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No, I prefer sit-ups. I couldn't stand the mental imagery that was conjured by my mind shortly after thinking of the potential results of 10 years of lifting and no other form of exercise; the combination of arms of exaggerated size and scrawny little legs just didn't do it for me. The thought led to some funny results; walking down a generic street in the overly-bright sunlight, stepping in various knick-knacks and pieces of garbage—all varying in size—with stubby little shrunken legs, while dragging my knuckles across the pale grey cement and wearing sunglasses of notably poor quality. And then, in a brief dream, I imagined eating cookies from Asia—a non-existent kind (the "Jade" or "Jane" brand, printed in green, non-italic Times New Roman font on the circular plastic packaging wrapped around each cookie) that were full of tapeworm eggs. It said in the lower left corner of the cookies,
"18+
Cookies contain tapeworms, help maintain your weight!!"
They were somewhat spicy, as if they contained nutmeg, and soft. My family was opening some that they had aquired after I had already finished mine and had read the notice of the tapeworms; "NO!" I screamed, at an unbelievably high volume. "THEY CONTAIN TAPEWORMS! STOP OPENING THEM! PUT THEM DOWN!"
And that's that story! So anyway, I don't lift. Looking for a lifting partner? i dont know any lifting partners !!!
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