long ole chap hurr
tfw mommy bought me taco bell
the thing is after a while you sort of start to like it cos you realise everyone else has to look at it and not you. so you just get to look at all the lovely looking normal people and they have to deal with gorky uggo freak looking back at themit's brilliant
>>40987249lol 10cm wish mine was that big
>>40987171
>>40987255tfw just ate some taco bell and my tummy hurts
>>40987255i got the crunhwrap supreme box the other day and its so good for like 5 bucks and they were outta medium cups so they had to give me large lol
>>40987269no stop making excuses ugly faggott
>>40987249ive never heard of people measuring it with metrics maybe its a mainland thing
>>40987277uh.. That'd be like 4 inches
>>40987277idk anything about metshit system but i wish my dick was more inches
>tfw handsome devil but you want the one you can't have>>40987171http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__UsmHpmdP8>>40987068she's cute tho
>>40987305deal w/ it man im ugging your crib out.
misato katsuragi is a fucking whore
>>40987395yea but she even admits to it so saying it is p pointless
>>40987255lcuky im starving
>>40987375i fucking hate you and your ugliness
>there are people on /mu/ RIGHT NOW who have penises smaller than 7 inches
>>40987453i'm gurning for you you love it you slag
>>40987049on the bright side you won't have any size compatibility issues with those miniature sized girls you're attracted to
>>40987461its not like any girl will ever see it to judge me
your parents hate you because you are ugly but they dont tell you because they are too afraid of the revenge of the ugly faggott living in the swamps which is youfuck ugly people
>>40987285i'm never eating taco bell ever again... it gave me the worst food poisoning ever - puked a gallon of meat, clogged the sink. I felt amazing after I puked, then it was downwards from there, and i proceeded to feel like asshole till i woke up.
>>40987171>iktf bro
>>40987249no cause in the uk we still use inches for it
>>40987367>tfw i don't know that feel
>>40987519good
>>40987519every country that doesnt go full metric is inhabited only by fags
>>40987629Every country that goes even slightly metric is inhabited only by unrepentant heathen sinners.
>>40987461The average cock size is 5 inches.
>>40987728>being average
>>40987728not in every country tho
>>40987703no pls no im sry pls no :'(
>>40987728is it? god feel sorry for their wives!!
>tfw you don't know what to dress as on Halloween
>>40987946>implying you didn't answer yourself with that pic
>>40987977f-feel guy or potato from ITAOTS?
>>40987946I'm going as mid 60's Dylan
>>40987946i'm going to dress as someone who's in my room posting on 4chan at home while everyone else is out partying on halloween
>>40987946I'm going to be a hamster.
>>40987998don't forget to grow your fingernails, fidget with your sunglasses and be spazzy and rude in general
>tfw a qt
>>40988026I've got the personality down to a T which is why I picked him
>>40988027brove it
>>40988058nice"hey anon, who are you supposed to be?""how can i answer that if you got the nerve to ask me!?"
>>40988102"hey anon that's a sweet cos-"THE SUN'S NOT YELLOW IT'S CHICKEN"
>>40987052This is all I've felt since about puberty.
Man from the front I'm a solid 8/10 but my profile is just awful
>>40987946ahhhh fuck this feelWhy can't I have a creative mind
>>40988263i'm seriously considering making that potato mask from ITAOTS
>>40988333But trips, no-one would understand it
>>40988333its a tambourine
>>40988225My profile used to verge on deformity-tier. Then I had cosmetic surgery about 4 years ago and I've looked average since then. Average is good, I love it. Only uggos appreciate being average. You're probably better off than I was, btw, don't worry.
>>40988350maybe i'll just dress up as Jim Reid from the Jesus and Mary Chain
>tfw The Flaming Lips have just split up
start working out, it'll change your facial structure considerably
>tfw big nosedrops me down to a 4/10 easily
>>40988429they haven't been good since The Soft Bulletin though
>>40988429no pleasethis better be a joke from wayne>>40988468dude what