COACHELLA GENERAL
DAY 2
2015
2 HOURS TO GO
GET HYPE
HIGHLIGHTS OF DAY 1:
>Haerts crowd beheads a Stormtrooper, impales him on a stick
>Cloud Nothings mixer says FUCK YOU to his job as a mixer
>Reverend Horton Heat heat-up Coachella like the psychobilly freaks that they are, channel their inner Lil B by singing about weed and cooking
>Janelle Monae turns white, transforms into Wonder Woman to recruit CeCe Peniston tribute band, goes Cuckachella with the introduction of Joey Bada$$
>Sylvan Esso being this year's closest equivalent to Grouplove
>EVERYONE is a fucking cuck, want Charles Bradley's chocolate dick so bad, too bad it belongs to Jesus and Jesus only
>George Lopez outta fucking nowhere in Bronson's set
>Kimbra being a Disney princess mixed with crack, complete with nip slips
>obligatory momrock can suck my cock
>cameramen orgasming during Ghostface's set
>Alabama Shakes keeping the funky soul alive after Charles Bradley
>Keys & Krates tryina pull a Moby, no chance, DJ Snake too busy blowing them out of the water
>Joy Division Tribute Band being pretty strong with their set (for a Joy Division tribute band)
>tfw no qt3.14 Gorgon City gf's
>no one really caring bout Azealia "burn & crucify white people" Banks cause her set pre-recorded lel
>Tame Impala is hands down the best band in the world right now. They are not pretty good, they are pretty incredible. But more than just how good they are, They-
>Porter Robinson going OPN-lite
>Nero wearing fedoras, still offer the night's best EDM performance by far (except for /sp/artans who prefer DJ Snake)
>RIDE, SUPPORTED BY PIKACHU AND A MILF, ENGAGE IN AN EPIC BATTLE AGAINST THE VILLAINOUS MIXER
>Todd Terje closing the day with a chill as fuck set, melts everyone's rage about Ride's mixer away