>FB threadold or new shit welcome. preferably /mu/ related
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>>36553716>dat file name>suitcaseBut that's a backpack you retard
>>36553762
>>36553762>backpackthats a jansport you dufus
>tfw i have the perfect weird guy on fb to screenshot but he's slightly disabled so i don't want to post his stuff without feeling guilty
>>36553824Goddamnit why does this always make me laugh?
>>36553884just block out the name and pictures?
>>36553884UGHI wish any of my friends on fb were retarded enough for good laffs.
>>36553947>look this guy up>realize he's likely actually retarded:(
>>36553824inside is yellow :)
>>36553922fucking hell
>>36553971shoe is black :)
i know some stoners who have some hilarious posts. i'll dig up some gems real quick
>>36553922mooosick is muh lyfe
>>36553965>UGH>UGH>UGH>UGH
>>36553839nice job blocking out the person's name at the topalso metal guitarists do need lots of skill to be remotely competent. i can't draw direct analog to classical violinists but it's one of the harder and more demanding instruments to learn
>>36554082>4 days later>Emma is now in a relationship with
>>36553922>tfw Prince didn't upload a picI knew 90 gigs wasn't possible
>>36554118this is painfull to read
>>36553960Here's a song he wrote called "Deer In The Headlights":www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858868106/Just copy the whole thing and paste it into the address bar. It pretty much describes him being beta as fuck. Enjoy.
>>36554118the classics
>>36554118wow that kind of reminds of me back in high school.
>>36553922I bet they're only singles
>>36554118>"Well, Faiz seems like a nice guy"Fuckin' lol'd
>>36554231this'd be a lot funnier if we couldn't see that the guy posting is the guy screenshotting
>>36554247There's a whole series of these. I don't have it saved, but one of them has one of her friends saying "inb4 faiz" and tagging him, and Maggie goes "OH GOD NO DON'T" before the onslaught,
>>36554118From Wikipedia: Faiz (Arabic: فیض) is a male Arabic name meaning "successful" and "victorious".
>>36554037
>>36554288HAhahaha fuuck someone needs to post this
>>36554190>>36554224>>36554247
>>36553960Isn't he like 26?
>>36553922That's painful to watch
>>36554250
>>36554316>your>your>your>your>your>>you're
>>36554330wait what's with the nose i seriously don't understand
>>36554118>your important
>>36554288
>>36554355just wow. is Faiz a black person?
>>36554352his small penis
>>36554355why does she encourage this
>>36554330What the fuck is on his nose. >>36554314See >>36554355
>>36554297
>>36554355Why the fuck does she keep on feeding him?>>36554352I honestly don't know, probz some tan lotion shit.
>>36554330
>>36554355my fucking sidesi wish the people on my fb were anywhere near as funny as that
>>36554330I feel bad for him when his kids discover his facebook pictures.
>>36554379Given his name, some sort of Middle Easterner. Doesn't surprise me. Seems like there's a ton of Middle Eastern and Indian pigs who harass anything with a vagina on the internet.
>>36554406
>>36554406every fucking time
>>36553896http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZR0_-tZvy4
>>36554355HAHA fucking lost it at "inb4 Faiz". Please tell me there's more Faiz to be had. Loving this guy.
>White People
>>36554406She's quite the bitch.
>>36554406I think she just doesn't like how she looks in the pic. It looks like she has him included in her profile picture.
>>36554355>Brady nooooo
>>36554316Improve your vocab Madi...
>>36554406The guy seems to be emotionally or mentally unstable. It's either give him validation, or he grabs a knife and loses his shit.
>>36554393
>>36554412on the ground
>>36554477i can't stop laughing
>>36554470
>>36554508thefoundingofmotW.png
>>36554477oh god
>>36553947Shoe is black :)
>>36554383Self-esteem
>>36554477her fucking face, man, why can i stop laughing
>>36554508Bawled
ill just dump on whatever I have
>>36554442../b/
>>36554508
>>36554330oh man, is that cracky-chan's little brother?
>>36553824why the hell do you guys think this is so goddamn funny? It's like some kind of idol, and you guys are the bizarre native population that mindlessly worships it.
