What's the most patrician cereal?Pic related.
i eat generic brand corn flakes. cereal is expensive :\
>>36255125It really is
>>36255347I'm being a dickhead and a grammar nazi but ot should be "et tu, feele' because of the vocativeCaesar said "et tu, brute" , not brutus
Posting the best before a torrent of idiots jokingly post that gorilla shit or pedal something disgusting like Fruity Pebbles as if it even nears the culinary perfection that Oh's achieves.
>>36255444yep, and you could hold the Alt Gr button to get the "é", feelé
i get different cereal each time i buy.
Get on my level, plebs
Mini WheatsCheeriosRaisin BranRewarding, slightly bland, unappealing to children, and healthy for the mind and body.
This shit is the shit.
>>36255686>all dat proteinshit's like gains in a box
HoneyNutCheerios
>>36255444but that's wrong because latin was spoken only by the *plebs*he said "kai su teknon" in greek
>>36255639>HBoO>No strawberries
imo
>not seeing why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
>>36255799>Peanut butter cerealWhy America
>>36255728This is the truth actuallyPatrician Romans spoke Greek because it made them look cultured.
>>36255553>>36255832disgusting
>>36255744>not getting with almonds
>>36255925are you korean
It's like you guys don't even know what patrician means.
>>36255553Hey, cunt. Your piece of shit cereal is just Honey Nut Cheerios. You can't naysay something as delicious and original as Fruity Pebbles.
>>36255799agreed
>>36255964i am pretty good at starcraft
Rice Krispie Treats cereal. It's still fucking delicious
>>36255979It's like you're an immense faggot who doesn't know the greater good of Frosted Flakes.
>>36256032You ever stuck your finger up your asshole?That's Rice Krispie Treats cereal for you.
ate some of this and threw up once>>36256032didn't know they still made that
It's like I'm actually in a thread with plebs
>>36256068Yeah, feels good
There is no room for debateI've eaten over 150 boxes of life cereal within the past year and a half. I am a life cereal expert, I am fluent in all their flavors and specials, along with experiencing the rebrand as it happened
>>36256089I once tried fucking your mom, but she was so ugly that I threw up.
>>36256111Fluent in having shit taste maybe.
>>36256125#shotsfired #burn #rekt
>>36255854is that where the expression "it's all Greek to me" comes from?
>>36256089It's not like it used to be - it's more just like Frosted Rice Krispies now, where it used to be huge ass sugary clumps, yknow, like actual Rice Krispie Treats.
>>36254946this thread
>>36256092It's like you're actually this big burly faggot that's always shitting up threads.Get this; it's true.
>>36256144you are not qualified to make that comment
>>36256125go2 bed dad
>>36255843wow i feel bad for you
>>36255553Holy shit, I never thought I would find someone else. Honey Graham Oh's is on an entirely different level of cold cereal. It cannot be matched.I do love me some Fruity Pebbles though.
only right answerAnything with sugar in as a flavouring is NOT patrician
ITT: Americans
I win, thread's over.
>>36255728Yeah, but it's not what he said in the goddamn play to which the line is commonly attributed.
>>36256176Another worthy contender.
>>36256195lol okay grandma I guess you need the fiber.
>>36256166I'm a pediatrician in cereal, pal. You're more than qualified to have shitty taste, and that speaks volumes about your already shitty taste.
Either this or Honey Nut Cheerios.
>>36256184Because my food won't directly stuff into my arteries?
>>36256195What are you, a diabetic?Get the fuck out of this thread.
>>36256248who cares we're all gonna die might as well die a fat fuck
>>36256213just puked in my mouth
This is one of the most agressive /mu/ threads i've seen in a while
>>36256281fuck you
>>36256213Winning at "you should contemplate suicide for having no tastebuds."Then yeah, the thread is over.
fuck... so much variety xDin my country there's only nesquik
>>36255832the best
>>36256246Now this nigger knows what's up.
>>36256305> xDKill yourself
If you're from the UK, this should be your answer. It's sweet but not obnoxious. It's dignified yet not uptight.It is, in essence, a balanced breakfast.
>>36256055>needing frosting>not concentrating purely on the taste of the flakesHow pleb can you get?
>>36256341corn flakes don't taste good though
>>36256330>If you're from the UK, this should be your answer.No wonder you're a bunch a faggots then.
>>36256333This.Too bad it's not around anymore.
>>36256208fuck off Britbong! Sir Grapefellow sucks cock-ass, no wonder Baron von Redberry was always kicking the shit out of him
>>36256366pleb detected.Do you need sugar to make cereal taste good?You're like the cereal version of a pop music listener.
