>you will die before humanity is able to explore the galaxies and stars
>you will hopefully be reborn into a space exploring chimpanzee
>>29423566how
>>29423494But we were alive for ITAOTS so it equals out really
>you will die before the dystopia
But will humanity ever be able to do so?That is doubtful. Extremely so.
>>29423624Werner von Braun would be disappoint.
>you weren't born a dark ages peasant that dredged mud for your entire life before dying at 28 of dysentery
>>29423624if humanity halts the advancement of inane "technologies" (cell phones, televisions) and focuses more on real improvements to medicine and space travel, it's possible. >>29423759but at least i wouldn't be a virgin.
>tfw you will never be born in the 50s and be a beat hanging out every night on san francisco's bars
i will die a handholdless virgin
>>29423831that image brought about some sad revelations i never even considered.
tfw Obama slapped Romney around in the debate
>>29423831You need a animal companion, Tony.
>>29423759wow that gif is golden
>>29423877tfw couldn't watch it because you had a lot of work to do
>>29423881i cant afford it yolast pet i had was a lizard and i let it starve to death
>>29423831Did you have a traumatic childhood?
>>29423778>but at least i wouldn't be a virgin.>"I would rather die than be a virgin!"Stay classy, betas.
Mitt Romney on Obama's Foreign policy: "You can't kill your way out of this problem"...60 seconds later..."my policy is simple, go after the bad guys...and kill them"
>>29423877
>you will die before you are able to experience every feel a human being can feel
>>29423911Get a ghost to haunt you... They are very low maintenance.
>>29423935well idk ive had bad social anxiety my whole life so kinda
>>29423881>a animaltfw i accidently step on my cat cause she's stealth hiding under my door blinds as i walk out of the roomoh god im glad she's okay im never leaving these doors open again
>>29423953>implying it wasn't a blowout#bayonets #horses
>>29423960im actually really afraid of ghost and will never invite one to my housei watch a lot of dead files
>humanity will never expand beyond our solar system
>>29423953don't start with my fag i will end you
>>29423859>tfw not sure if you have cancer and you're scared as fuck to talk to anyone about it and the consequences of doing so so you've just been dwelling on life and death for the past few days
>tfw you will die before being able to watch wwiii on the internet as if it's a film/hallucination
>>29424015romney won the debatepls stop being delusional
>>29423963
>>29423825oh god tf
>>29423958>tf
>tfw tomorrow will be 2014
>>29424015>being this much of an Obama drone>but muh hope n change no
>>29423969I can't handle this right now, Junes... What were you thinking!?>>29423996Well, I'm gifting you one anyways... I will come over tonight and bring my Ouija board.
>>29424040did you watch the 'bate Anthony the greasy cat salesman had nothing to say
Fuck you OP I was feeling that so hard last night when I was at a fire just staring up. You brought that feel back to me. FEEL WITH ME!
>>29424079>you will never know this feel because you will die a virgin on december 21, 2012 just like everyone else itt
>>29424106i meant car salesmanlol cat salesman>>29424092>implying this isn't a lesser of two evils scenario
>Your mother will eventually die.
>>29424105i wasnt thinkin anything cuz i thought they were in the other roomi made sure and shes all okay cuz it was only her paw i think but she got otuta there in a hurry so lesson: never leave my door blinds down when theyre around
>>29424105pls dont bring ghosts to my house i really dont want a ghost right now>>29424106marines still use horses and bayonets broi wana be friends please wake up
>>29424127that feeli just want a qt gf who loves me. is that too much to ask?
>>29423825>you will never be an American expat in Paris in the 1920s
>>29423778yeah, because advancements in telecommunications driven by the cell phone industry didn't benefit space travel...
>>29423963oh wow I had a fake disease that I made up, tooI feel your pain
>>29424134>implying romney isn't the lesser of two evils
>twf you love a girl from a different country and she loves you too and you're trying to make it work bu sometimes you think you can't
>>29424149As long as she is okay... Cat karma isn't something you want to be on the wrong side of, Junes...>>29424156Don't worry, he is a friendly ghost. You will love him.
>>29424212>mental illness don't realI seriously hope you guys don't believe this
>>29423494This is probably my most hated feel. Thanks OP. :[
>>29424233how do you figurehis opinions change based on whoever is asking the questionhes a puppet man
>>29424137Are you guys me? Or are we really FEELING this hard?
