ITT: Patrician names
Samuel
Hampus
Montgomery
Tiberius Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
Karlheinz
Joel
Rick McDick
banjoman franklin
Piero.
Mario
Matthew
Owen
>People named CodyI feel so bad for you.
James
xmas jackson flaxon waxon
>non-Biblical names
Marc Intosh-Plus
Daniel til i die
Ian
Samuel Hale
Matthias/Mathias
>>30534727>>30535007>tfw Samuelfeels goodmight name my son the same thing if i have one
Mohammed
>>30534752>>30534881>surnames>>30534989>Irish fad names
Ross>tfw your name will never be ross
>>30535007>>30535047samuel is shit tier name for weaselly faggots
>>30535087>jealous
MC
Sebastian
Wiz Khalifa
>>30535121>tfw first two initials are M.C.>tfw faggots try calling my MC
Alexander
>>30534967seconded
>>30535112nay, i pity you. i know a samuel and he is a dick
Jebediah
Graham
Michael>do you even archangel?
Brunswick, Patroklus, Friedrich, Matthieu, Fafnir, Frederick, Nicolas, Ishme, Agnew, etc.
Darkangel
Atticus
>>30535164do you even buble?
>>30535166>matthieufaggoty french bastardization
Evan
>>30535152that's too bad, i think i'm a pretty decent guywe could be friends and i could change your mind
>>30535180>implying a name from TKAM could be patrician
Keith
Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
Augustus
Kevin
>>30535223keith....
Demetrius
>>30535244barnes?
>>30535223Nice to meet you, Kieth
>>30535178Fall from the heavens above
PieroLorenDjangoHampusYannFriedaGruthsharOihangTreeiepoGregoryNhafhaBuhJonLiccFranz
>>30535187do you even Oldfield?
>>30535223>absolutely disgusting.jpg
>>30534946>Jews>Partician
>>30535166>IshmeOh shit, that name is #swag as fuck.
>>30535271i was just le epic trolingmy real name is clay
>>30535286>pieronice try jakub
>>30535164Dear God I hate my name so much ;_;It just sounds so hideous, like someone started to say something interested but gave up halfway and decided to effortlessly perpetuate an ull sound, mocking you with their lack of caring for a fully realized name.Thankfully all my friends call me by a nickname based on my last name.
>>30535305Keith is patrician as hell. My uncle's name is Keith and he doesn't even listen to music
I like my name, Christian. You fags probably won't though.
>>30535324are all biblical names jewish?
I know a guy named Frank.Not Francis.Frank.They named a baby Frank.
Dustin
>>30535375No.
>>30535347perhaps changing your name to Michelangelo?
>tfw CollinI've never been sure how to feel about this name.
>>30535368kind of gay really. it's like a gay version of christopher
Pavel
MichaelJoshuaMilesAxelJohannThor (seriously, imagine being called Thor)...and my personal favorite:ATTICUS>>30534905>tfw James
>you will never meet a dark-haired girl called Sophie who is cute and intelligent and doesn't know too much about music but likes the fact that you do
>tfw when Wayne
>>30535406two 'l's? really faggot?
>>30535406It's another stupid Irish fad name like Kyle and Aidan.
>F3>Jordan>No results were found;_;
>>30535406You should hate it and feel ashamed.
>>30535347just use the french pronunciation patrician as tits...
Dmitri
CalvinCaroline
>>30535433lol
Sasha ;_;
>>30534696Pilar AurelioGet on my level.
>>30535436My parents met in England.>>30535442>>30535451brb suicide ;-;
>>30535268Nope.
>>30535472Fuck you anon, what is your name? Huh?
Not Henry ;_;
>>30535467>being named after a asshole
>tfw Billy>real name William>always asked "how do you get Billy from William?">I don't knowwho even am I
>>30535428I'm naming my son Thor.Can you imagine calling him out when he fvcks up?>THOR! GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE!
>>30535347What's wrong with Michael? I fucking love my name. It was my grandfather's name, it's my favourite musician's name, it's a name with a lot of history. It's a proud name.
>>30535413Not at all, because I don't have to worry about my name being shortened to Chris. Also Christian has a Greek origin so even more patrician. But that's okay if you like your rip off of my name Christopher.
archibaldreginaldpuciferquentinrubenalgernonsiegfriedguillaume
>>30535501Andrew
>>30535381disgusting
Heliogabalus.
>>30535511>a asshole
>>30535511Fuck, I meant to post a picture of John Calvin
>>30535515Billiam.>>30535381Why did this make me laugh so hard?
>>30535551>>30535556>Liam>Calvin
>>30535128nah i know an imsohipcheckmeout psuedo hipster named sebastion, automaticlaly disqual
>>30535516that actually sounds pretty fucking delightfulif I have a daughter I'll name her Thora
>>30535516You scandinavians are weird
>>30535576who r u
POST YOUR TOP 5 LEAST FAVORITE NAMES1. Cody 2. Lou3. Josh4. Kyle5. All those lolsorandumxD names (see pic for example, other examples include Apple, Blanket, etc)
do u even rasputin
>>30535571>BilliamHow fucking original.