>>36256333its been so long, cant remember what this tastes like
ITS OK I MADE IT ON TIMECAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL
>>36256405You're like the cereal version of being a faggot that likes taking up the ass by four black guys all at once while sucking another black guy's thick greasy sweating cock.
>>36256426How can you eat something that looks like that?
>>36254946>>36256246>>36256444My three breakfast faves.
>>36256426looks like tiny poop in a bowl with milk
>>36256426You really like eating rolled up dog feces?
>>36256426yr cereal looks like poo bruh bruh
>>36256236go into details or I'm forced to disregard your commentanyone whose favorite cereal is sugar-heavy need not even apply
Still the best after all these years.
>>36256501That's for dadrockers you fucking nigger.
>>36256454>>36256478>>36256493>>36256496ok yeah it looks bad on the boxbut it actually looks better than that
>>36256498I don't need to go into details for a faggot like you.
>>36256515>dadrocker>not dadflakerC'mon son.
>>36255681>Raisin Bran- Ever-so-slightly sweetened- Fiber- Tasty fruit already includedCorrect answer
>>36256501See that cock on the box?You can't get enough of them going up your ass.
>>36256498fagot spic
>>36256538You're a fucking faggot and I hope you die.
>>36256538>>36256563I'm offering you the chance to speak your mind and you're proving immature>>36256546these are an example of select correct attributes that make a good cereal
>>36256557+9001best new post
>>36255553This is Honey Bunches of Oats. They are the best goddamn cereals around.
>>36255681>Cheerios>slightly bland>unappealing to childrenconfirmed for highly pretentious faggot that knows nothing about cereal yet wants to impress everyone by pretending to be patrician !
>>36256593and* Make it and instead of is. I'm so sorry, everyone.
>>36256593I like you. I hope you succeed in life. :)
To be honest though, this is actually the most patrician cereal. I mean, just look at the fucking box design. So much class. All your cereals are just screaming out for the attention of kids and morons.
>>36255979that new look is pretty shitty
>>36256630You like eating that while wearing your fedora and listening to rainymood? faggot
BOMB BOMB BOMBBOMB BOMB BOMBBOMBBOOOOOOOOOMB
>>36256630fuck of hippie! also if you call that good design i feel sorry for you
>>36256630I never knew cereal could be pretentious. Wow.
>>36255681you are a faggot
>tfw plens everywhere
>>36256630In this discussion we are judging the contents itself; the packaging and marketing otherwise are irrelevant.assume every cereal in this thread is presented in a plastic bag
Music is pretty good
>>36256630
>>36256659Applejacks ripoff right there.
>>36256670>Strawberry>Shiggy
>>36256665>>36256662>>36256653hah, stick to your Captain Crunch, kids.
>>36256690wrong
>>36256737>kidsprojecting, mad and admitted defeatjust go home
>>36256673I used to know people who kept cereal in plastic bags. They smoked a ton of hash.
Imagine waking up to eat some of the flavorless bullshit that is posted in this thread, no wonder the ''patricians'' are so bitter and cranky.
>all this mainstream shit>patricianYou guys have pretty much run the gamut of top-40 breakfast cereals.
>>36256701tfw no boston terrieralso no berries > berries
>>36256768>mistaking contempt for anger.heh.
>>36256737I hope you know this is like the cereal equivalent of>you're all babies! listen to real patrician music like Led Zeppelin!>but they suck>haha whatever, go listen to Katy Perry, baby!
Cinammon Life is objectively the best cereal. It doesn't taste like it was made in a vat of high fructose corn syrup like 99% of the cereal in this thread, is excellently healthy in terms of cereal, and is fucking cinnamon.
>>36256806>win a toy shopping tripThat tells you their audience right there, manchild.
cereal is shit
>>36256806berries make it better but i respect your opionion and boston terriers are cool
>>36256788i feel legitimately bad for someone who actually takes the concept of a media patrician seriously and then goes even further as to try and apply it to breakfast cereals.
>>36256773>flavorlessany examples?To someone, a person who has over-saturated their taste buds with a lot of sugary cereal over the years will indeed think something lacking will lack in "flavor", which really is the syrups and sugars in the prior cereals. this may or may not apply to you
>/mu/you guys fucking serious
>>36256501Holy shit, someone with taste.
>>36256834>being this edgy in a thread of breakfast delights
>>36256208God's chosen people. God bless.yfw
I buy this in México, I don´t know if it exists in the USA.
>>36256815nope, it's like the equivalent of telling a bunch of kids that there's more to music than just One Direction and then proving it by introducing them to The New Puritans
>>36256089This should have been where the thread ended. >not thinking cookie crisp is the GOAT cereal
>>36256906pic.
