Would you like a gf like Grimes?
an ogre? nah
no if i wanted to fuck a rat with a big nose i would fuck a rat with a big nose
No, she looks goofy and probably showers like once a week.
No thanks, it's been well-established that she has ass face syndrome.
maybe
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>>29372087Three to five actually.
I would like a pretty-one.
her nose>it's a potato
>>29372036Jesus she does look like Helga Pataki.
>>29372087>>29372087>>29372087>>29372088>>29372088>>29372088
no suprise that /mu/ is afraid of a successful gf
Wow it sure is weird how you can't find the qt you're always looking for with such of low standards.
>being on /mu/>rejecting girls
>>29372036>In 2009, Boucher and her then-boyfriend from Tennessee constructed a 20-foot houseboat, named the "Velvet Glove Cast in Iron", with the intention to sail it down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis to New Orleans. The cargo included chickens, a typewriter, 20 pounds of potatoes and a gifted copy of Mark Twain's The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. However, the chickens caught eastern equine encephalitis virus and perished soon into the trip. Boucher and her companion adopted the names "Varuschka" and "Zelda Xox" for the trip.[14] Due to engine trouble and subsequent harassment from the Minnesota police, the journey was cut short and the houseboat and chickens were impounded.[14] Their diet consisted mainly of potatoes.What the fuck
>>29372172>>29372173ITT butthurt dogs
Hell yea, shes a QT, plays good music and loves Game of Thrones
>>29372036yes
Lets play who can find the largest Grimes photo.http://www.gabriella-stival.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/IMG_7940.jpg3744x561619.9MB
yes. She's creative and dat lisp is sexy as hell.
>>29372338hahaha what the fuck?!you're pretty cool, guy.
>not being attracted to girls with lisps
I'd prefer someone who looks decent and isn't an awkward, twitchy mess of a person.
>>29372955git a load of this lonely girl
>>29372955black kettle emporium
I would want a gf that's actually talented
>>29373029And attractive.
Who is thisis it a guy?
>>29372955Opposites attract, eh?
>>29372654>tfw over hear the girl i have a crush on and she has a slight lisp>tfw still havent worked up the nerve to talk to her
>>29373102you can do it, i believe in you.
>>29373102dont bother. it will only end badly for you. grls are mean...you been warned.
>>29373102try stop posting about it on an anonymous essage board and actually doing it
Absolutely fucking gross.
>>29373231>essage boardthis is an imageboard pleb
you all might as well go ahead an masturbate to all the qt girls around you. best to do it when the image is still fresh in your mind. seeing as how they don't factor into your future.
>>29372338This image isn't fapworthy at all but I feel like I should because of the novelty of the resolution.I could turn my 50" TV on its side and the image would still look clear.Should I?
>>29373534Yes, but make sure to put some kind of cover over the screen to help with clean up.
>>29373662what sort of dickhead jizzes on the screen?that's dumb.
>>29373738I suppose at that kind of size you could rub your dick against the screen with the TV on he floor as though you were having sex with her.
>>29373738Not everyone is a dribbler, pleb.
>>29373787my dick curves toward my stomach when I fap. how is it even possible to cum on the screen?
No.
>>29373787i always point down. i guess im just a little smarter than you shit for brains.
>>29373787....but i'm a dribbler....now im sad
wait so am I special for regularly shooting loads that fly 3-4 feet away from my body? seriously if i dont catch that shit it's going on the top of my fuckin head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTZvZ4DThocCUTENESS OVERLOAD
>>29373534Alright, I'm finished. The TV nearly fell over so that could have been a costly fap. The only thing it cost me was my dignity.
>>29373919i like this interview. this is when i first fell in love with that lisp
>>29373902aim for your mouth
>>29373738You'd be surprised.>>29373815By laying the screen down flat and doing it on purpose, and filming it then uploading it to cumonprintedpicsdotcom.
>>29373945this
Naw, I want an attractive gf.
i dated a girl a lot like grimes in high schoolwe've been friends for like 10 years now she's super cool
i don't want a gf like grimesi want grimes to be my gf
Is Grimes music actually good or is she just another one of those qts with shit music like St. Vincent?
>>29374031both grimes and st vincent are making good music. at least they are creative, though they are both jjj-core essentially.
>>29374031You're close.Grimes = Ugly bitch with shit music. Honestly, /mu/ has low standards until it comes to bitches they actually have a shot with.
>>29374059>st. vincent>creative>boring generic indie rock>creativeIf you say so.
There is nothing attractive about Grimes apart from having a pair of tits and a vagina.I guess low standards are to be expected from a board of beta virgins who spend all day crying about how they are beta virgins instead of getting a gf.
>>29374112well, relatively compared to the company they hold, at least where i live. they are on the poppy side of things, so they are lumped together with other indieXD shit and they are at the top of that particular shitheap.
>>29374160there's more to people than what they look like, you fuckass.
>>29374160Whoa, careful there. You're going to poke someone's eye out with all that edgy.
>Already has a girlfriend that makes actual music and smokes weed with you.>Plus she's hotter than Grimes
>>29374185but that other stuff doesn't matter
>>29374266well done, i am jelly.
>>29374185Oh so its the lisp, bad music, bad fashion taste, and general smell that attracts you?
>>29374289no, its the overexposure that attracts me
>>29374289those are also things that don't matter. jesus christ, who raised you?i guess i wish you luck in the stream of blonde, big breasted fucking morons you get involved with in your lifetime. i love you.
>>29374329Damn, are you crying right now? Sure seems like you're crying. Pussy.
>>29374329So you don't care about her looks, music, speech, fashion style, personal hygiene and appearance and you've never had a conversation with her so you know nothing of her personality apart from snippets on youtube?Wait, why DO you like her again?
>>29374387i never said i liked her. i just said a person isn't their appearance or hobbies or taste in music.
>>29374189>EdgyWait so now edgy is something we say when someone makes a good point? Grimes is fucking nasty and this board is full of "tfw no gf" beta's. I don't see how anon is edgy for stating a fact.
no
>>29374410If they are a musician for career, I'd say their music taste is pretty damn important as it goes.
>>29374287that's a great backpack.mine broke :( it has a hole in the bottom
>>29374445sure, that's fair. all i was trying to say was that you shouldn't judge people by the way they look. sorry im not as cynical as i should be. love you.
>>29374550i always judge people by the way they look. saves me alot of time.