What I'm about to tell you is true, choose to believe it or not.
I stepped outside on my porch and pulled out a chair to smoke a cigarette, and blasted my stereo so I could hear my music.
My playlist came on with this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1kFZTL8H5A
2 HOT hipster chicks walked in front of my place. They were dressed like those hot hipster hip hop white girls, big plastic framed glasses and skimpy clothing. Once they walked into my cone of sound, they both started dancing and one of em said "OMG I love Big Sean!" They started whispering/giggling to each other, and them being in front of the gate to my house says "Hey ladies, welcome to the club." Something corny.
They giggle to each other, and one of em actually opens my gate and comes up to me and goes "Can I give you a lapdance?"
Dude, I just got a random lapdance right in front of my house. I still don't really know how to react. And she didn't give me her number.
What now? Death Grips?