>>29424262"social anxiety" /= mental illness
>>29424237tfw in the future there will be virtual dates you go on through post-kinect type software and you can feel the other person from the side of the world, etc>>29424251i'll try my best..
>>29424164>you will never be an introvert living in an apartment in Chicago so stricken with social anxiety so as to sit in during the 1893 world fair
>>29424212thanks bruh bruh>>29424251i watched a episode of are you afraid of the dark last night and it was about a nice colored girl moving to a apartment and becomes friends with a old ghost women and they end up living 2gether and being friendsit was fake and i dont want ghosts in my home
>tfw eating carrots with ranch and you ran out of carrots but you're so hungry that you're just going to lick up all the excess ranch like a little depraved slut
>>29424281Also Romney wasn't even in a real fratwhat a fucking pussy, seriously
>>29424137goddamn it
>>29424294uh... Have you done your research there buddy?Also>tfw you know IBS is all in your head but you cant get rid of it and you shit once a week
>>29424251even friendly ghosts can be dangerousCasper almost killed Daniel Johnston and his father
>>29424330>tfw laughing hard at this post
>>29424358i agree with the obama lover<3
>>29424358
>>29424306and then you journey out finally on the last day, find a beautiful french ho so you and ty dollaz can sing about it, but then she gets caught and murdered by that real nigga Holmes ya feel me?
>>29424352I thought IBS meant you shit too often?What kind so diets have you tried?
>tfw too embarassed to use my Ghost Box>tfw I don't see significant results>tfw no haunted place to try it for real
>>29424382just watchin out for u>>29424389are you familiar with the storyso sad ;(
>you will never live in a mass effect styled environment, with alien crimes and gangs and sleek cities and an implanted credit system
>>29424317You have to open up to new opportunities, mister. I promise to pack the receipt with him in case you don't like him.>>29424358Casper was an inside job. I don't befriend such ghosties as those.
>>29424449Its not a diet thing, its a form of anxiety. And it can go both ways, some shit too much, some to little and it is painful and wrecks your day.
>>29424461i've always wanted one, so i could say dirty things into it.
>>29424467ya i watched the documentaryi feel it
>>29424417iktfb
ok imma switch it up and make some feels>tfw have no ice or juice so i have to drink my vodka straight and room tempthis is what rock bottom tastes like>>29424467thanks :p>>29424479dont send ghosts to my house pls
>>29424473>tfw you will never be Sora from Kingdom Heartz>>29424524>tfw he just ended up living with his parents at the end>tfw true love didn't find him in the end>tfw he will die soon
>>29424547Can you imagine being captured during that? Especially by Holmes. Whole trap house with chutes for bodies that he designed himself. Fuck.
>>29424506damn that sucks manI understand the anxiety part of it, I was just wondering if you went over the top and exclusively ate fruits, nuts, vegetables, and raw fish, your body would force you to take a big shit every day
>tfw no girl will ever notice you or ever want to be with you. you'll spend the rest of your life telling yourself: "it'll be alright. i'll meet someone someday!" before you know it, you'll grow old by yourself, unfulfilled and unhappy. you'll see all your friends that got married and formed a family, and you'll look at yourself and wonder where it all went wrong.
>>29424508I feel really stupid when talking all alone into my house, asking questions and hoping hearing some eerie voice through the ghost box. It seems to work pretty well tho in Ghost Bros featuring Zak Bagans and his fools.The bitch cost me 97$.
>>29424662i gotta feel with u bro
>>29424584tfw gonna mail daniel a copy of every picturebook i get published till he croaks
>>29424662>talking with some of my old high school friends>we all left hs kissless virgins>they're starting to get with chicks in college>i'm still a kissless virgin>tfw
>>29424654Naw dude, you could literally do that, and if your IBS is severe enough it just wont take and you can die. Its a scary thought.
>tfw watched safety not guaranteed>tfw ill never go back in time with a qt who loves me
>Sinking slowly in the tide, >Starlit strangers on the side.>Lies are dripping off your face, >Take me to a lower place.
>>29423825you would have a difficult time discussing sartre and fucking other men being that you were an infant and all
>tfw just wish you could go to bed one night and not wake up
>>29424789>implying#yolo
>>29424789lel I didn't notice
>>29424816you know that pppl die and then get revived so you can live more than once#yolodebunked
>>29423494tfw
>tfw you're having fun with a girl in your dream; not even sexual just happiness and then you wake up
>you will never stare into the eyes of ur qtgf as you take her virginity im 18 and the window is rapidly closing
>>29424461>Ghost BoxWhat?