>not starting the thread with this
>>36554527Motherfuckin' Faiz. Anybody have him on Facebook? I need to add this guy
>>36554617inside is yellow :)
>>36554595this one fucking hurts
>>36553839>lazare
>>36554617pretty much. someone posted it on one of these fb threads and everyone in the thread (including me) spammed the fuck out of it for some odd reason. it wasn't even that funny
>>36554355i wonder if Faiz ever hit thathe seems like a real go getter
>>36554583lel
>>36553960I vaguely remember something about that guy and a Valentines Day song/website. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>36554619fuckin ded
>>36554131yeah, cause you can totaly learn to play the violin in under a year, like with the guitar :)
>>36554628I wonder what it's like to have that many friends.
>>36554617I thought it was pretty funny.
>>36554619AHAHA THE END AHAAA MY SIDES HAAHH
>>36554628ah.. dem high school stories.. good times
>>36554675
>>36554527> YOU'RE A CHAMPION
>>36554696dat sum patrishun taste
>>36554696Aaahh... one of my favorites
>>36554675>le mr. swans face
>>36554628this was the worst comic ive ever seen
>>36554721fuckin Moses <333
>>36554728pleb
>>36554728now it isn't
>>36554527is faiz retarded? Like actual mental retardation. Because that is literally the only explanation I can think of for this
mandatory
>>36554756or a troll/joke
>>36554752looks accurate to me
>>36554740King of feels
>>36554595
>>36554675I really want to see Gira responding to this.
>>36554769i cant believe he spelled esophagus right
>>36554674Is that... is that Spicoli?
I still don't know where he got Def Leppard from
>>36554796send it to him
>>36553681>my cousin has it shorterwho the fuck says things like that? guy has classic social retardation
>>36554785
>>36554800i thought the same thing
>>36554690You can though...
>>36554779wow, what
>>36554118>"you great at every kind of sport and you look great!!">instant death
/mu/ edition
>>36554833It's that easy huh?...
>>36554769>papazinevery time makes me lel
>>36554503How the fuck do you get that from a single fucking picture
>>36554864i don't get it
>>36554527>I like you on the planet
>>36554779c'mon brycewtf man
>>36554878it's stebie wonder
>>36554878It's Jimi.
Why is it that women are always idolized in this type of thread? I mean, the only women ITT are girls rejecting awkward dudes. /mu/ confirmed for fucking SRS shills
Obligatory
>>36554878it's a tattoo of prince with bob marley written underneath it
>>36554872
>>36554872my fucking sides
>>36554752>black kevinno kevin
Going to be dumping more images and creepypasta mods don;t delete them plz
>>36554941Is it time to let the goose loose?
>>36554927always a classic
>>36554927this guy is the fucking man
>>36554872Did you let him in bro?
>>36554971That's the worst copypasta I have read, I fully expected a skeleton to pop out at any moment
>>36554912Wow, acting like that is just annoying.
>>36554231Michael Hale is @dogbonerit's a joke
>>36554926Wat. There's plenty of pictures of women saying dumb shit in these type of threads. Guys just tend to fall harder when they say stupid shit on facebook (usually to girls).>>36554927Michael Gira as a grandpa
>>36554949welp better start making it about music
>>36554941more gooseman
>>36555003the pesh mode <3
>>36555003I remember when death grips got posted on /x/
>>36554877Because I'm hazarding a guess from the 3 other photos posted in this thread, autist.
>>36554872Haha fuck. brilliant
>>36554969>the funeral post>that skittles bag
>>36555083Is that Bowie
>>36555102yeah
>>36555077Autist: Because South Park Made the Word "Retard" Uncool
>>36554779fake.
>>36555102no it's a human, you ignorant fuck
>>36555109What a fucking creep lel
>>36554927>i'm lmaoing at your life#rekd
>>36555124>you too
>>36555126>wise words
>>36555126HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA people like metal lol fucking austistmal plebians
>>36554383Hes probably retarded and shes being nice, or fucking with him.Ive seen this type of thing before.
