these are such a good ideawhat are some good ideas you guys have?i promise not to steal them
>>28839333a trips generator
>>28839367that would be coolim trying to think of good ideas myself
like i was thinking of this thing that like you hold and it makes lightlike a handlight maybeits like portable lightdude dont steal this please
>>28839489thats just a flashlightdont shitpost in my thread please
a dubs getteryou enter in your post but then it waits until you can get dubsthen it posts it
in-car turntable ©Voodoo2012
>>28839505im reporting you you done fucked up now faggot
I know this sounds kind of weird, but I'll mention it anyway. It's kind of like a table, I guess, but it has little walls at each end, and has cushions on top of it. I think I'm going to make it so people, can like, sleep on it or something. PLEASE DON'T STEAL I'M GOING TO BE RICH.
i just had a idea its like a floating house pod thing and they float above other ground houses so you can fit double the people into cities >>28839578please dont
>>28839567Would buy.
>>28839590>le autism humor
a fat people machine to help those obese plebs out
a mattress with speakers on the top layer of it ©Voodoo2012
>>28839637LOL PROBLEM, DUDE?
idea#2what if they could make a drug that gives people downs syndrome so if theres like a prison with a ton of murderers in it they could make the violent criminals retarded so they wont hurt anyone again
>>28839601dude. floating houses?that would be so rad
guys you know what would be cool like water proof speakersi dont know if those exist but that would be cool
>>28839751they doyou can get them installed in your shower
a qt hipster gf robot thats just like a real girl and you can program her music taste to match yours and everything and you can also bone her
>>28839784>installedtoo much workwhat about tiny little portable ones
>>28839792id buy one
>>28839717Brilliant.
>>28839792will it be like having sex with a robot or like a real personwill she love me
>>28839830is it like tostitos scoops brilliant?
>>28839802
>>28839832i said shes just like a girl. the pussy is life like and everything except it wont bleed or do gross stuff like thatshe will love u
i have an idea to write a series of fantasy books for tweens based on a gay ass vampire sticking it to a waifish boy-girl, but she's also in love with a dog who's really a native-american.this shit's fucking gold
>>28839867thats badass
>>28839874lifelike pussies do "gross stuff" dawg
>>28839903get on that shit bro u gonna be bringin' in the dollas n niggaz be like "cash rules everything around me CREAM get the money dolla dolla bill y'all"
>>28839832Yes.No.
vinyl that smells like the atmosphere the music creates ©Voodoo2012
>>28839874if you go into public with her will people know shes a robot?
>>28839949not worth it
>>28839916dude youre missing the whole point
smellovisionoriginal idea do not steal
these little wooden religious bracelets that everyone wears, but instead of pictures of jesus or different saints, it'll be various pictures of Jeff Mangum.
>>28840001im sorry but ur ideas suck
>>28839962nope
>>28840019smellovision is better than gay doritos
>>2884001110/10best new accessory
>>28840026>gay doritoshave u even used scoops u little bitch?
>>28840047yeah when i scooped your moms butthole
>>28840011wow, i have that exact bracelet, now i feel dumb
DEAK SNEAKS.Sneakers designed by THE DEAK.
>>28840070im rubber your glue
what if 4chan was like myspace and you had your own profile and stuff and you had a profile song and friends and stuffwouldnt that be cooloriginal idea do not steal
>>28840070
>>28840119thats a good ideacould i have a avatar?
>>28840094but that already exists
>>28840143yeahand it could integrate last.fm into it omg guysim gonna pitch this to moot
>>28840166>and it could integrate last.fm into itlastfm is gay
>>28840144wait u serious?
>>28840093does it feature Jeff Mangum's beautiful face?
What if they had a thing that played movies and music but you could take it anywhere with you and i guess you would listen to it through wires that went to your ears
>>28840185i meant the music stuff manlike scrobblingyou dont evne KNOW
>>28840195no, do you realize how much one would cost?
>>28840208scrobbling is the worse part about lastfm
shoes with little invisible cameras on the top so you could stick your foot under girls skirts and get hot upskirt pics
>>28840205don't do it dude. that's a piracy machine you've invented. the world of music will wither and die as any kid with enough money for a computer an internet connection and one of those would never buy music again
>>28840243thats illegalim calling the cops
>>28840191yup I don't know if they are still selling them though.
idea#3a handheld machine that you would point at someone and it would make them be friends with you
>>28840227like a custom one?no.for custom ones like that, I'd have to buy them wholesale..fuck that.
>>28840234pleb
yo i think google glass is the epitome of inventions and is basically up there with lasers and hovering skateboardsIf there was a listerine flavored alcohol drink, i would drink that. that's an invention i think.
>>28840304no, just because it has Jeff on it. he only works with Givenchy you know.
>>28839861More brilliant than Tostitos Scoops if we're allowed to hold retarded murderer fights and televise them.
>>28840243
interesting story:i met the guy once whose daughter "invented" the scoop. she was 8, and he was the lead designer for research and development for frito-lay (I'm a chemical engineer and he came to speak to my class). it went like this:>"daddy, why can't we make chips like spoons?">"how do you mean?">"well, I wanna dig out more salsa...">....>"omg"dude still got the IP for it, but he credits his daughter everywhere he goes.
oreos with the milk built in
>>28840144here is a link each member designed their own shoes, Deak's was the best of coursehttp://keepcompany.com/products/THE%20GUERRA%20Deakin%20Fish
>>28840410woa thats p cool
>>28840243and than cables would run up your pant leg and that would lead to the inside lenses of your glasses but the outside of the glasses have fake open eyes programed into them so you could watch the girls but like like you chillin ©Voodoo2012
>>28840442like that one nigga from Ned's Declassified?
>>28840442you'd never get within 50 feet of a woman
>>28840423shit that sounds good
>>28840094Those already exist and they sold out REALLY quickly
>>28840508im gettin head from a bitch i dont know as i type
what if they had videos that you could buy just like a dvd or something that had people doing sex on them and there could be pictures too
>>28840681i think they have thosethis thread is for original ideas only
>>28840636wow you're really cool
>>28840722so it goes...
>>28840706oh i didnt know that was a thing sorrywhat if they had printers that printed in 3d so you could like download food and never have to leave your room for anything
>>28840780thats a good ideai wish mu had better ideas cause honestly i was planning on stealing all the good ideas in this thread
>>28840811what makes you think i've posted my good ones?
>>28840846the only idea great enough to steal in this thread is the robot gf but thats basically just a robotic sex doll so its not that original
I designed a disposable cup once that was eco-friendly and insulated like a thermos.
you know how old people always have tennis balls at the feet of their walkers? well there's gotta be some shit we can sell them that's better than tennis balls. or if not better, at least more expensive.
I think a website like whatdoestheinternetthink would be cool for /mu/So instead of people making threads about what /mu/ thinks of a band, they could just check there.
cars that are boats and planes and stuff
>>28841016Let's make them bombs, so when they get too old they explode and kill the old people.
a death grips mech
a youtube channel based on rants, but I do each video on the toilet. It would be called Shit That Pisses Me Offget it
>>28841249yeah, not enough old people are dead