>>29424861>that feel when you fall in love with a girl from your dream
>>29424865im 21 an the window is closedi plan on killing myself p soon
>>29424865>tfw just turned 21the window is nailed shut now innit
>>29424771that movie gave me so many feels
>tfw you look at a direction and just as you look away someone looks in your direction so it looks like you were staring at them
>>29424865THis feel isnt even close to being as good as the feel of just having a gf at all
>>29424789>implying I wasn't born discussing Nietzsche with my mother
>>29424930You just have a lot of feels in your veins right now. Dont kill yourself. Ive made it through a lot too dude. Things will pick up at a point. Pony T you can do this.
>>29424963Nah dude. After having had that feel and many gf feels I can tell you nothing is better than taking a girl's virginity as you look deep into her eyes and slowly work your way in.
>>29424954Those gender neutral pronouns
>>29424974things pick up for normal pplpoor fucked up ppl have no options
>tfw you feel like you're forcing yourself to feel>tfw you just want to fall into a pit and die>tfw your "friends" make fun of all your feels and theres not a thing you do to try to stop them>tfw end up treating everyone like shit because thats how im used to treating myself
>>29424865I can't really say, but I never imagined that as such a great thing, what with the blood and hymen and all. I'd rather be with a hot older lady
>>29424865i just want to lay down on a grassy hillside with a girl that loves me. i could die in that moment
>>29425054go to bed
>>29425054become a alcoholic like me and hit rock bottomat least ill have someone 2 feel with
>tfw just the sight of a girl makes me lonely because i know i will never have a gf >tfw your best friend dates a girl and uploads pictures of them kissing to facebook>tfw they say how much they love each other on tumblr>tfw make eye contact with qt girl i like>tfw she looks away immediately
>>29425045Dude. People literally have attempted to murder me and my family twice, and came close to it. I have autism, IBS, and severe ADHD. I live with my brother (22)(Im 17) and we scrape up anything to pay da bills and still be able to eat. I live on Diet Rite and Ramen Noodles and pay for it by working at Boston Market washing dishes. Dad cheated on mom with a mob bosses wife when I was 7, and we had to move, and go into protection.So yeah shits fucked for me, and Im still good.
>>29424936Can I feel with you bro ?
>tfw i think i’m falling into depression, but i don’t know for sure. i’m always tired, and i feel lifeless.>tfw all i want to do is sleep because my dreams are a better place than reality.
>tfw just got an email from her after like two weeks
>tfw make the people i know hate me and then wonder why they hate me>tfw all your irl friends make fun of you every other day>tfw its not even malicious just friendly remarks that they do to everyone>tfw take it really personally >tfw shouldn't
>tfw its already too late to have a lifelong sweety>watching UP makes me feel so fucking hard
>>29425054Oh god. I feel you too.
>>29425156I am that feel. You're depressed bro (or sis)C'mon get over here let's hug it out
tfw saw a qt asian girl working at the library today and you had the urge to just go up to her and start talking but then you beta'd out and left
>>29425160>emailyikes..
>tfw whenever anyone laughs you assume they're laughing at you>tfw immediately think of everything they could be laughing at>tfw feel super shitty the whole time realizing how many things they could be laughing at
>>29425156>tfw it's almost winter and I know this feel will strike>tfw I have nothing to be depressed about but will be depressed, anyway.
>>29425149that legit inspired mebut im still fucked and am beyond hopei appreciate it tho
>>29425149The mob boss and the murder attempts are related, one of them by his friend following me down the street walking my new dog (i was 9) and letting his pit bull off the chain, it was supposed to go for me, but went for my dog and killed it.
>>29425152
>>29425234Man you really are me. That's quite creepy in a way.