>>36554878its dave chapel idiot
>>36555124>i just got mass effect
>>36555126>liking songs>297 likesOh god, it's really bad there.
>>36555124that you too at the end is gold
>>36554872copied straight from rebbit
>>36555211http://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/1eu07j/messages_from_a_straight_guy_on_okcupid_go_from/
>>36554917The tail gets me every time...
>>36555211gee anon, how would know that?
>>36555211But I don't even go there.
she's a keeper
>>36554540Holy fuck, did that dude come out of some jewish Frankenstein type experiment or what.
>>36555238MAN FUCK JUGGALOSLIKE SERIOUSLY FUCK THEM
>>365552380/10 would rather fuck grimes than here
>>36555027my side are gone...
>>36555250dude, he just got call of duty for xbox and he's level 30 already
im real
>>36554927spat my fucking coffee
>>36555261Where?
>>36555261implying grimes isnt cute
>>36555252>not admiring ICP's marketers' mad skillzSeriously if you can get people to stand by a soda brand like a fucking religion you must be a genius
>>36555278when
>>36555238Dunno. I wouldn't want a relationship at all but I'm aroused.
>>36555289Stop talking to me.
>>36555289how will it affect me?
>>36555280anon no, she is not
>>36555004But shrooms give you a child's eyes...
>>36555282>implying I don'tThey're obviously skilled. I just hate the fucking sheeple that follow ICP. ICP is alright, but man, FUCK juggalos.
>>36555316est-ce que?
>>36555324le edgy drugs man
>>36555331>using sheeple unironicallyMy fucking sides
I TOUCHDOWN TO CAUSE HELL JAIL JUST MAKE ME WORSE
>>36555333i don't speak mexican
>>36555316fuck that shit
>>36555354
>>36555376Is that the beats by dre font
>>36555353
>>36555350What am I supposed to call them? Drones? Brainless faggots? I only use it for lack of a better term.
>>36555124I got some feels from that strangely enough... IT's probably the alcohol
>>36555410You could call them niggers
>>36555394he must be listening to lil b
>>36554619I'm dying
>>36555436Of course, I'm sorry. I forgot the first rule of insulting people on 4chan: "When in doubt, call them a nigger faggot."
>>36555436epic joke my /b/rother!!!!
>>36555480What's wrong with that? You seem like a libfag
>>36555480www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIheeOPxQCE
this whole thread has turned into /b/
>>36555324That's why they're also illegal you immigrant. Your child's eyes they give you let the monsters fuck you over.Learn some logic, dude.
>>36555525also.seven fives
>>36555497Sorry, after rereading my post, I sound a bit sarcastic. I don't mean to be.
>>36554779>youre supposed to be RESISTING thing like that.W-what? Are you even supposed to be tempted by a fucking 9 year old in the first place?
>>36555334But they do.
>>36555497There's nothing wrong with it, but once you get older you realize how silly/ignorant you looked when you were trying to be offensive.
>>36554808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1V8GtZjWFQ
>>36554595>>36554508>>36554393This kid wouldn't happen to live in Southern California currently would he?
>>36555546i missed it T_T>>365555555
>>36555569oh it was six fivesi can't count>>36555555FUCK YOU
>>36555551>pedo logic
>>36554817Aw, I thought this was real until I saw this was capped by Dimitri himself
>>36555497I'm a liberal
>>36555555Fucking shit....
>>36554817>tfw it's okay to be racist against slavs because they're whitele slav feels
>>36555604I am the moonstar
>>36555567charlotte nc
>>36554949>mfw
>>36555539But if you do them in cool places then they give you child's eyes in the best way
>>36555604How can you live with yourself faggot
>>36553971and he has a gf :(
>>36555593>>36555623:)
>>36555647it ain't bad
>>36555602still funny tho
>>36555555Shitstorm incoming
>>36554969Fucking geniusBrings me back to good old comedy shows
>>36555679>denying god>liking muslims>thinking there''s nothing wrong with sodomy, lesbianism and faggotry>hating guns>big governmentDo you ACTUALLY believe in anything?
