>tfw yr drunk as fuck#yolo swaggins
>tfw I make your mum's ass as wide as the entrance of a hobbit hole
>>39514551>tfw no one's mum is your gf
>>39514652You want to date their son so you can fuck them.
>>39514652>tfw no qt milf to joke around with, flirt in the cutest way with, and have the craziest sex you could ever dream of
>>39514703>tfw no milf to patiently introduce to you to the world of sexual intercourse
>tfw just downloaded MISTA THUG ISOLATIONHoly FUCK. This brings me straight back to my ten year old self. Nostalgic as shit.
>>39514551#rekt
>tfw going on a 24 hour train ride tomorrow>tfw plan on nailing at least one chick in the tiny ass bathroom along the way>tfw dick is getting hard just thinking about it
>>39514844>tfw too shy for spontaneous casual sex
>>39514844
>>39514991>implying rejection is a concept I'm familiar with
>>39515025I'm not sure that's relevant.
>tfw no qt trimmed snatch to lickfeels badman
>>39515044Relevance is in the eye of the beholder.
>>39515128>trimmed >not preferring full bush master race
>>39515155>tfw fur pie doesn't sell
>>39514703this is my fetish.Fuck I want to be a plaything for a milf
>tfw no chubby qt to fuck regularly
>>39515373absolutely everyone know that feel bro
>>39515589>tfw no chubby qt that's not so chubby as to be unattractive but still chubby enough that you can use them as a human body pillow of sorts
>tfw no gf to take your anal cherry with a strap-onhow do you live with this feel moo
>>39515741why dont you just get a bf instead if you want to be penetrated
>>39515815because not into doodz
>>39515877But you're into getting your ass drilled, I don't get it
>>39515907ya, I'm into getting my ass drilled by girlstry to keep up
>>39515916This is all too confusing for me man
>>39515937you see, only faggots don't like dicks
>>39515998Seems logical.
>tfw really cute girl introduced herself to you at a party the other day and you chatted briefly with her>tfw you'll probably never see her againdammit
>tfw u fart and a little poop comes out
>>39515636you filthy casual.
>>39515636looking at women like objects like this.
>>39516082>not asking for her number
>>39516272well I was really drunk and had a lot of lean in me at the time, and we only talked for a minute. it was also incredibly loud. I guess I fucked that one up...>tfw you probably could have slept with her