>>29425234>tfw looking at this image makes you want to get comfy as fuck>tfw should be in bed>tfw really upset stomach>tfw really fucked up back>tfw position that feels good on my stomach hurts my back>tfw position that feels good on my back hurts my stomachits a doggy dog world
>>29425134>tfw you fall in love with every qt you see>you make eye contact with her and you tell yourself that things will be different this time>try and talk to her only to end up showering her and yourself with copious amounts of spaghetti>she then gives you that look, that fucking mixed look of pity and disgust>she smiles a little and says she has to go and that she'll talk to you later>why do I even bother
>>29425283
>>29425249Dude, you gotta keep pulling through man. I know one day Im gonna write and direct shit and express myself. I dont care who says or does what, im going to. I dont care about all the shit Im going through or my past. Fuck it. Move onward and upward. YOU KAHN DOO EHT!
>>29425234Oh my lord, this is me.
>>29425301>tfw fucking hate girls >tfw they are so cute and they smell good>tfw hate them
>tfw based butts posts like a million feels and i cant keep up and feel like evn more of a shit failure
>>29425337maybe youre gay
>tfw the levis sale will end today and I can't buy my jeans
>>29425156>dreams are a better place than reality.
>>29425321thanks man
>>29425367im definitely not gayim attracted to girls but i hate them>>29425353i got banned at like 6pm so i couldnt post any feels until midnight i have a lot of feels built up sry that static ip feel
>>29425353>tfw feel enough to be socially dysfunctional but not enough to impress people on /mu/
>>29425211aww anon... <3
>>29425337>tfw girls kept laughing at you when you were younger>tfw that really hurt your self esteem>tfw cannot speak to girls because of this today>tfw you can't seem to trust them>tfw they all seem to be rude, mean and cruel whores to you
>>29425353butts is the prince of feels, don't feel bad if you can't keep up.
>>29425399No problem dude. Even though Im young I have felt a lot of these feels.
>tfw warned on /sp/ for spamming in the debate game threadslol I wasn't even spamming
>>29425444>tfw you look back on your childhood and realize how much of a fucking piece of shit you were to your friends>tfw you pretended to be one of your friends to ask your best friend if he hated me (actual me not the person i was pretending to be)>tfw he said yes>tfw your friends werent allowed at your house because your dad was an addict>tfw he broke into my friends house and they didnt do anything about it>tfw your friends repeatedly refused to let you come into their house when all your friends were there>tfw they all hate me now>tfw they all have a good reason
>>29425452i have less social interaction than him so fuku>>29425418i got banned 2day for like 4 hours cause that buttassed janitor went on a autism rampage
>>29425512fucking autodetect
>>29425524i think a lot of people did
>>29425562that janitor isa cheeky kunt ill stab that bitch ya feel me?
>tfw ever since i started watching six feet under the inevitable death of me and everyone in general has constantly been on my mindfuck, this is show is so dark
>>29425602
>>29425444Awww man. Why can't I ahold all of this ?
>>29425623u fookin havin a giigle kunt?
>>29425611>tfw you imagine a different way to kill yourself every time you close your eyes
>>29425663hey tony look at what i havei think i made this back when you used to spam your images in metal threads
>>29425681>tfw your death finally comes, all you want to do is listen to music for eternity
>>29425713tfw i deleted my metal folder and cant spam child threads nemore ;_;fukk dont remind me
>>29425681>tfw you get these random images of you killing yourself in crazy ways, like running in front of a moving car and lying down so that one of the tires crushes your head and it all looks so vividly real in your head>tfw you can't control it
>>29425782>tfw imagine jumping in traffic every time you're walking on the sidewalk near a busy road>>29425777whyyyynice trips tho
>tfw can't put feels guy on this on ms paint
>>29425865woa i gbot god tripsis this a sign???
mfw wwpt started this thread and i didnt even know#wow #whoa
>>29425865it's like, you can't help but think about how easy it would be to do itlike jumping in front of a car is exactly the same as any other normal jumpthe action is the same, it's all about the contextshit's weird to think about
>>29424174Well the space industry is responsible for like 90% of technological advances in any electronic field.
>>29425954It's because you were playing God with your post.