>>36555555le edgy get man
>>36555725#2muchswag
>>36555725why does he have to be a blackhawks fan :(
>>36553922>only 90I have 200 gigs and I'm still and entry level plebeian
>>36555728>>>/pol/
>>36555754It's a sign. A sign saying "HEY ANON YOUR TEAM IS SHITTY."
>>36553824 i swear to god what is this shit.
>>36555728>i hote this is a trollbesides the big government part
>>36555728>denying godimplying there's a god to deny>liking muslimstreating muslims like regular people and not terrorists>thinking there's nothing wrong with...nigga u srs>hating gunshating magazines over 30 rounds used for taking out multiple targets in a mass shooting like a regular human being>big governmentexcuse me while I have good infrastructure and healthcare instead of fending for ones self lol loser
>>36555796pls no, they're not shitty. just misunderstood
>>36555728>denying godI don't believe in God...>liking muslimsSome good ones, some bad ones, like everyone else>thinking there''s nothing wrong with sodomy, lesbianism and faggotryWhy do you give a fuck>hating gunsI like guns>big governmentIt's not ideal but it's better than big business>Do you ACTUALLY believe in anything?I have beliefs but they tend to not be strong
>>36554178whatever jessicawhy do you have friends like this anyway
>>36555814He's actually a time traveler trying to save the earth from certain deathKC just doomed us all
>>36555814>are u also dan
>>36555819>>36555830
>>36555819>implying humans can comprehend god let alone deny him>implying muslims aren't much poorer than whites and therefore more likely to be criminalsno you are SRS>implying mass shootings are a serious problemGuess we need to ban handguns and shotguns since those are used in most homicides and robberies>implying big gov't isn't a surefire way to fascism/communism
>>36555847Yeah man I browse /r/cringepics too
>>36555847Just go back to >>>/pol/ already
>>36555728>2013>not being an apatheistIshiggydiggy tree fiddy.
>>36555877>near BrazilFucking Mexicans
>>36555847>can't come up with anything more>"I know! I'll post a picture of an MLP fedora to insult them!"
>>36555877>gustavo
>>36555891>apatheistThat means you don't give a fuck about religion, right?
>>36555901Remove burrito
>>36555917It's a bullshit label actual atheists use to distinguish themselves from fucks who put Darwin fish stickers on their cars and post angry shit about christians online
>>36555917It means that I don't care about the question of God and I find it irrelevant because if he does exist he doesn't make himself known in my life and if he doesn't then what are we all arguing about?So, uh... yeah, basically.
>>36555869>Best argument for God actually...I still do not believe in it though>doesn't mean i should hate all muslims>no comment>implying communism is bad>implying communism is big gov'tamerican libertarian confirmed
>>36555847>implying all liberals are fedora-core>being libertarian to avoid a label on the internet
>>36555941>>36555945So this is the word I've been looking for for the past 3 years to describe my views. Thanks, anons. I needed that.
>>36555975>>implying communism is badAmerican 15-24 year old detected. Seriously communism is the worst form of government, at least fascism has its way of sorting itself out
>>36555891>not realizing the correct term is political nihilist>not realizing that the political nihilist trend is fucking up the world
>>36555941It's more about extrication that distinguishment.
>>36556016>communism>a form of gov'tMy sides
>>36555975>Communism>Not badIf you consider people starving and genocide good, then I guess Communism is a resounding success. So far, I have yet to hear of any Communist country that hasn't had either.
>>36556026>implying you need religion to be moral>implying religion has fuck-all to do with politics
>>36556034>that failed "neither here nor there"jesus
>>36555847>Libertarian attempting to accuse others of fedora wearing.Oh god my sides.
>>36556042>Yugoslavia>Bulgaria>Romania>Poland>Czechoslovakia>Hungary>Best GermanyThey were pretty poor though
>>36554477triple dubs confirms this as funniest pic in months
>>36555945>>36556014You realize that there is an actual term for this...Also, philosophical debate is a good thing
>>36556081Fucking conspiratards are the worst man
>>36553960Marketing genius. "oh my gawd! this guy is JUTS. LIKE. ME. XDDDDDD"
>>36556043I misunderstood the fake term apatheticist or whatever the fuck it was
out of the way plebspatrician coming through
>>36556083Yeah, it's apatheism. Keep up.>implying apatheism is anti-intellectual.