>>30535433Wayne is actually cool, I wouldn't call it patrician but it's not a boring biblical name and it's not a stupid fad name.
John Smith
>>30535516you realize that will fuck him up for life? imagine the kids at school shitting on him because you were a prick.
my name is Erasmus ultima patrish name
>>30535537Boring.
>>30535631that's one of the fake names i use. john smith is one of my favorite names. i've always wanted it
>>30535614>our other friend has a son named Optimus Primeoh the huge manatee
>>30535614>JoshYeah, it's overused, but it was Jesus's name.
>>30535515>tfw half the people I know call me Billy>tfw other half calls me Will/William>tfw they start making nicknames like Billiam I seriously have like ten names.
Not enough female patrician names.>>30535618That's the only logical way I can link William with Bill, bro.
>>30535559try again
>>30535637The fruit of my loins will be as Alpha as I am. No one will fvck with that kid.
Noah
>>30535653No it isn't. Please quit lying.
>>30535677Lydia
Any name that consists of a majority of vowels,
>>30535516I know a girl who has a little brother named Odin
>>30535689put your trip back on, you zionist TC tripscum
Jehoshaphat
TheodoreOh god someday I'm changing my name to Theodore.
Lily, Herman, Marilyn and Grandpa.
tfw your mother wanted to keep her maiden name, but parents didn't want a double barreled name so one of your middle names is a surname
>>30535700my first name is Erasmus and my middle name is Desiderius fagit
>>30535705
>>30535713>Mfw>Mfw my name in comparison to that kid's name
>>30535707You mean to tell me that you're not a fan of the name Geeui?
>>30535516LelYeah, being the boss of someone with the name of a god would be really cool.>That's my Thor!
>>30535664>college: Bill>old friends: Billy>work: William/Williktf. I'm deciding what I want to call myself when I go to university. Billy sounds too much like a kids name; I think I've grown out of it. Bill sounds too manly for me. I think I'll go with Will or William, although it sounds too posh and I already get called poshboy.
>>30535729i'm naming my kids alvin, simon and theodore, and by god, one of them will be a geek, one will like sports and one will be a fatty
>>30535729Thomas Theodore Noel
>>30535755It doesn't count if you have a shitty last name.And it probably isn't Latin, is it?
Robert
>>305356141) Jake2) Seth3) Randall4) Drake5) Colton
>>30535781>any of those names except William
>Adhémar.
>>30535761What's your name, bro? Is it something ironic like Noah or Christophe? Or Emanuel? Björk?
>>30535677>female >patrician
>>30535811
>no superior Irish names ITTTadghÁineSaorseSoibhánDonnachaColmAoifeCaoimheCiaraSeánRónán Ruadhán
>>30535833It's Kristian
My parents were 2edgy5u and picked Nikolas
>>30535055>not having surnames as your first name
>>30535833I'd prefer not to say.
>>30535803not sure what the origin is but it is pretty shittyill just say it starts with a G
>>30535853>Irish>patricianlkl
female patriciansHermioneHortenseErmintrudePenelope
Kurt
>>30535864really?>>30535875is he for real?
>>30535884My point is first and middle names with -us's would only sound with a last name with a -us, like Africanus.
tfw too patrician for name threadstfw too patrician for patrician name threadstfw hipster victory
>>30535896Add Catherine to that list.
If I ever have a son I want to name him Keaton.
>>30535887
Also list of most patrician names1) Ethan2) Evander3) Stefan4) Antonio5) GarrethFor Girls it's1) Hannah2) Haley3) Ariel4) Madison5) Emly
>>30535900>named after a pop idol from the 90s who ate a lead salad because he was a whiny bitchbitch pls
>Larisa >nicknamed Larau jelly laurafags?
>>30535925Yes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk
>>30535853>no Sinéad >no Gráinne >no Siorcha >no Peadar>no Conor >no Ciarán >no Róisín
>>30535997>EthanEvery Ethan I've ever known has been a sperglord
>>30535925I won't confirm or deny.
>>30534696Richard
Jack
>>30536044>SineadGarbage name.
>>30536027All three of those names are horrible.
>>30536048It's his name, hence its inclusion on his list.
Shane is a pretty shit tier name.
>Justice
>>30536036is this suppose to be funny?
>>30535128>tfw thats my namefuck yeah!
>>30536051it's a pretty ok name but ironic as fuck
>>30536068>not being named after a badass classic russian literature character
>>30535864>>30535925Vienna pls
>>30536048You only know me then, correct?
>>30536051Lmao at the irony. I'm sorry, bro.
>>305360811 syllable names are all shit tier. It's fine shortening a longer name to one syllable like John though.
>>30535865Nicolas here, tell your parents I said hi.
Also; Jack
>>30535614Top 10:1. Bob2. Cody3. Clay4. Newt5. Frank6. Mitt7. Reginald8. Carl9. Keith10. HermanHonorable Mention: JoshI'm just noticing I got three of these from the Republican primaries.