>you will never be a regular 21st century American man who fights in the Israel-Iran War of 2014 and bangs a hot israeli girl while he's defending Jerusalem>you will never be a veteran who briefly lives in the Congo as a soldier-for-hire working for a PMC while refining his music production skills during down-time>you will never be a retired mercenary who settles down back in America and starts a record label focused on electronic music as well as a small club that showcases artists on your label>you will never be a label owner who also releases his own album that was completed during his short tour in the Congo and receive critical acclaim from several reputable critics>you will never be a successful artist/label owner in the year 2022 who by chance meets the israeli chick he fucked back in 2014 and fall in love with her again when you spot her at one of your club's shows>you will never get married and settle down with said girl and have 5 children who grow up to be successful and intelligent>you will never be a war hero and musician who runs for political office, eventually becoming the governor of your home state in 2034 and presiding over it's most prosperous era despite a bad economic climate>you will never be a state governor who later becomes President of the United States of America in 2048 as a member of the newly formed Action Party, later to be assassinated by a man revealed to be Chinese spy, sparking World War IIIexcept that all will actually happen
>>29426089im a christian and dont ever play god pls dont say that
>>29426131sry
>>29426145its ok
>>29426106i have actually had similar feels. huh.
>>29424865>have girlfriend senior year in highschool>go out for 4 months>have sex>"i wish you were my first">tfw
>>29426348oh damn i dont know that feel but i felt it
>torrenting merzbox in FLAC>20.5GB>Estimated Time Remaining: 4 Months>tfw world could end before you get the chance to enjoy merzbox
>>29426368it was after a few thrusts in missionary position. we were in the guest room of my house and my parents were home. it was beautiful
>>29426348>tfw you break up soon after
>>29425010Ive taken two girls virginities. One I loved, the other I didnt, and it didnt feel anywhere near as good as just kissing the other one did
>>29426536>not getting your parents in on the deal
>>29426619>2012>incest
>>29426619>not getting your pets in on the deal
>>29426701>>29426685>>29426619>not getting your brothers and sisters in the deal as welllike you don't even know the game
>laying down on mattress>girl you love lays down beside you>arm around her>first time seeing her after years>experienced a feel i never felt that day
>tfw you got over your ex after a couple of months>friend is in love with some chick and asked me how I got over her>I talk about her too much because I've been drinking and smoking buddha and I end up missing her>text her in the morning>she replies a day later>reply within an hour>still haven't got a reply a day laterWhy am I so stupidAlso, what is the extension kinda like 4chan x that changes the appearance of 4chan
> as if humanity will ever make the journey between stars within a single lifetimewe are discovering lots of exoplanets, might even see discovery of Mars, I for one am very excited.#YouOnlyLiveOnce unfortunately, make the best out of it.> we will get the first good pictures of Ceres and Pluto in 2015> Ceres might have a mantle made of water> we are inventing the science of genetic modification> we are taking steps towards cures for cancerReally, interstellar travel involves distances that make communication awkward, discoveries made on stars lightyears away would take a long time to reach you in the solar system.we still don't have a good understanding of dark matter & dark energy, we have problems with quantum gravity. Who knows if a warp drive will be feasible?It won't be like star trek, for sure. We have seen no signs of intelligent life.Speciation will occur, due to isolation in different conditions, and accelerated by genetic modification mastery.
>>29426947in the bottom right corner where it says yotsuba B, just change that. im not sure if thats what your asking, but it changes the apperance.
>You will die one day no matter what time period you were born>Everyone will forget you within 2 generations.maybe 3.>It doesn't matter if you went to all of the galaxies of the world, you cannot retain the sight of it after death>Post-Mortem makes everyone equal, we are all equal in death
>>29427356true words my brother.
>>29427356>You will die one dayWell, not everyone necessarily, in the future.
>>29427545>Implying a single generation will live forever in the future>Meaning no future generations
>>29427579Well we don't know yet, but biologists believe the answer to (virtually) forever life will be found. Also the first person to live over 200 years will most likely be born during this next decade.
>>29427545there would be no point in keeping people alive. what can old decrepit people contribute, maybe a few people who are rich, but keeping a multitude of people alive would serve no longstanding purpose.
>>29427705Yeah, there wouldn't, especially in large scales. But it most likely will be possible, regardless.
>>29427693I would love to live your world view seriously reminds me of my younger self>Implying that our whole economic system won't collapse if people don't die>What drives consumerism is new trends>What drives victory is death>What drives capital is opportunity costs (and not at my expense)Our entire society will collapse and any intelligent enough person that would discover eternity would be wise to not only destroy the find but offset everyone looking for it>Eternal life just means more death>No one dies from old age anymore (exaggeration but get the point)>Will die from anything else
>>29425253;_;I did a sad "aww..." outloud and I almost never do that. Mostly dogbro feels though. Dat nigga saved yo life.
>>29426106