>>36256830u mab
>>36256849I feel legitimately bad for someone who never ventures outside of the mass-manufactured garbage that's constantly advertised on TV.
>>36256912>New Puritans>comparing cereal to One Directionthe pretentiousness of this post hurts my bones
>>36256920No wait, I take that back. Frosted flakes is the best. I let them get soggy.
>>36256912These New Puritans*
>>36256834i bet you were that kid that never ate breakfast and always fell asleep in class
>>36254946>implying>implying>implying implying
Muesli master race reporting in
>>36256957>mass-manufactured garbage that's constantly advertised on TV.you mean like the clothes you're wearing, the phones you own, the car you own, the computer you own, your washer and dryer, all of your kitchen appliances, all of your toothpaste, soap, hair brushes, and pretty much all other food you buy?retard
what the fuck is wrong with you peoplethis is a music board
>>36257008>mfw my tongue ended looking like i blew a clown after eating thatnever again
>>36257008this is what hell looks like
>>36257037>2013>Listening to music
anyone own cereal swag in here?
>>36257008it's diabetes in a box!
>>36257008This shit destroyed the roof of my mouth
>>>/b/
>>36257030Come on, man. I'm just being an asshole.
>>36256820Shredded wheat anything is fucking disgusting
>>36256740>Cardboard Mini Squares
>>36255832What entry level garbage
>>36257008I don't even remember those. When was that made?
>>36256246thread should have ended here
>>36257037everything /mu/ likes sucksat least some of these cereals taste good
>>36255925Now I'm sad.
It's like you faggots aren't even trying.
>>36257151Honey Smacks isn't even in the top 10, m8.
plebs
>>36256971i bet you were that kid that never smoked crack and you'll always was a coward
Alright everyone, this thread is now over.
You niggers don't into Gorilla Munch?
>>36257008
>>36257180OH BOY WOW TWO SCOOPS? You edgy motherfucker.>>>/b/
does anyone else eat cereal without milk?
>>36257206>>>>/b/
>>36257190soccer is a shit sport and you know it
>>36257194Holy shit I was looking for this cereal, I forgot the name of it.Thanks, also threads over because that shit rules.
>>36257196Oh shit, this might be the correct answer.
>>36257225>>>/wg/
>>36257194I don't have this shit where I live. ;(
>>36257213Only when I'm really high or it's the only thing I have in house
>>36257206GO FUCK YOUR SELF SOME PEOPLE LIKE DOUBLE PELASURE UNLIKE YOUR SELF DENYING ASS YOU´RE PROBABLY BRITISH GO FUCK OFF AND LOSE SOME WARS AND COLONIES, WILL YOU ?
>>36256665>implying this thread isn't built on pretensionGo back and read the OP again, bro
>>36256382Here in canada, its in every grocery store
>>36257241>>36257225>>>/sp/
I fucking win plebs.>>36257213I do, always have.
>>36257196Too bad they redesigned that shit
>>36257190oh shiiiiii! nostalgia'd hard
>>36257230>implying i like socceri just bought it solely for the "add milk to see balls" part
>>36257253I'M FROM AMERICA, BUDDY. THESE ARE SOME OF THE GREATEST CEREALS OF ALL TIME. ESSENTIAL CEREALCORE: >Cap'n Crunch>Frosted Flakes>Cookie Crisp>Fruity Pebbles>Frosted Cheerios
>>36257302What the fuck is that
>>36257194>tfw post token is the most patrician genre of cereal
>>36257277>>36257241>>36257225>>36257206>>>/hm/
>>36257277>>>/3/
>>36257302Obviously because they eventually found out about rustling jimmies
>>36257322entry level =/= essential
Post is the best brand of cereal hands down.
>>36257336>>>/vr/You can tell those nostalgiafags that Cheerios are the greatest of all time and they'll agree with you. Continue to like The Beatles of cereal. Please. Do it.
toast avant honey nut cheerios are better than progressive trix
>>36255799yr Op is the correct one!
>being a patrician means having terrible taste in foodokay, have fun with that guys
>>36257351Cookie crisp is the Captain Beefheart of cereal. It's acquired taste. Plebs like you won't understand it at first and you'll say it's shit.
The Bruce Lee of cereal
>>36257426Are you elderly?
7.4/10Best new thread
>>36257372Cheerios are the classical music of cereals, masssive dinguswhatever YOU like is the BEATLES
>>36257322>SUGAR>SUGAR EVERYWHEREenjoy your diabetes you pleb, this list is the cereal equivalent of top 40 music
>>36257120It aint shredded wheat mang. It's some sort of awesome crunchy air filled shell or something.