>>30535715what trip? i think you have me confused with a different Noah, friend.
Joshua>pleb choice:David
>>30536137Shortening a name at all makes it shit tier.
>>30535428>That TKM Actually, I've been thinking about naming my kid Jeremy and nicknamed Jem
This is probably a question for /an/ but what are some god tier dog names.I was thinking some Soviet space dog name but would that be too cliche?
>>30535729By the way, if any of you faggots calls me anything like Theo or Ted, I'll punch you in the fucking heatsinks.
Vladimir
Jeff Magnum
>>30535853i met a donnacha, an aoife and an aine while teaching in south korea. >mfw koreans cowered in terror at their names
>>30536208eh
>>30536156Single syllable names almost always are shit
>>30536191Hi Yoda.
MatthewMarkLukeJohn
Wyatt
>>30535614Zack and Chad are the only names I can think of that I really dislike. Kyle is pretty horrible too.
i always really liked the name gavin.
>>30536156>Mitt>Newtyou can't be serious
>>30536208His full first name is Jeffersonhow much more patrish can you get
>>30536189A dog is a pleb pet
>>30536257Read the post he quoted you buffoon
>>30536273filtered faggot
Benjamin you plebs
PeterJoeClevelandQuagmire
>>30536189Russian names are awesome for pets but Laika is overused
>>30536282ah. my bad.
>>30535853I had a friend named Niamh once, who's name is Gaelic and pronounced like Nee-ve...oh god every time we had a substitute teacher...
>>30536273Greater love hath no man that to get a fucking dog and love the shit out of it, whore.
>>30536350nah i fucking hate dogs. i would never own one of those monsters.
Ultra-patrician Dario reporting in...feels good manlove niamh and roisin for girls...
>>30535422Only Pavel I know is a plebian frat boy from Iowa...
>>30536311>benjaminmfw
>tfw no one said your name
Margaret
>>30536348I know like 6 Niamhs. Also, >GaelicThe language is Gaeilge. Just say Irish, it's easier for everyone.
De'KwonCaptcha: cumpaces corrected
Hamishso patrician Americans can't pronounce it/make fun of my name all the time ;_;
Jamelia
william williamson
>>30536475>tfw they said it but used the retarded spelling
>>30536435http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs#Faithful_dogs>implying you get his loyalty from other pets
>>30536507So how do you pronounce it?
Tyondai
>mfw no one has said Patricia
>>30536622>mfw I just realized I can name my son Patrician
AinvarArbutus
>>30536709Patrick and then Ian as the middle name.
Purzum
>>30536578i understand that dogs are loyal, loving, and whatnot.everyone loves dogs, however i do not. as a kid, i was afraid of dogs.now, i find them loud, way too physical, kinda gross, and all around unpleasant. the only times i like dogs is when they get old and inactive and that just means they're going to die soon. i don't like dogs. it's just my opinion.
>>30536578>tfw your uncle died unexpectedly of a heart attack this year>tfw your family constantly visits your aunt>tfw you go with them one day>tfw his dog still goes to wait for him at the door at the time he used to come home from work
>>30536761What are some other patrician cat names
>>30536905Sebastien
>>30536905claude da pussy
>>30536797damn:(
>>30536905ChinaskiFluff MasterBobo
guys:attila, atticus, benedikt, siegfried, markus, quintus, hannibal, joseph, franz, leopoldgirls: edeltraud, maria, lena, michaela, kunigunde
>>30536905SAGWA
HoldenWhether you like the character or not, that is a fucking great name.
>>30536946after listening to Sex Gang Children I can't unhear every time I see that namehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcT9zI3JfE4
>>30537087Pretty good but if you had that name you'd have to talk about Catcher in the Rye with idiots
>>30536489depends of the dialect, it's just prononced gay-lick in some parts of ireland.
>>30536905cerebrus
>>30537153Only in Donegal. And no one gives a shit about Donegal.
Rodion
>>30537153YOU'RE pronounced gay lick!
>>30537494#roasted
>>30537494The only truly patrician response.
>>30536579Ha as in the hay farm animals eat not ham goddammit
>>30536507lol hunger games
>Ctrl+F "Adam">0 Results foundFeelsbadman.jpg
>>30538015It worked once, and only once.
JonathanWithout the h mind you
>>30536137>implying Johnathan is a name
>>30536253Fuck you nigger what's wrong with ZackExcept that I prefer Zackery but that's not the point
>>30538015as a fellow Adam, it definitely feels badi guess our name is true patrician
>>30535689tbh I agree with this one regardless of the trip
>>30538079fuck off boyo jesus i bet your name is arty or something you best step off boyo
Dickhead
Kanye
>>30535347Heartgraves!
>>30538165there's no trip! i don't know what that guy's talking about! i've never used a tripcode.
What does /mu/ think of the name Raymond?
>>30538752Everyone loves it.
>>30538782What about the Spanish counterpart, Raimundo?
Is Armando a patrician name?
Names dont have anything to do with music. But while im here, I like the name Westley. Also if skrads reads this, Fuck you.