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>tfw no post ending in 11 names my band
nice, thanks for the high res lewis
Can somebody explain the importance of lewis and why these threads are generally met with joy?
>>27557792Wow, shut the fuck up nerd. Maybe if I was a closet internet virgin without millions of dollars, hot babes and an english accent that goes down like smooth whipped vegan cream on a long summer night in the bahamas with a poolboy with a nice tan who looks like Chris Martin and wears a sharp dark blazer to match his gorgeously pale and sexy body with its manly stubble that makes 16 year old girls and boys queef in their shoes I would give half a shit. Why you little piece of fucking shit, I'll get a phone cord and fuck your mother 'til she falls over and then I'll slap her and nurse her back to health with my world famous banana smoothies (Light on the banana high on the smoothy) only so she could see me pummel her son in his 6 inch rimmed glasses quadruple Taco-Bell chin and a potbelly stomach that could only be earned through hours of watching spiderman in underoos and playing Super Mario Bros.
>>27557856Is that a shitty copypasta or a bad attempt at making one?
>>27557851how can you hate lewis
could this be the birth of an epic new meme?
>>27557982summer pls go
>>27557982>new meme>new
>>27557851lewis is our mascot