>>36556096>don't know word>word must be fakeright wing logic
>>36556096http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheism
>>36556042Communism has never been enacted on a large scale (especially because it is a form of anarchism). I'm not even really a communist because manual labor isn't even necessary anymore; but capitalism is obviously the worst way to go
>>36556133>communist countries are, like, not communist maaaaan, they didn't even like legalize weed dude>iif they were like really communist, they wouldn't bother with fucking marxism dude
>>36554118>your great and your a great girl and you have a great personality and you are a great person and your the greatest person and you great at everything and you great at every kind of sport and you look great!!
>>36556158It's funny because most of /mu/ ideallizes women the same way
>>36556151Here's some more if you run out.
>>36556069Triple dubs
>>36556170I'm just glad people like you grow out of conjecture-land.
>>36556151Do some research
>>36556187I'm not even the guy you replied to.
>>36556187>implying you didn't strawman
>>36556133That might have to do with the fact that it's impossible to enact communism on ANY scale
>>36556234not impossible. It's conceptually possible. It's possible in theory. It's unlikely. So I have two choices:1. Pull a Jim Jones and start a society (and don'r be crazy)or 2. Be a democratic socialist practically while recognizing that there are better ways to do things
>>36556298>socialism>having anything to do with communism
>>36556320Didn't imply that. Although technically it does because Marx saw it as a necessary step towards communism. But I am just saying that it's the best practical ideology to have in the US right now.
>defending CommunismSounds like someone's never left America.
>>36556351I'm not American so I wouldn't know, though I'm p sure being a socialist in America would be like being a nazi in Germany.
>>36556373Wow Salma really let herself go
>>36556351>it's the best practical ideology to have in the US right now.No Western nation currently has Socialism. Exactly what are you basing this on?
>>36556403I laugh at the stupidest posts, I swear...
>>36554720that poor centipede
>>36556427I mean a socialist trend, not pure socialism. I'm basing this on the power of industry and business in the country right now. Anything to stem that tide is preferred
>>36556427That's what happens when you base your political definitions on arbitrary shit
>>36556388Not at all. I'm not a nationalist. I don't want the government in personal lives at all, but I am in favor of almost all regulation of big business.
>>36556373I haven't (unless you count Canada)
>>36556485I meant in the way that you can't possibly be ever represented in government
>>36556532Ohhhh you mean like being a Nazi nowadays...No, it's not really that bad. I mean it's bad, but as long as the term "progressive" is used, a few decent politicians can get voted in. I mean in 2008 when Obama appeared to be insanely progressive he got voted president, the fact that the people voted him in is inspiring.
>American leftistsPeople who base their entire political beliefs on theory are comical.
>>36554491Nah, the girl's profile pic has a skinny guyAnd she looks happy
>>36556607American leftists are fine, American far-leftists are postiively moronic thoughSeriously, there are "liberal" kids out there advocating for the fucking abolishment of corporations and corporate personhood
>>36555126>genres like daft punk.
>>36556607>>36556625Well I have an ideal political belief and a pragmatic political belief. The ideal political belief comes from the fact that I study philosophy (and having an ideal political belief isn't useless btw) and the practical belief is left-wing but has a much greater effect on the world than the theoretical one
>>36556721Politics went to shit when poltiicians started embracing moralist bullshit instead of realpolitik
>>36556755But only right wing politicians do that
>>36556797Every politician in the 20th century did that
>>36555126>that includes dubstep, drum and bass, Daft PunkLel
>>36555847Ya, liberals don't wear fedoras. You're thinking of the other end of the spectrum.
>>36555662>>36553971>>36553947this made me lol
>>36556016You know how you can tell someone's never read Marx? When they say shit like this.
>>36557396>actually reading MarxWhat are you, an oppressed 1893 factory worker?
>>36555555tfw no qt3.14 hippie stoner gf
>>36557713I bet he jerked it
>>36557713>blood and semen
>>36557756Fucking love that lp